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Groundrush
10-07-2005, 08:17 AM
his favourite charity

fuzzygeek
10-07-2005, 08:35 AM
which promptly sold

Oldsoftboss
10-07-2005, 11:59 PM
him out. Despite

pono1
10-08-2005, 12:18 AM
his wife, who

Oldsoftboss
10-08-2005, 12:54 AM
run around wearing

Rich
10-08-2005, 02:08 AM
a broad grin

Groundrush
10-08-2005, 02:57 AM
and an eye

Ashfaque
10-08-2005, 05:45 AM
was watching him

Oldsoftboss
10-08-2005, 07:36 PM
from a distance

pono1
10-08-2005, 10:14 PM
------suddenly Hasselhoff hollared,

dgoulston
10-10-2005, 12:43 AM
arrrrgh an eye,

Groundrush
10-10-2005, 04:21 AM
spy game again

dgoulston
10-10-2005, 05:10 AM
and its "a",

msp
10-10-2005, 05:17 AM
Team cameo appearance !!!

dgoulston
10-10-2005, 05:22 AM
followed by the

Groundrush
10-10-2005, 05:47 AM
car in Knight Rider

dgoulston
10-10-2005, 06:11 AM
whose wheels dropped

Groundrush
10-11-2005, 03:12 PM
the big one

fuzzygeek
10-12-2005, 06:13 AM
consisting of eggs

dgoulston
10-14-2005, 07:01 AM
and tomato sauce.

fuzzygeek
10-14-2005, 07:14 AM
with Yorkshire pudding

dgoulston
10-14-2005, 07:15 AM
that had been

fuzzygeek
10-14-2005, 07:20 AM
baked too long

Ashfaque
10-15-2005, 12:54 AM
For Faulty Engine..

Oldsoftboss
10-15-2005, 01:05 AM
that was blown

Ashfaque
10-15-2005, 02:19 AM
Without Any Reason...

dgoulston
10-17-2005, 02:15 AM
away by the

Groundrush
10-17-2005, 05:53 AM
old woman next

fuzzygeek
10-17-2005, 06:53 AM
door, Sophia Loren,

dgoulston
10-17-2005, 08:12 AM
who is also

fuzzygeek
10-17-2005, 08:21 AM
Zeta-Jones in disguise

Groundrush
10-17-2005, 08:32 AM
without the moustache

fuzzygeek
10-17-2005, 08:35 AM
or a goatee

dgoulston
10-20-2005, 01:39 AM
which she got

Oldsoftboss
10-20-2005, 03:02 AM
when surfing eBay.

dgoulston
10-20-2005, 03:27 AM
for 2 decades.

fuzzygeek
10-20-2005, 06:48 AM
Rich visited Topeka

dgoulston
10-20-2005, 07:15 AM
in his underwear,

fuzzygeek
10-20-2005, 07:28 AM
joined by George

dgoulston
10-20-2005, 07:43 AM
and fuzzygeek who

fuzzygeek
10-20-2005, 09:35 AM
smiled and said

Groundrush
10-20-2005, 03:09 PM
you smell nice

fuzzygeek
10-20-2005, 03:11 PM
for a warthog

dgoulston
10-21-2005, 02:20 AM
looking creature, unlike

Groundrush
10-21-2005, 05:33 AM
next doors ugly

dgoulston
10-21-2005, 05:51 AM
rat faced looking

Groundrush
10-21-2005, 10:39 AM
Penguin with spotted

dgoulston
10-24-2005, 01:36 AM
eyes and hairey

Groundrush
10-24-2005, 02:35 AM
nostrils.
Suddenly the

dgoulston
10-24-2005, 03:07 AM
queen of england,

Ashfaque
10-24-2005, 05:04 AM
arrived to see

dgoulston
10-24-2005, 05:16 AM
the penguin mounting

Groundrush
10-24-2005, 07:29 AM
another penguin with

fuzzygeek
10-24-2005, 07:37 AM
pickle relish and

dgoulston
10-24-2005, 08:01 AM
off tartar sauce,

fuzzygeek
10-24-2005, 08:03 AM
alas the Queen

dgoulston
10-24-2005, 08:06 AM
jumped on top

fuzzygeek
10-24-2005, 01:50 PM
yelling, "I love

dgoulston
10-25-2005, 12:39 AM
carrots and beetroot

Ashfaque
10-25-2005, 01:33 AM
with Green chilies

Groundrush
10-25-2005, 01:58 AM
,"where's my donkey"?

dgoulston
10-25-2005, 02:25 AM
a voice yelled

Groundrush
10-25-2005, 03:14 AM
"Where's my donkey"

dgoulston
10-25-2005, 03:48 AM
,followed by "arrrrghhhh

Groundrush
10-26-2005, 06:02 AM
you lonesome tonight"

Rich
10-26-2005, 06:12 AM
to George Bush

fuzzygeek
10-26-2005, 07:03 AM
and Vladimer Putin

Groundrush
10-27-2005, 12:20 AM
his false teeth

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 12:37 AM
and smiled at

Rich
10-27-2005, 01:12 AM
the devils advocate

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 01:33 AM
who was waiting

Groundrush
10-27-2005, 02:12 AM
patiently by the

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 02:25 AM
edge of the

Groundrush
10-27-2005, 03:09 AM
blue newspaper stand

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 05:40 AM
located at the

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 05:51 AM
located at the

fuzzygeek
10-27-2005, 07:00 AM
but I repeat

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 07:41 AM
it twice for

fuzzygeek
10-27-2005, 07:43 AM
emphasis to Camilla

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 07:44 AM
because her brain

fuzzygeek
10-27-2005, 07:47 AM
is in Spain

dgoulston
10-27-2005, 07:48 AM
and she is

fuzzygeek
10-27-2005, 01:14 PM
under peer review

Groundrush
10-27-2005, 03:25 PM
yes,peer review

fuzzygeek
10-27-2005, 04:05 PM
conducted entirely by

Groundrush
10-28-2005, 12:32 AM
a group of

Rich
10-28-2005, 01:16 AM
morons, sat in the house of commons
oops

fuzzygeek
10-28-2005, 06:55 AM
lording it over

Rich
10-28-2005, 07:22 AM
the peasants below

fuzzygeek
10-28-2005, 07:55 AM
who bowed submissively

Rich
10-28-2005, 08:34 AM
and muttered expletives

dgoulston
10-31-2005, 01:35 AM
in front of

Rich
10-31-2005, 01:39 AM
Charles and Godzilla

main-man
10-31-2005, 02:06 AM
newly married couple

Rich
10-31-2005, 02:13 AM
of tossers, living

Groundrush
10-31-2005, 02:13 AM
that skipped breakfast

dgoulston
10-31-2005, 02:39 AM
because the wanted

Rich
10-31-2005, 02:52 AM
their oats instead

dgoulston
10-31-2005, 03:16 AM
so off they

main-man
10-31-2005, 03:32 AM
went 4a dump

dgoulston
10-31-2005, 03:44 AM
but found that

Groundrush
10-31-2005, 03:59 AM
the toilet was

main-man
10-31-2005, 04:31 AM
full of diarea

dgoulston
10-31-2005, 05:20 AM
which belonged to

Rich
10-31-2005, 05:27 AM
the previous occupants

Groundrush
10-31-2005, 05:51 AM
of number 9

dgoulston
10-31-2005, 06:17 AM
, who were friends

fuzzygeek
10-31-2005, 09:59 AM
of George W.

dgoulston
11-01-2005, 08:25 AM
and mr Blobby

fuzzygeek
11-01-2005, 08:26 AM
but I digress

dgoulston
11-03-2005, 02:42 AM
to mention that

fuzzygeek
11-03-2005, 06:58 AM
Tony the Tiger

Rich
11-03-2005, 07:26 AM
was a dog

dgoulston
11-03-2005, 07:27 AM
living in the

Rich
11-03-2005, 07:30 AM
royal palace with

dgoulston
11-03-2005, 07:32 AM
barney and gizmo

Rich
11-03-2005, 07:34 AM
the royal Princes

dgoulston
11-03-2005, 07:37 AM
shag buddy, who

fuzzygeek
11-03-2005, 08:57 AM
was called ragamuffin

Groundrush
11-04-2005, 04:26 AM
when the circus

Rich
11-04-2005, 04:52 AM
rolled into Washington

Groundrush
11-04-2005, 05:36 AM
and out again

pono1
11-04-2005, 05:45 AM
and in again

Groundrush
11-04-2005, 06:06 AM
round & round

fuzzygeek
11-04-2005, 07:00 AM
until Chuck chucked

Fijian
11-04-2005, 07:12 AM
he got stucked

fuzzygeek
11-04-2005, 07:23 AM
and then plucked

Groundrush
11-04-2005, 03:01 PM
up the courage

drobinson
11-04-2005, 03:11 PM
to ask Princess

Oldsoftboss
11-05-2005, 12:59 AM
Leah for a

Groundrush
11-05-2005, 04:32 AM
quickie before lunch

fuzzygeek
11-07-2005, 02:12 PM
she blushed, then

Groundrush
11-07-2005, 02:33 PM
ate lunch slowly

fuzzygeek
11-07-2005, 02:38 PM
then walloped Chuck

dgoulston
11-08-2005, 02:34 AM
across the arse,

Oldsoftboss
11-09-2005, 12:12 AM
before removing her

Rich
11-09-2005, 12:52 AM
leg and wig

Groundrush
11-09-2005, 05:23 AM
from under the

fuzzygeek
11-09-2005, 07:39 AM
blue herringbone skirt

Rich
11-09-2005, 12:02 PM
Chuck was wearing

fuzzygeek
11-09-2005, 12:11 PM
. Cami was aghast!

Rich
11-09-2005, 12:18 PM
and farted with

fuzzygeek
11-09-2005, 12:32 PM
sounds of trumpets

Rich
11-09-2005, 01:01 PM
from on high

drobinson
11-09-2005, 04:01 PM
but, mostly low

fuzzygeek
11-14-2005, 03:26 PM
gaseous vapors emitted

dgoulston
11-15-2005, 05:15 AM
themselves in a

Rich
11-15-2005, 05:25 AM
noxious yellow cloud

dgoulston
11-15-2005, 06:16 AM
which was seen

fuzzygeek
11-15-2005, 06:52 AM
through French flames

dgoulston
11-15-2005, 06:58 AM
which were comming

fuzzygeek
11-15-2005, 07:12 AM
from cars ablazed

dgoulston
11-15-2005, 07:13 AM
by bad engineering.

fuzzygeek
11-15-2005, 07:23 AM
The duck waddled

dgoulston
11-15-2005, 07:36 AM
past the aussie

fuzzygeek
11-15-2005, 09:26 AM
waltzing Matilda's wallaby

drobinson
11-15-2005, 12:05 PM
with Cami's teddy

fuzzygeek
11-15-2005, 12:11 PM
wackado wackado wackadowack.

Oldsoftboss
11-15-2005, 10:35 PM
went Rich on

Rich
11-15-2005, 10:54 PM
the proceeds of

Oldsoftboss
11-16-2005, 12:10 AM
his undercover, blackmarket

Rich
11-16-2005, 12:20 AM
database creation software

dgoulston
11-16-2005, 02:35 AM
which has failed

Rich
11-16-2005, 02:44 AM
to bankrupt Microsoft

dgoulston
11-16-2005, 02:50 AM
in it first

fuzzygeek
11-16-2005, 07:03 AM
acclaimed innovative approach

dgoulston
11-16-2005, 07:05 AM
which was seen

fuzzygeek
11-18-2005, 09:38 AM
but not touched

JRJR-
11-18-2005, 10:11 AM
and also was

fuzzygeek
11-18-2005, 10:16 AM
unknown Microsoft usury

JRJR-
11-18-2005, 10:21 AM
Until that day

fuzzygeek
11-18-2005, 10:51 AM
that Charles ascended

selenau837
11-18-2005, 01:11 PM
way above everyone

fuzzygeek
11-18-2005, 03:41 PM
except his wife

Rich
11-18-2005, 04:14 PM
and pet chimpanzee

pono1
11-18-2005, 08:55 PM
named David Hasselhoff,

dgoulston
11-21-2005, 01:01 AM
which looked like

Rich
11-21-2005, 01:42 AM
George Bush in

dgoulston
11-21-2005, 01:49 AM
spandex which was

selenau837
11-21-2005, 06:27 AM
a sexy surprise

dgoulston
11-21-2005, 06:31 AM
for the aliens,

selenau837
11-21-2005, 06:40 AM
who then decided

jrjr
11-21-2005, 07:20 AM
to hightail it

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 07:37 AM
out of Hamburg

TessB
11-21-2005, 08:15 AM
in George's spandex.

selenau837
11-21-2005, 08:20 AM
(which were sexy)

TessB
11-21-2005, 08:23 AM
but inappropriate for

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 08:24 AM
Harry's spandex appeared

TessB
11-21-2005, 10:04 AM
to be stolen

selenau837
11-21-2005, 10:09 AM
due to the

jrjr
11-21-2005, 10:31 AM
total absence of

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 11:45 AM
labels and microsoft

Rich
11-21-2005, 11:55 AM
products that work

selenau837
11-21-2005, 12:02 PM
opposite of what

TessB
11-21-2005, 12:02 PM
the stolen code

Rich
11-21-2005, 12:40 PM
wot I wrote

TessB
11-21-2005, 12:46 PM
whilst under influence

Rich
11-21-2005, 12:50 PM
of Californian Merlot

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 12:57 PM
and Michael Jackson's

TessB
11-21-2005, 12:58 PM
illegal Romulan Ale

Rich
11-21-2005, 01:00 PM
freely supplied by

TessB
11-21-2005, 01:02 PM
very caring nuns

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 01:05 PM
who are none

Rich
11-21-2005, 01:06 PM
to sure about

TessB
11-21-2005, 01:10 PM
the "Thriller" video

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 01:12 PM
or Jackson's "Jesus-Juice"

TessB
11-21-2005, 01:15 PM
tasting strangely familiar

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 01:24 PM
to Captain Kirk

Rich
11-21-2005, 01:33 PM
and the Klingons

TessB
11-21-2005, 01:37 PM
who, not amused,

Rich
11-21-2005, 01:45 PM
attacked mother earth

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 01:52 PM
in her den

TessB
11-21-2005, 01:53 PM
ver, Colorado home.

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 01:55 PM
It's not nice

DanG
11-21-2005, 02:39 PM
to be so...

jsanders
11-21-2005, 02:44 PM
Lost in Space

fuzzygeek
11-21-2005, 02:47 PM
or Vulcan Hills

jrjr
11-22-2005, 04:13 AM
when you take

jsanders
11-22-2005, 04:52 AM
the left turn

selenau837
11-22-2005, 05:11 AM
on to the,

fuzzygeek
11-22-2005, 06:55 AM
autobahn, tell Charles

selenau837
11-22-2005, 07:13 AM
"Hi" for me.

fuzzygeek
11-22-2005, 07:21 AM
It was a

selenau837
11-22-2005, 07:29 AM
very, very, very

fuzzygeek
11-22-2005, 08:24 AM
dark and stormy

selenau837
11-22-2005, 09:29 AM
election day for

fuzzygeek
11-22-2005, 10:04 AM
the Russians, who

jsanders
11-22-2005, 10:06 AM
tore down the

fuzzygeek
11-22-2005, 10:07 AM
Bridge to Nowhere

jsanders
11-22-2005, 10:12 AM
and rebuilt it

Vassago
11-22-2005, 10:12 AM
to lead to

jsanders
11-22-2005, 10:19 AM
the British shores

TessB
11-22-2005, 02:43 PM
via a roundabout

DanG
11-22-2005, 02:48 PM
diry dusty road

selenau837
11-22-2005, 03:10 PM
filled with pot-holes

Groundrush
11-22-2005, 03:19 PM
& traffic cones

drobinson
11-22-2005, 03:38 PM
and surrounded by

DanG
11-22-2005, 03:52 PM
naked women smiling

drobinson
11-22-2005, 04:05 PM
with bad teeth

TessB
11-22-2005, 05:52 PM
of ancient warriors

Vassago
11-22-2005, 09:40 PM
wearing poxie colored

BarryMK
11-23-2005, 04:55 AM
american flag bikinis

pono1
11-23-2005, 06:05 AM
made in China

Rich
11-23-2005, 06:24 AM
from recycled flags

TessB
11-23-2005, 06:57 AM
from lost skirmishes

Rich
11-23-2005, 06:59 AM
With the Indians

TessB
11-23-2005, 07:29 AM
and battles won

Rich
11-23-2005, 07:33 AM
on Capitol hill

TessB
11-23-2005, 07:45 AM
(these were rare)

Rich
11-23-2005, 08:30 AM
....ly seen though