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Rich
11-28-2007, 02:58 AM
'evolusion' :eek::confused:

Yes, something that's banned from education in America:p

Rabbie
11-28-2007, 03:03 AM
What would they have called William the Conquerer if he had lost?
William the Loser??

If Darwins theory of evolusion is to be beleived and also that God created man in his own image... Was God a large silverback Gorilla?

I thought we had established in another thread that God wasn't:eek:

Rich
11-28-2007, 03:10 AM
I thought we had established in another thread that God wasn't:eek:

Wasn't what, a Gorilla? Cindy might not agree with you there:eek:

Rabbie
11-28-2007, 03:12 AM
Wasn't what, a Gorilla? Cindy might not agree with you there:eek:ROFL. :D:D

GohDiamond
12-14-2007, 02:31 PM
Are you referring to the Latin : Gorilla Omnipotens Deus:D

Sum Guy
12-14-2007, 03:28 PM
What would they have called William the Conquerer if he had lost??

William the Second

Sum Guy
12-14-2007, 03:30 PM
If Darwins theory of evolusion is to be beleived and also that God created man in his own image... Was God a large silverback Gorilla?

But if God is all powerful couldn't he have been a chimp, a gorilla, a monkey and a man all at the same time?

God is obviously not all KNOWING or he wouldn't have given Rich an opening for an anti American jibe. :D

Zaeed
12-20-2007, 07:09 PM
Mechanical Engineers design weapons, Civil Engineers design targerts - First day of uni

Who are you going to beleive? Me, or your own eyes - unknown

Sum Guy
12-20-2007, 07:41 PM
Complaining about the too loud sound in a bar for a football game:
Is there some reason why people have to hear what they just saw.

Zaeed
12-20-2007, 08:52 PM
Complaining about the too loud sound in a bar for a football game:
Is there some reason why people have to hear what they just saw.

for the benefit of the blind

froggiebeckie
12-21-2007, 10:59 AM
Said by Granny, about a lady who was known to have a good time:

She's no better than she ought to be.

Kinger43
12-27-2007, 12:14 PM
A kid at Christmas, happy as a two peckered billy goat.

Sum Guy
12-27-2007, 04:04 PM
Said by Granny, about a lady who was known to have a good time:

She's no better than she ought to be.

She's been kissed more times than a Police Court Bible.

And by much the same class of person.

Sum Guy
12-28-2007, 03:27 PM
for the benefit of the blind

The visually impaired or the blind drunk? :D