mooning the Jupiterians :eek:

as his bottom

looked distinctly Saturnian

although the other

Mooners liked it

Vulcans did not!

End of Story. :)

Then, allofa sudden

the universe burped

and expelled gasses

Stephen Hawking smiled

and proclaimed loudly

"The LegBones connected"

"to the shinbone" (Didn't think I knew that one did you? :))

"to my wheelchair"

"Do I dare"

"to remove my"

my very own

"Wi-FI Enhanced Laptop"

since it started

"rattling them bones" :cool:

so the best

aardvark impersonators could

wet their lines

all over the

salmon from Moscow

to the other

yellow brick road

which according to

Blair and Bush

never ever existed.

Zeta-Jones spoke before

her ex lover

about the unbelievable

sight she beheld

of austrailan dingos

the famous dogs

mating with kangaroo's.

However, tha koala

got jealous and

decided to revenge

the death of

the tree which

it loved dearly.

Lords of Napoli

made their way

advancing on Rome

where the koala's

groove was lost

, however, on their

on their travels they came upon

one of the

lost temples of

Gog and Magog

two of the

best known punsters

who went all

prepared for the

important event of

Pink Marshmellow collecting.

hosting the event

the Rosebud Society

found too thorny

pink marshmellow roses

they were delicious!

yum yum yum

said the alians,

and they turned

step by step

instructions into powerpoint

presentation regarding the

baking of donuts,

based on the

universal equation of

(Homer) x (Donuts) = Profit))

which is used

at Oxford by

Specky brainiac geeks

to predict lottery

ticket winners by

using a specific

type of frog.

This frog surrenders

its life when,

threatened by anything

specky or geeky

looking. Apon arrival

(try not to post twice in a row, defeats the point of this thread)

at Oxford, every

time bill gates

eats a donut,

1 frog dies

and lottery is

suspended. elsewhere in

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

bug's took control

of his voice

changing it to

the Borg collective

mixed with teletubies

Hawking stood up !

in utter discust

and announced to

kill all teletubies

and Sesame characters

found on buns

of steel made

from sticky toffee.

Meanwhile in Rome

strange things were

being smoked in

tartar source, which

stained Camilla's dentures

brought from mars.

Britainy Spears screamed

at elvis presley

and Benny Hill

because she was

confused by love

story playing in

Elton John's Theatre

which collapsed because

of London Bridge

the most amazing

portal created by

an unknown lifeform

maybe an alien

jungles of Scotland

was written on

nontrackable cyberspace napkins

used to build

monuments to our

future dead ancestors,

stuffed and displayed

while alive, with

garlic and prunes

and little fuzzy

geeks that screamed

unknown equations of

Einstein and Hawking

, who unknown to

residents of Atlantis,

don't really exist.

Charles, late as

allways, jumped off

his rocking horse

called bob, which

aroused Charles' appetite

for mongolian rats,

and bowls of

mushed up eyeballs.

followed by a

lovely bowl of

stewed roaches and

spaghetti, after eating

mountain oysters benedict

standing on his

horse named Camilla

which had been

in a pasture

dangling a modifier.

that was proven

to be less

a problem than

it had seemed

so Frau Muppet

went on his

trip to Napoli

to get some

mozzarella di buffola

while sneezing all

day at Roma

he accidentally forgot

the tissues, so

went a shop

and sneezed again

losing his teeth

while howling at

the dark side

of the moon

he realized that...

the moon had

a Moonbase With

Access Database Including

usual missing references

and bad VBA

so feeling sad

, bob got up

with Spock ears

in his hand

yelping "I Love

microsoft" at which

he puked and

swore he would

become a hacker.

Hacking is an

sport to some,

Over Smart People

who thought they

were the best

at smiling in

the watercooler crowd

in the office.

Meanwhile Howard Hacker

had not been

truthful with Richard

who had been

flicking a bit

of wet paper

in howards eye

which made him

crabby and tearful

and wanting revenge,

but didnt get

any revenge because

he became hungry

for McDonald's hamburgers.

In London, Tony

Bliar lied about

Putin's eggroll recipe

because he said

rolling the eggs

in sardine juice

makes you feel

all tingerley inside,

which causes him

to get very

Erotically Excitable and

then fall asleep

in the middle

of Benny Hill

and michael jackson.

Donald Sutherland screamed

at the top

of Mount Sinai

as he slipped

into a big

pile of shiitake

put there by

mushroom-lover David Hasselhoff

having left Baywatch

to pursue mycology (because he's a fun-guy)

with pies for

Eyes and, thighs

as big as
(ill give it to short.. hummmmmm,)

disguised as Charles

darwins left armpit.

In the morning

after breakfast bob

the bobby left

his house to