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TessB
11-23-2005, 08:34 AM
oft dreamed of

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 09:13 AM
in Mongolia by

drobinson
11-23-2005, 09:26 AM
tofu eating monks

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 09:53 AM
who screamed "BASTA!"

TessB
11-23-2005, 10:06 AM
which, translated means

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 10:09 AM
"Enough tofu, we"

TessB
11-23-2005, 10:36 AM
want meat" But

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 10:48 AM
no kangaroo inards

TessB
11-23-2005, 11:01 AM
nor gecko tail

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 11:29 AM
instead feed us

jsanders
11-23-2005, 11:36 AM
American Elk meat

TessB
11-23-2005, 11:37 AM
not Canadian elk,

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 11:39 AM
and always grant

TessB
11-23-2005, 11:46 AM
access to fresh

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 11:48 AM
buffalo chips for

drobinson
11-23-2005, 11:56 AM
dessert and fending-off

Rich
11-23-2005, 12:01 PM
Count Dracula's vampires

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 12:02 PM
and Tampa gators

TessB
11-23-2005, 12:13 PM
and their cheerleaders. :rolleyes:

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 12:20 PM
Back in Napoli,

Rich
11-23-2005, 12:51 PM
pasta was banned

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 12:54 PM
for ten years

TessB
11-23-2005, 12:55 PM
on Tuesdays, because

Rich
11-23-2005, 12:56 PM
the Pope banned

TessB
11-23-2005, 12:58 PM
starchy foods when

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 12:59 PM
the starch flu

TessB
11-23-2005, 01:04 PM
erupted in Asia

Rich
11-23-2005, 01:07 PM
amongst the Catholic

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 01:30 PM
and Hindu clergy

TessB
11-23-2005, 02:14 PM
with blue eyes

Rich
11-23-2005, 02:16 PM
firmly fixed on

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 02:38 PM
International Pancakes earthworm

Rich
11-23-2005, 03:19 PM
on the menu

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 03:31 PM
of love foods

TessB
11-23-2005, 05:52 PM
and assorted aphrodisiacs:eek:

Vassago
11-23-2005, 06:56 PM
that make TessB

TessB
11-23-2005, 08:29 PM
:o divert attention by

fuzzygeek
11-23-2005, 10:01 PM
singing delightful melodies

TessB
11-23-2005, 10:07 PM
about purple mountains ;)

Vassago
11-24-2005, 01:06 AM
and raindrops falling

Rich
11-24-2005, 01:07 AM
on her head

Vassago
11-24-2005, 01:09 AM
and down her

Rich
11-24-2005, 01:17 AM
silky glistening thighs

TessB
11-24-2005, 07:58 AM
which needed shaving :eek:

Rich
11-24-2005, 08:12 AM
with a spokeshave

Vassago
11-24-2005, 09:59 AM
and melted butter

Rich
11-24-2005, 12:30 PM
blended with garlic

TessB
11-24-2005, 12:39 PM
keeping her shiny

Rich
11-24-2005, 01:00 PM
boots for later

TessB
11-24-2005, 01:58 PM
ass kicking. Elsewhere,

Vassago
11-24-2005, 08:53 PM
a monarch butterfly

fuzzygeek
11-28-2005, 06:44 AM
fluttered its eyes

DanG
11-28-2005, 11:19 AM
before the blast...

Rich
11-28-2005, 11:46 AM
from the past

fuzzygeek
11-28-2005, 12:11 PM
from an asp

Rich
11-28-2005, 12:22 PM
landed on her

selenau837
11-28-2005, 12:47 PM
with a "SPLAT"!

fuzzygeek
11-28-2005, 12:49 PM
like a rat

TessB
11-28-2005, 12:51 PM
who just shat

Friday
11-28-2005, 12:53 PM
on my brown hat

selenau837
11-28-2005, 12:53 PM
just like that!

fuzzygeek
11-28-2005, 12:53 PM
Onto a cat

Rich
11-28-2005, 12:55 PM
that was fat

fuzzygeek
11-28-2005, 01:58 PM
Rich thus sat

Rich
11-28-2005, 02:01 PM
on a mat

fuzzygeek
11-28-2005, 02:04 PM
protecting a bat

DanG
11-28-2005, 03:38 PM
looking quite flat

fuzzygeek
11-29-2005, 06:46 AM
while looking at

DanG
11-29-2005, 10:47 AM
smiling naked ladies!!!

jrjr
11-29-2005, 11:12 AM
who all had

fuzzygeek
11-29-2005, 11:29 AM
to be bad

Rich
11-29-2005, 12:28 PM
whilst being fat

fuzzygeek
11-29-2005, 12:30 PM
and deciding that

Rich
11-29-2005, 12:41 PM
whilst being eclat

fuzzygeek
11-29-2005, 12:45 PM
composing for Matt

DataMiner
11-29-2005, 01:37 PM
And that is that.

fuzzygeek
11-29-2005, 01:53 PM
Woe to all

DanG
11-29-2005, 03:32 PM
rules say three

TessB
11-29-2005, 09:38 PM
blind mice can

fuzzygeek
11-29-2005, 11:36 PM
play with dice

Adrian510
11-30-2005, 07:47 AM
With his new

fuzzygeek
11-30-2005, 07:54 AM
pet gnat named

Vassago
11-30-2005, 10:22 AM
Rich that looks

fuzzygeek
11-30-2005, 10:24 AM
at sundry ideological

Rich
11-30-2005, 10:46 AM
moderators and wonders

Vassago
11-30-2005, 10:48 AM
how great it

Rich
11-30-2005, 10:55 AM
used to be

fuzzygeek
11-30-2005, 12:15 PM
what the heck

Rich
11-30-2005, 12:19 PM
was that about

fuzzygeek
11-30-2005, 12:39 PM
every gadfly movement

jsanders
11-30-2005, 12:50 PM
Proves Joe’s a

Vassago
11-30-2005, 01:25 PM
milky and cream

Friday
11-30-2005, 01:50 PM
complexion guy

fuzzygeek
11-30-2005, 01:59 PM
who writes compulsively

DanG
11-30-2005, 03:52 PM
but doesn't comprehend

selenau837
11-30-2005, 04:53 PM
women's emotional responses

Vassago
11-30-2005, 05:30 PM
to the soft

DanG
11-30-2005, 08:47 PM
underbelly of life's

fuzzygeek
11-30-2005, 09:15 PM
emotive taste for

DanG
11-30-2005, 09:26 PM
a greater truth

Oldsoftboss
11-30-2005, 11:48 PM
making it's own

Rich
12-01-2005, 12:11 AM
front page headlines

TessB
12-01-2005, 06:25 AM
just under Camilla's

Rich
12-01-2005, 06:43 AM
nose and then

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 06:49 AM
wiping the tears

TessB
12-01-2005, 07:30 AM
of laughter onto

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 07:35 AM
her lavender bonnet

TessB
12-01-2005, 07:39 AM
replete with feathers

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 07:44 AM
and boa constrictors

TessB
12-01-2005, 07:50 AM
skin for lacing

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 08:00 AM
her bodacious boots

selenau837
12-01-2005, 08:13 AM
up her thighs

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 08:22 AM
while she lined

jsanders
12-01-2005, 08:44 AM
the streets in

lmnop7854
12-01-2005, 08:50 AM
tar and feathers

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 08:57 AM
gathered from northern

Vassago
12-01-2005, 09:48 AM
beans and sugar

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 10:13 AM
cane produced in

Rich
12-01-2005, 10:17 AM
ever decreasing amounts

selenau837
12-01-2005, 10:20 AM
due to the

Rich
12-01-2005, 10:21 AM
lack of sugar

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 10:27 AM
provided by Camilla

selenau837
12-01-2005, 02:47 PM
for her big

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 02:50 PM
anniversary night ritual

selenau837
12-01-2005, 02:52 PM
which is rowdy

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 02:53 PM
and decorum is

jsanders
12-01-2005, 02:57 PM
shall we say

selenau837
12-01-2005, 02:58 PM
out the window,

DanG
12-01-2005, 03:03 PM
So if you...

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 03:04 PM
want a kiss

selenau837
12-01-2005, 03:22 PM
you must beg

fuzzygeek
12-01-2005, 03:24 PM
with conviction and

selenau837
12-01-2005, 03:25 PM
full heartfelt submission.

DanG
12-01-2005, 03:58 PM
oh, naughty me

TessB
12-01-2005, 05:57 PM
t'was having fantasies

jsanders
12-01-2005, 06:00 PM
of kissing toads

DanG
12-01-2005, 06:32 PM
were it not

Oldsoftboss
12-01-2005, 08:18 PM
for the big

pono1
12-01-2005, 08:56 PM
belligerent baboon bathing

Oldsoftboss
12-01-2005, 09:15 PM
on the beach.

Andromeda
12-01-2005, 10:04 PM
sun bathing with

lmnop7854
12-02-2005, 04:33 AM
vegetable oil and

selenau837
12-02-2005, 05:26 AM
cool sun shades

Rich
12-02-2005, 06:31 AM
made of plastic

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 06:52 AM
and shimmering rhinestones

Rich
12-02-2005, 06:54 AM
plucked from the

lmnop7854
12-02-2005, 06:55 AM
rhinestone tree in

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 06:55 AM
Elton John's home

Rich
12-02-2005, 06:57 AM
town of Bolton

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 07:05 AM
where Camilla first

jsanders
12-02-2005, 07:16 AM
saw a cowboy

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 07:20 AM
wearing golden spurs

selenau837
12-02-2005, 07:29 AM
and golden thong!

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 07:31 AM
Camilla swooned over

jsanders
12-02-2005, 07:33 AM
his horse named

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 07:37 AM
Gooseman in honor

DanG
12-02-2005, 09:41 AM
or was it...

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 09:50 AM
just a dream

selenau837
12-02-2005, 09:54 AM
dreamed by all.

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 09:58 AM
Meanwhile in Madrid,

selenau837
12-02-2005, 10:00 AM
women were all

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 10:17 AM
screaming for "LOST"

lmnop7854
12-02-2005, 10:19 AM
star Matthew Fox

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 10:23 AM
deemed truly foxy;)

selenau837
12-02-2005, 10:25 AM
,or that is

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 10:34 AM
recomposing themselves they

DanG
12-02-2005, 11:06 AM
drank more beer!

Rich
12-02-2005, 11:09 AM
and became lucid

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 11:13 AM
rejecting all worldy

Rich
12-02-2005, 11:21 AM
pleasures and instead

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 11:41 AM
drove a "la duc"

Rich
12-02-2005, 11:54 AM
round the bend

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 12:01 PM
waddling across the

Rich
12-02-2005, 12:06 PM
the Amazon naked

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 12:49 PM
of ambition and

Rich
12-02-2005, 12:53 PM
sense of direction

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 01:01 PM
and "LOST" living

DanG
12-02-2005, 01:51 PM
full of hope

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 01:53 PM
as Dharma indicated

TessB
12-02-2005, 03:00 PM
to Greg ;) whilst

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 03:07 PM
Shakira sang to

seth_belgium
12-02-2005, 04:15 PM
a beautiful boy

TessB
12-02-2005, 04:43 PM
named Col, who

DanG
12-02-2005, 07:26 PM
couldn't have lived

fuzzygeek
12-02-2005, 08:29 PM
unless he rhymed

pono1
12-02-2005, 08:51 PM
so he passed-on.

DanG
12-02-2005, 09:39 PM
while sad, not

Vassago
12-02-2005, 11:09 PM
knowing that he

seth_belgium
12-03-2005, 05:43 AM
just witnessed his

lmnop7854
12-03-2005, 01:35 PM
own death, he

jsanders
12-03-2005, 02:25 PM
Inspired the young

Rich
12-03-2005, 02:29 PM
guy called Rich :cool:

seth_belgium
12-03-2005, 03:19 PM
to follow the

DanG
12-03-2005, 05:18 PM
the jedi knight

TessB
12-03-2005, 05:47 PM
who stuttered slightly

fuzzygeek
12-03-2005, 06:39 PM
but spoke softly

Rich
12-03-2005, 11:14 PM
with forked tongue

Friday
12-04-2005, 07:09 AM
and big stick

skea
12-04-2005, 07:38 AM
that looks like

seth_belgium
12-04-2005, 07:56 AM
The Evil One (inside joke)

Rich
12-04-2005, 08:45 AM
called George Bush

seth_belgium
12-04-2005, 11:21 AM
who can't go

TessB
12-04-2005, 04:19 PM
potty without permission

skea
12-05-2005, 01:40 AM
which isn't prohibited

seth_belgium
12-05-2005, 04:06 AM
Condoleeza wrote on

skea
12-05-2005, 04:40 AM
divide & rule strategy

jsanders
12-05-2005, 07:30 AM
which will effectively

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 07:33 AM
divide and disperse

jsanders
12-05-2005, 07:37 AM
the silly notion

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 07:38 AM
that Trix are

jsanders
12-05-2005, 07:42 AM
for tooth decay

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 07:51 AM
and civilization's demise

DanG
12-05-2005, 08:11 AM
were it not

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 08:15 AM
for Benny Hill's

skea
12-05-2005, 09:05 AM
most popular show

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 09:10 AM
nicknamed "Chasing Tess"

seth_belgium
12-05-2005, 11:23 AM
starring the incredible

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 12:19 PM
Tampa Tess, who

jsanders
12-05-2005, 12:25 PM
after seven years

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 12:34 PM
of keyboard diligience

jsanders
12-05-2005, 12:40 PM
the ends of

fuzzygeek
12-05-2005, 12:43 PM
which we only

drobinson
12-05-2005, 03:22 PM
speak of in

jsanders
12-05-2005, 03:31 PM
subdued and muted

fuzzygeek
12-06-2005, 06:55 AM
tones because Tess

Rich
12-06-2005, 07:34 AM
told us to

jrjr
12-06-2005, 08:13 AM
but she didn't

lmnop7854
12-06-2005, 08:21 AM
mention the part

fuzzygeek
12-06-2005, 08:37 AM
that she ignored

TessB
12-06-2005, 11:00 AM
or conveniently forgot

fuzzygeek
12-06-2005, 11:16 AM
using feminine wiles

DanG
12-06-2005, 01:37 PM
all the while

Rich
12-06-2005, 01:40 PM
forgetting she had

fuzzygeek
12-06-2005, 01:54 PM
used feckless idiosyncracies

Rich
12-06-2005, 02:03 PM
she became peculiar

fuzzygeek
12-06-2005, 02:31 PM
paying little attention

Rich
12-06-2005, 02:35 PM
to her makeup

jsanders
12-06-2005, 02:52 PM
or her driving

fuzzygeek
12-06-2005, 02:57 PM
Tess became determined

seth_belgium
12-07-2005, 04:57 AM
she needed to

lmnop7854
12-07-2005, 06:11 AM
pull over now.

seth_belgium
12-07-2005, 06:43 AM
Suddenly her car

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 07:02 AM
veered left toward

selenau837
12-07-2005, 07:02 AM
the McDonald's sign

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 07:07 AM
which she devined

selenau837
12-07-2005, 07:17 AM
was a sign

jsanders
12-07-2005, 07:35 AM
the stock market

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 07:45 AM
needed more cattle

seth_belgium
12-07-2005, 07:50 AM
so she took

jsanders
12-07-2005, 07:57 AM
out a futures