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oumahexi
04-08-2009, 10:54 PM
Scotland's oldest known breeding osprey has laid a record-breaking 53rd egg.

The female at the Loch of the Lowes reserve in Perthshire produced her first egg of this year's breeding season at 1917 BST on Tuesday.

She has now laid considerably more eggs than the average osprey, which can only usually manage about 12 in a lifetime.

A team of nearly 70 volunteers will take it in turns to man a round-the-clock watch at the nest in Dunkeld to protect it from egg thieves

Rich
04-08-2009, 11:00 PM
A team of nearly 70 volunteers will take it in turns to man a round-the-clock watch at the nest in Dunkeld to protect it from egg thieves

I bet they'll end up eggsausted having to shell out all that time, are they yolkels?:confused:

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 01:15 AM
Absolutely! I believe they are watching it like a hawk :D

Rich
04-09-2009, 04:06 AM
Let's hope they don't get too eggscited

KenHigg
04-09-2009, 04:13 AM
Scotland's oldest known breeding osprey has laid a record-breaking 53rd egg.

The female at the Loch of the Lowes reserve in Perthshire produced her first egg of this year's breeding season at 1917 BST on Tuesday.

She has now laid considerably more eggs than the average osprey, which can only usually manage about 12 in a lifetime.

A team of nearly 70 volunteers will take it in turns to man a round-the-clock watch at the nest in Dunkeld to protect it from egg thieves

Darn bird egg gets more consideration than a human fetus... :(

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 04:18 AM
No it doesn't Ken, it's the Mum we're all eggcited about!

I hear she's already given her other children an eggcellent eggucation :D

KenHigg
04-09-2009, 04:32 AM
You overdose on silly pills this morning :p

ColinEssex
04-09-2009, 04:34 AM
I notice for the 2nd year running we have Mr and Mrs Blackbird nesting in our shed.

They get used to us walking about 3 or 4 ft away and don't get worried.

Col

KenHigg
04-09-2009, 04:37 AM
I notice for the 2nd year running we have Mr and Mrs Blackbird nesting in our shed.

They get used to us walking about 3 or 4 ft away and don't get worried.

Col

Your intoxicated stumbling strolls trough the garden must be entertaining to them :p

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 04:40 AM
You overdose on silly pills this morning :p

Please tell me you'r yoking Ken. It feels like I've taken the right amount! :D

I notice for the 2nd year running we have Mr and Mrs Blackbird nesting in our shed.

They get used to us walking about 3 or 4 ft away and don't get worried.

Col

The birds in the forrest I walk through in the morning are like that, as long as I keep my face covered they don't get scared lol :D

We used to have black birds in the garden, now they're all in the cat :(

KenHigg
04-09-2009, 04:52 AM
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The birds in the forrest I walk through in the morning are like that, as long as I keep my face covered they don't get scared lol :D

We used to have black birds in the garden, now they're all in the cat :(

And eventually in the liter box, etc., etc.... :p

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 04:55 AM
And eventually in the liter box, etc., etc.... :p

Eggsactly! Although she tends to show a preference for the herb garden. LOL, you'd think I had a huge garden the way I talk, it's not much bigger than a window box :D

Fifty2One
04-09-2009, 05:09 AM
Don't let Nadya Suleman hear about this or she will be going for fertility treatments again

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 05:15 AM
Don't let Nadya Suleman hear about this or she will be going for fertility treatments again

I won't tell if you don't :D

I wonder if Mrs Osprey will get child benefit for all those chicks? And when they are old enough for her to go back to work will she get family tax credit?

Do they get things like that in America? Could that be what motivates Ms Suleman or is she just barking mad? ;)

Rich
04-09-2009, 05:33 AM
I won't tell if you don't :D

I wonder if Mrs Osprey will get child benefit for all those chicks? And when they are old enough for her to go back to work will she get family tax credit?

Don't eggsagerate, she'll end up nestled down just nicely

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 05:51 AM
Don't eggsagerate, she'll end up nestled down just nicely

I know, she's got a nice little nest egg to turn to... I read about it on the BBC website :D I do believe we've gone full circle now Rich ;)

Rich
04-09-2009, 05:54 AM
I know, she's got a nice little nest egg to turn to... I read about it on the BBC website :D I do believe we've gone full circle now Rich ;)
Yes, we'll have to try and hatch something else and ruffle some more feathers......................

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 05:57 AM
Yes, we'll have to try and hatch something else and ruffle some more feathers......................

Now you're talking like one of my old crownies :D

Rich
04-09-2009, 05:59 AM
old crownies :D
There's a few of them here;)

Alc
04-09-2009, 06:00 AM
Now you're talking like one of my old crownies :D
Do beak-areful not to upset anyone. :o

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 06:06 AM
Do beak-areful not to upset anyone. :o

Thank you for that eggcelent advice :rolleyes:

Rich
04-09-2009, 06:12 AM
somebody's just cracked a yoke

Alc
04-09-2009, 06:13 AM
But a pretty poultry one.
Hen-ything to get some attention.

Rich
04-09-2009, 06:16 AM
Chicken! breast get on with something else

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 06:17 AM
Don't try too hard you may eggasperate yourself :)

Rich
04-09-2009, 06:19 AM
he's just trying to feather his nest

Alc
04-09-2009, 06:22 AM
Best get on with some work, before things here take a tern for the worse.

Wouldn't want to be thought of as gull-ible enough to stay here all day, so I'll just have to wren-ch myself away.

oumahexi
04-09-2009, 06:29 AM
And so Alc has to fly the coop :(

ColinEssex
04-09-2009, 01:32 PM
Your intoxicated stumbling strolls trough the garden must be entertaining to them :p

Who is intoxicated? Do you mean "through"?

As usual, your comments are grammatically incorrect.

Col

oumahexi
04-10-2009, 04:30 AM
Who is intoxicated? Do you mean "through"?

As usual, your comments are grammatically incorrect.

Col

Perhaps Ken was referring to the staff canteen? ;)