It's coming...it's coming

1,000 POSTS

Pity only about 25 were worth reading. :D

Congratulations.

Let me welcome you to 1,000 club by giving you a complimentary poster to remind you of your valuable contribution to the boards.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e270/GDINobody/youarenot.gif

:D :p

Enjoy!

(To be sure, the post was made in jest)

Statsman - welcome to the 4-digit club :D.

Congratulations Glen...oh yeah Happy Birthday

1,000 POSTS

Pity only about 25 were worth reading. :D

that many huh... (lol)

heres to the next 1000

gp

1,000 POSTS

Pity only about 25 were worth reading. :D

That's quite an achievement Statsman:D. And yes Happy birthday ;)

1,000 POSTS

Pity only about 25 were worth reading. :D

CONGRATS!

Oh come on, more than 25 were worth reading, at least 26 of them were actually interesting ;)

I can't think of a better reason to celebrate. :D

quick how fast you get to 1000 when you spam isn't it?

:D:D:D:cool::cool::p:p:confused:
congrats

whoa... 1500... creepy

whoa... 1500... creepy

Wow, that is creepy. :cool:

Wow, that is creepy. :cool:

So's 1315 :cool:

he has a point you know....

So's 1315 :cool:

Absolutely. Thank goodness I'm no longer on that number. However, it's not nearly as creepy as 17,464. :eek::cool:

However, it's not nearly as creepy as 17,464. :eek::cool:

Thank goodness that number's not correct:cool::p

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I think I must have had a humour bypass on this one.

Brian

:confused: :confused: :confused:

I think I must have had a humour bypass on this one.

Brian


Well, it does say you are retired :p

My post count is 2397, Opps Edit 2398, Opps Edit 2399, Opps Edit 2400, Opps Edit... hard to keep up

It's coming...it's coming
Posting from the loo, were you?

Well, it does say you are retired :p

After 2500 posts, a fellow has a right to slow down...

I didn't think I'd retired my sense of humour :rolleyes:, and I see that SJ flushed decorum away.

Brian

wow and here I am witha piddly little 391

wow and here I am witha piddly little 391

spend more time on here and less time working then!


Joking of course...:p:p

spend more time on here and less time working then!


Ah, my motto! :D

I didn't think I'd retired my sense of humour :rolleyes:, and I see that SJ flushed decorum away.

Brian
I don't think its a sense of humour retirement more a sense of humour discernment. You (and I) have possibly reached the age when things have to funny before we laugh

I rather think you've all missed the point.

Quality rather than quantity

Had it not been for the hacking incident when many of us lost posts I'd be around 16oo posts by now, but most of them are utter rubbish. I rest my case;):D:D:D

Longest location ever. ill need to adjust my resolution just to fit it all on one screen~!

I've been waiting for the northern contingent to challenge the sentiment, but so far all is quiet.;)

I rather think you've all missed the point.

Quality rather than quantity

... around 16oo posts by now, but most of them are utter rubbish. I rest my case;):D:D:D


16oo hey, not 1600, that's it Barry you go for quality , looking at your post reminds me of that saying
"Never mind the quality feel the width" :D:D

Brian

I've been waiting for the northern contingent to challenge the sentiment, but so far all is quiet.;)

Thet are too busy spending our money to spend time on the forum. ;) :rolleyes:

Brian

Thet are too busy spending our money to spend time on the forum. ;) :rolleyes:

Brian


I hope you're not having a go at our very own tame Scot. :eek: I'm prepared to make an exception for Stuart for honourable services rendered.

As a scottish exile living in the south I feel it is only fair to point out that London receives the largest subsidy per head. I can assure you, Barry, that many scots are grateful for your contribution although they might not like to embarrass you by telling you that.

Barry I was having a go at no one in particular, merely suggesting why no one had risen to your bait.

Brian

I feel it is only fair to point out that London receives the largest subsidy per head.

Only slightly more and Scotland is second, the North and South West i.e. areas with the lowest incomes are last!:mad:

I rather think you've all missed the point.

Quality rather than quantity

Had it not been for the hacking incident when many of us lost posts I'd be around 16oo posts by now, but most of them are utter rubbish. I rest my case;):D:D:D

Yes, I think I would have been around 2300 by now. Like you said, rubbish. Pretty much like the ones I have now. :D

Yes, I think I would have been around 2300 by now. Like you said, rubbish. Pretty much like the ones I have now. :D

No don't be silly, just because you're American doesn't mean you're posts are all rubbish:eek::p:D

No don't be silly, just because you're American doesn't mean you're posts are all rubbish:eek::p:D

Don't be silly Rich, it's being American that redeems me. :cool::p

Don't be silly Rich, it's being American that redeems me. :cool::p

No, it's the inherited Irish sense of humour that abounds within;)

Don't be silly Rich, it's being American that redeems me. :cool::p

haha so true

haha so true

If only, if only......

No, it's the inherited Irish sense of humour that abounds within;)

I see, the German side had nothing to do with it. ;)

If only, if only......

You've misspelled "you're right". ;)

I see, the German side had nothing to do with it. ;)

Well they're not exactly known for having a sense of humour, are they:p

Don't be silly Rich, it's being American that redeems me. :cool::p

I thought God was a redeemer. Oh, I forgot, God is American.

Col

I thought God was a redeemer. Oh, I forgot, God is American.

Col

According to my Grandfather, God was a Methodist. The rest of us are doomed. :D

According to my Grandfather, God was a Methodist. The rest of us are doomed. :D

No definately American - I heard a hint of an American accent when God spoke to Noah in the film 'The Bible':)

Col

Only slightly more and Scotland is second, the North and South West i.e. areas with the lowest incomes are last!:mad:

At last a UK debate (shortlived but nevertheless worthy). And to put the record straight I don't have a problem with Scotland or the Scots but I would like to see them independent and self governing (and raising their own revenues) and then maybe we could have an English Government for England. Now should I upset the Welsh next?......and then there's Northern Ireland. So much to do - so little time;) :D
As for my location I've shortened it again , I wasn't aware it would stretch my posts laterally in the way it did.

At last a UK debate (shortlived but nevertheless worthy). And to put the record straight I don't have a problem with Scotland or the Scots but I would like to see them independent and self governing (and raising their own revenues) and then maybe we could have an English Government for England. So would many Scots:) But some still think we have a duty to look after our last colony:D

So would many Scots:) But some still think we have a duty to look after our last colony:D

LMAO

That must be one of the best come backs ever.

Brian

As for my location I've shortened it again , I wasn't aware it would stretch my posts laterally in the way it did.

It still does Barry. Why not skew it tangentially ? :)

So would many Scots:) But some still think we have a duty to look after our last colony:D

For that you can just get back behind the wall and herd your haggis.:D

It still does Barry. Why not skew it tangentially ? :)

OK you Dutch Mountaineer if I knew how I would! I'll cut it right down - I don't want to upset anyone else.:cool:

OK you Dutch Mountaineer if I knew how I would!


Might this help :

Sub UpdateLocation()
Dim ctl As Control
DoCmd.Openobject "LocationForm", acDesign
For Each ctl In Forms("Locationform").Controls
With ctl
Select Case .ControlType
Case acTextBox
ctl.ControlSource = Replace & skew(ctl.ControlSource, _
"All the president and gentlemen bassists", "Residing in Stratford upon Avon")
End Select
End With
Next ctl
DoCmd.Close acForm, "Locationform", acSaveYes
End Sub ;)

Mmm I tried it but I got an error on "gentlemen"

Mmm I tried it but I got an error on "gentlemen"It must know something about you that you've managed to keep secret from the rest of us. :D:D

with Scotland or the Scots but I would like to see them independent and self governing (and raising their own revenues) and then maybe we could have an English Government for England. .

Then I suggest we re-build Hadrians wall and put the immigration gates at Carlisle:cool:

No definately American - I heard a hint of an American accent when God spoke to Noah in the film 'The Bible':)

Now that's funny. :)

Now that's funny. :)

And there's more nice posts from me on other threads!

Col

And there's more nice posts from me on other threads!

Col I had noticed. Are you feeling Ok today?

I had noticed. Are you feeling Ok today?

I was ok. But England are losing 2-0 against the Croats at Wembley, we need to draw or win to stay in the Euro cup 2008.

Col

I was ok. But England are losing 2-0 against the Croats at Wembley, we need to draw or win to stay in the Euro cup 2008.

Col

What did you expect after the Yanks trashed the place and then bu**ered off home; yet again:rolleyes:;)

What did you expect after the Yanks trashed the place and then bu**ered off home; yet again:rolleyes:;)

England seems to be making a habit of being bullied by the younger nations nowadays :D

England seems to be making a habit of being bullied by the younger nations nowadays :D

That's because we're currently led by a bunch of T*&TS:mad::rolleyes:

Then I suggest we re-build Hadrians wall and put the immigration gates at Carlisle:cool:

Rich:
If you check your map you will see that Hadrian's Wall is (in some cases) a long way south of the current English/Scottish border,

Does Scotland get that land back :confused:

Rich:

Does Scotland get that land back :confused:

No. buffer zone, no mans land, etc,

No. buffer zone, no mans land, etc,

It's only sheep and trees, they can have it.:D

One condition - they have to take Brown back and keep him there.