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seth_belgium
12-07-2005, 08:00 AM
and wondered what

jsanders
12-07-2005, 08:05 AM
the pork bellies

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 08:06 AM
past their prime

selenau837
12-07-2005, 08:24 AM
would be like

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 08:38 AM
politicians in rut

seth_belgium
12-07-2005, 09:11 AM
As she opened

selenau837
12-07-2005, 09:39 AM
the ambiguous envelope

Rich
12-07-2005, 11:54 AM
with both hands

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 11:57 AM
as if strangling

jsanders
12-07-2005, 12:29 PM
the obstinate Brit

Rich
12-07-2005, 12:34 PM
the obstinate Brit
but couldn't because

jsanders
12-07-2005, 12:42 PM
his bad breath

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 12:50 PM
offended her tender

jsanders
12-07-2005, 12:54 PM
olfactory sense and

Rich
12-07-2005, 12:58 PM
she was sensible

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 01:01 PM
but secretly she

Rich
12-07-2005, 01:15 PM
loved the Brits:cool:

jsanders
12-07-2005, 01:21 PM
with good Scotch

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 01:27 PM
and MacEwans Ale

TessB
12-07-2005, 01:28 PM
no so secretly

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 01:42 PM
she is anglocentric

Rich
12-07-2005, 01:54 PM
but not egocentric

fuzzygeek
12-07-2005, 01:57 PM
though eccentric would

DanG
12-07-2005, 04:22 PM
describe her well

pono1
12-07-2005, 06:59 PM
, dug deep beneath

jsanders
12-08-2005, 05:58 AM
the gathering gloom

TessB
12-08-2005, 06:09 AM
of turning 42,

jsanders
12-08-2005, 06:10 AM
and still young

Groundrush
12-08-2005, 06:23 AM
at heart she

selenau837
12-08-2005, 06:32 AM
feels 32 always

DanG
12-08-2005, 12:56 PM
until reminded otherwise

seth_belgium
12-08-2005, 03:15 PM
Suddenly she saw

jsanders
12-08-2005, 04:11 PM
a spotted reindeer

pono1
12-08-2005, 04:53 PM
"Hello Spot," she

razorking
12-08-2005, 07:15 PM
screamed out loud

jsanders
12-08-2005, 07:25 PM
the goblins have

Rich
12-09-2005, 12:43 AM
flown in from

Oldsoftboss
12-09-2005, 01:52 AM
jupiters third moon

Silverblood
12-09-2005, 02:10 AM
without noticing how

Groundrush
12-09-2005, 03:21 AM
underdressed they were

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 08:00 AM
surprising Tess who

jsanders
12-09-2005, 08:15 AM
shot at them

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 08:47 AM
with spit balls

jsanders
12-09-2005, 08:56 AM
colored bright purple

TessB
12-09-2005, 08:57 AM
her favourite colour

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 09:03 AM
and singing her

selenau837
12-09-2005, 10:32 AM
school Alma Mata

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 12:26 PM
, Purple Rain, whereby

selenau837
12-09-2005, 12:31 PM
entrancing her target

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 12:45 PM
, the goblins, she

selenau837
12-09-2005, 12:47 PM
lead them down

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 12:57 PM
past the brimstone

selenau837
12-09-2005, 01:12 PM
into the light

fuzzygeek
12-09-2005, 02:59 PM
of pulsing magna

jsanders
12-09-2005, 03:58 PM
where hairless trolls

razorking
12-09-2005, 09:01 PM
guarded the entrance

jsanders
12-09-2005, 09:06 PM
against unsuported statistics

Andromeda
12-09-2005, 09:39 PM
armed with utensils

selenau837
12-10-2005, 10:52 AM
that tames the

jsanders
12-10-2005, 10:57 AM
maraudering lunatics passion

selenau837
12-10-2005, 11:33 AM
for MS Access

jsanders
12-10-2005, 07:27 PM
by providing it

fuzzygeek
12-10-2005, 10:12 PM
VBA entrails that

DanG
12-12-2005, 02:55 PM
loop through user

selenau837
12-12-2005, 03:22 PM
level security access

TessB
12-12-2005, 08:19 PM
deleting several posts

fuzzygeek
12-12-2005, 11:14 PM
in the watercooler

Friday
12-13-2005, 02:28 AM
that weren't Rich's

selenau837
12-13-2005, 05:24 AM
out witting jsanders

jsanders
12-13-2005, 05:39 AM
which never happened

selenau837
12-13-2005, 05:41 AM
very often in

jsanders
12-13-2005, 05:42 AM
spite of Rich's

selenau837
12-13-2005, 05:43 AM
very quick wit

fuzzygeek
12-13-2005, 09:39 AM
and abased homilies

Emmanuel
12-13-2005, 09:44 AM
He never got...

fuzzygeek
12-13-2005, 10:05 AM
except from Tess

skea
12-14-2005, 02:58 AM
An Ex-christmas Pic

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 09:16 AM
on Santa's lap

selenau837
12-15-2005, 09:34 AM
wearing only a

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 09:56 AM
Santa Suit and

Matt Greatorex
12-15-2005, 10:07 AM
a cheeky grin

selenau837
12-15-2005, 10:21 AM
while Santa is

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 10:25 AM
grinning even more

selenau837
12-15-2005, 10:34 AM
while she simply

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 10:35 AM
pouted demurely while

selenau837
12-15-2005, 10:36 AM
the elves began

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 10:38 AM
singing to Rich

selenau837
12-15-2005, 10:48 AM
and blowing kisses

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 10:50 AM
which Tess caught

TessB
12-15-2005, 10:51 AM
and ran away

selenau837
12-15-2005, 10:59 AM
cackling delightfully and

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 12:28 PM
eating the chocolate

selenau837
12-15-2005, 12:35 PM
she swiped from

TessB
12-15-2005, 12:43 PM
some Keebler Elves

selenau837
12-15-2005, 12:44 PM
as they drooled

Rich
12-15-2005, 01:12 PM
at her feet

selenau837
12-15-2005, 01:14 PM
just like Rich.

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 01:14 PM
She was magnificent

selenau837
12-15-2005, 01:19 PM
with her stealth

Rich
12-15-2005, 01:29 PM
and leather clad

fuzzygeek
12-15-2005, 02:39 PM
Donald Duck suit

TessB
12-15-2005, 06:41 PM
with no trousers?

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 07:26 AM
Tess said "Cool!"

selenau837
12-16-2005, 08:51 AM
"I am now"

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 12:20 PM
for showing my

Rich
12-16-2005, 12:58 PM
true colours

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 01:03 PM
(purple, yellow, blue)

selenau837
12-16-2005, 01:13 PM
with purple poka-dots

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 01:15 PM
; suddenly the Phantom

selenau837
12-16-2005, 01:16 PM
of the Opera ;)

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 01:19 PM
escorted Selena to

selenau837
12-16-2005, 01:21 PM
his hidden boat

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 01:25 PM
amongst flittering waves

selenau837
12-16-2005, 01:25 PM
and eleborate carvings

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 01:27 PM
and creatures of

selenau837
12-16-2005, 01:28 PM
darkness and light..

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 01:31 PM
the mask slides

selenau837
12-16-2005, 06:33 PM
slowly down the

fuzzygeek
12-16-2005, 08:39 PM
face revealing him

TessB
12-16-2005, 08:44 PM
the creature, named

Oldsoftboss
12-17-2005, 12:58 AM
in honor of

selenau837
12-17-2005, 06:19 AM
handsom men everywhere

fuzzygeek
12-22-2005, 06:22 PM
especially our Rich

selenau837
12-22-2005, 08:27 PM
who we all

Rich
12-22-2005, 09:09 PM
love and admire

skea
12-22-2005, 10:51 PM
for his rigidity

Groundrush
12-23-2005, 12:53 AM
& super human

Rich
12-23-2005, 03:28 AM
wisdom and insight

selenau837
12-23-2005, 07:43 AM
into women's psyche

fuzzygeek
12-23-2005, 09:20 PM
but no touching

selenau837
12-24-2005, 07:20 AM
of that subject.

pono1
12-24-2005, 08:00 AM
Hopelessly addicted to

selenau837
12-24-2005, 08:19 AM
to that subject

fuzzygeek
12-24-2005, 11:45 PM
of chocolate Santas

selenau837
12-25-2005, 10:04 AM
and chocolate elves.

fuzzygeek
12-26-2005, 08:08 PM
The Phantom played

selenau837
12-27-2005, 05:51 AM
many melodies that

fuzzygeek
12-27-2005, 09:30 PM
swooned southern belles

selenau837
12-28-2005, 06:40 AM
all across the

selenau837
12-28-2005, 10:01 AM
watercooler and back.

fuzzygeek
12-28-2005, 12:05 PM
Suddenly Rhett Butler

selenau837
12-28-2005, 12:06 PM
said 'I just..'

fuzzygeek
12-29-2005, 09:01 PM
..."don't give a..."

selenau837
12-30-2005, 04:29 AM
..."rip about that"

fuzzygeek
12-31-2005, 01:34 AM
"but I like"

Rich
12-31-2005, 05:56 AM
cleaning my dipstick

selenau837
12-31-2005, 07:34 AM
with hot oil.

alastair69
12-31-2005, 08:03 AM
twice a day

Rich
12-31-2005, 09:33 AM
except on Sundays

alastair69
12-31-2005, 09:34 AM
when he had a beer

selenau837
12-31-2005, 10:46 AM
after his nap

fuzzygeek
01-01-2006, 09:07 PM
a McEwens ale

selenau837
01-01-2006, 09:18 PM
hit the floor

TessB
01-01-2006, 09:22 PM
with a resounding

selenau837
01-02-2006, 07:15 AM
"THWACK" like Col's

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 07:28 AM
holiday bladder infection

selenau837
01-02-2006, 11:45 AM
after releaving himself

Rich
01-02-2006, 11:47 AM
over an American

selenau837
01-02-2006, 11:50 AM
made water can.

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 12:12 PM
Canned, Col found

selenau837
01-02-2006, 12:26 PM
the women of

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 12:29 PM
Paris's oldest sewers

selenau837
01-02-2006, 12:34 PM
and washed her

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 12:36 PM
tiera and slippers

selenau837
01-02-2006, 12:50 PM
very very carefully.

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 12:53 PM
Rich pounced upon

selenau837
01-02-2006, 01:08 PM
Tess's, Hayley's, Selena's

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 01:10 PM
inherent charming ways

selenau837
01-02-2006, 01:14 PM
they have with

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 01:16 PM
reproaching wayward Rich

selenau837
01-02-2006, 01:41 PM
whom loves it.

Rich
01-02-2006, 01:49 PM
but can't afford

selenau837
01-02-2006, 01:54 PM
the time needed

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 01:57 PM
to cultivate roses

selenau837
01-02-2006, 02:02 PM
for the girls.

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:06 PM
The Phantom gently

Rich
01-02-2006, 02:07 PM
pricked them otherwise

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:10 PM
with heartfelt tenderness

Rich
01-02-2006, 02:15 PM
and stiffening resolve

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:17 PM
romantically leading them

Rich
01-02-2006, 02:18 PM
down the path

selenau837
01-02-2006, 02:20 PM
of no return.

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:23 PM
Remorsefully, he turned

Rich
01-02-2006, 02:27 PM
into a prince

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:28 PM
, Harry the hun,

selenau837
01-02-2006, 02:30 PM
not by birth!

Rich
01-02-2006, 02:44 PM
nor by chance

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:48 PM
was his amativeness

selenau837
01-02-2006, 02:50 PM
a god given

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 02:53 PM
gift but developed

Rich
01-02-2006, 02:56 PM
from the heart

selenau837
01-02-2006, 02:59 PM
of all hearts

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 03:00 PM
for the romance

selenau837
01-02-2006, 03:04 PM
of a lifetime

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 03:22 PM
beneath the shimmering

selenau837
01-02-2006, 03:29 PM
cloak of night

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 03:32 PM
he kissed her

selenau837
01-02-2006, 03:34 PM
quickly and sweetly

Rich
01-02-2006, 03:35 PM
all the way

selenau837
01-02-2006, 03:40 PM
to the top

Rich
01-02-2006, 03:42 PM
of her legs

selenau837
01-02-2006, 03:46 PM
and back down

Rich
01-02-2006, 04:19 PM
the other side

selenau837
01-02-2006, 04:24 PM
and then up

Rich
01-02-2006, 04:25 PM
and down again

selenau837
01-02-2006, 04:26 PM
to her toes

Rich
01-02-2006, 04:38 PM
which were in

selenau837
01-02-2006, 04:41 PM
Rich's sexy mouth

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 06:15 PM
;Rich's fantasy ended

selenau837
01-02-2006, 07:10 PM
with a *TWHACK*!!

fuzzygeek
01-02-2006, 10:06 PM
and he dreamed:cool:

alastair69
01-03-2006, 01:02 AM
of flowers and world piece

Rich
01-03-2006, 01:07 AM
of apple pie

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 07:19 AM
and his Mom

Rich
01-03-2006, 07:34 AM
added the apples

selenau837
01-03-2006, 08:13 AM
filled with love.

Molemanex
01-03-2006, 08:15 AM
to the dirty

Tommo
01-03-2006, 08:39 AM
monkey, who then

Molemanex
01-03-2006, 08:49 AM
rode his goose

Tommo
01-03-2006, 08:50 AM
to the marketplace.

selenau837
01-03-2006, 08:56 AM
Col, Hayley and

Tommo
01-03-2006, 09:00 AM
decided to make

selenau837
01-03-2006, 09:05 AM
a peach cobbler

Tommo
01-03-2006, 09:12 AM
....Hayley wasn't impressed...

selenau837
01-03-2006, 09:16 AM
with Col's recipe

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 09:28 AM
so Hayley adapted

selenau837
01-03-2006, 09:33 AM
his recipe to

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 10:19 AM
the sauce hard

selenau837
01-03-2006, 10:21 AM
with a 'THWACK'!

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 10:23 AM
The flavour improved!;)

selenau837
01-03-2006, 10:41 AM
It was loved

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 10:47 AM
by the Phantom

selenau837
01-03-2006, 10:50 AM
of the Forum!

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 10:54 AM
He laughed at

selenau837
01-03-2006, 10:57 AM
fuzzy's wonderful tales.

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 11:02 AM
The Geekster slyly

selenau837
01-03-2006, 11:02 AM
weaved tales of

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 11:04 AM
intrigue and romance

selenau837
01-03-2006, 11:06 AM
with a hint

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 11:15 AM
of breathless passion

selenau837
01-03-2006, 11:18 AM
and endless love.

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 11:24 AM
His heart saddened

selenau837
01-03-2006, 11:25 AM
when the thought

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 11:30 AM
of unrequited love

selenau837
01-03-2006, 11:33 AM
was unrequited yet

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 11:41 AM
a promise of

selenau837
01-03-2006, 11:43 AM
of unconditional love

fuzzygeek
01-03-2006, 12:00 PM
caused his smile

Matt Greatorex
01-03-2006, 12:02 PM
to broaden dramatically.

Rich
01-03-2006, 12:04 PM
into a grin