http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

its a weird feeling laughing and cringing at the same time!

somehow I think this is going to come out as being the fault of the US of A. since we are responsible for everything that is wrong with the world :P

somehow I think this is going to come out as being the fault of the US of A. since we are responsible for everything that is wrong with the world :P
As with alcoholism, acknowledging the problem is the first step toward resolving it. :D
However, in this case I think even the one-track twosome would have a hard time laying this one at your collective feet.

Must have been an American owning the restaurant because no one else would have a weapon at hand (kitchen knife) for someone to use. The rest of the world is civilized and do not use weapons on food like Americans do. :D

So how do you cut things, anything?

That was ages ago, that story.

phewf... for a second I thought this post was in regards to that vile and disgustin BME Pain Olympics video??!?!

Don't ever for the life of you watch that video!!!

It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis so I am forwarding all the male enhancement spam from my inbox to this poor man's email address. Perhaps with this help he can be restored to his former self 3 inches at a time.;)

The guy was one of the longest standing members of the London Naturist Society. He got careless and isn't anymore.:confused:

Well the penis was probably not doing him any good, cos he figured he gets rid of the extra weight

One hopes the criteria for getting on your "Most Stalked List" is not the subject of this page. :D

One hopes the criteria for getting on your "Most Stalked List" is not the subject of this page. :D

lol...no respect for men with missing device

Future customers at this restaurant would be wise to carefully check their chicken noodle soup before slopping it down...

I wouldn't order the spotted dick or the cock a leeky soup either.

I hear their coq au vin is very good.

The salami and other range of sausages are very tasty

why???? Did anyone ever actually get to the bottom of why this man did this to himself I wonder?

The salami and other range of sausages are very tasty

I would like a food agency on what they contain before I order them.

why???? Did anyone ever actually get to the bottom of why this man did this to himself I wonder?

he was too cock sure of himself..(perhaps)

ok that was a bad one Gary. though all the others werent much better :D

Bad taste is in at the mo...
and i couldn't think of anything worse (well anything i thought I could get a way with)

did you hear about the rabbi who tried to circumsize(?) soemoen - he missed and got the sackk-- (Now that is bad taste)

This is not that unusual, check out BMEzine's web site, the extreme page. I can't post the link as I can't remember it off the top of my head, and there's no way I'm looking it up at work.

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Or anyone easily offended. In fact, best stay away...

How did I find it? Well let's just say I don't leave my computer logged on when my mates are round anymore, it's not nice when your desktop is changed to disturbing images!

I would like a food agency on what they contain before I order them.

Simple, meat and gristle with a sprinkling of cheese, no no, I must'nt go there, ladies are present:eek: