jewels, beautiful jewels

of no value

in Hawkmoons skull

with a tapered

funnel protruding from

the eye socket

which everyone has

to walk on

the left side

with a squint

which makes you

samba with a

look incredibly funny

and all the

mice jumped for

clogg dancing in

the front lawn

of the power

rangers. However all

farm machinery started

in the middle

ages changed their

mechanism to the

nuclear fish on

the basis of

tartar dressing over

boiled cabbage and

deep fried haggis

which tastes so

sweet because the

the cat pooped

green spiders from

the very famous

Grouse Whisky Distillery

In County Sutherland

where the air

is pure and

reasonably priced and

considering the fact

that it's toxic

one can hardly

be surprised if

demand exceeds all

the expectations. However,

how can air be both
It's a story, not a chemistry lesson. Live with it.

the expectations. However,

one should not

overlook the possibility

of public humiliation.

Meanwhile back at

the old place

where men were

wearing strange clothes

made of birchwood

and a ferret

Geronimo lit a

Indigo scented candle

which lighted all

the bottom burps

Massive flames shot

across the dark

plains of Melnabourne

and witnessed by

forty drunken nuns

singing "She'll be

rockin' all over

the bedroom carpet"

covered in purple

candle wax that

glowed in the

almond eyes of

one of the

seven elves of

the most famous

Glaswegian Elf Conclave

on the coast

of the Enchanted

golbin trio where

one can see

Noddy and Bigears

stoned on acid

all over the

the front pages

of National Enquirer

which was very

bad publicity for

the three blind

mice of Hamlintown

Speaking of mice

of the guilded

hall with diamond

studded disc cutters

with angle grinders

the mouse Lord

shot the cat

then committed suicide

thus ended the

reign of Humperdink

the not quite

Politically Correct Mouse

whose left buttock

had a huge

following, amongst local

mouse buttock fanciers

Suddenly, a shot

of whiskey appeared

"Thanks", said the

man from Non-Sequitur.

His friend Fred

, Barney's mate, drew

dressed in pink

sparkling jeans with

a suspicious dark

brown mark on

the groin area

grinned, sheepishly. "Sorry",

then started to

rub angrily at

the offending stain.

until after several

more story posts

he decided to

leapfrog over the

Green Lychen Camel

hoola dancing with

both hands over

the semi naked

- yet deeply asexual -

movement of the

Labour Party leaders

who are the

most hard working

monsters in the

most difficult job

except for the

wonderful Mr. Brown

who according to

all reasonable opinion

he has already

expressed during the

2008 Olympic games

indicates that he

is bored stiff

yet steadfastly patriotic

in public only

In private, however

he was lost

in the night

after being banned

for unzipping his

bag of tools

that he uses

with great skill

to Fu*k England

who asked for

the best way

to Fu*K England

whose funky town

is the most

barbaric place in

spite of efforts

to improve his

personal best time

in the toughest

event known to

the best athletes

men or martians

who are supposed

wear socks with

pictures of Tibetan

Yaks or Lamas

( I pity the poor fool who reads this entire thread from start to finish)

holding Glow Sticks

with one hand

and waving them

with the other

leg left intact

so that it

creates a hemispherical

pyramid coloured orange

and some strange

tingling sensations in

one of the

more secret, personal

and undercover task

-oriented Olympic judges.

With that, pandemonium

comes fries and

Buffalo buffalo buffalo

club sandwich feast

as this thread

a dull drizzly

Spanish evening with

a loud shriek

she took it ..

too far causing

a massive earthquake

which shattered all

but this thread

and three eggs

of the fabulous

wrnga wrnga plant

which is extremely

stinky and ugly

but beautiful to

wear on your

ear-rings if you

like that sort

ringing in your

inner ear but

causing your head

to turn into

a side road.

Suddenly an enormous

olympic gold medalist

wearing a see-through

balaclava leaped out

of a wormhole

stuck in a..

jar of mayonaise

and it itchies ..

somewhere down yonder

mayo doesn't help..

when you have

fried green tomatoes

stuffed in your

airing cupboard. However

if it's stuffed

full of figs

then it doesn't

leave any marks

on the outside

of your stomach

(according to official

statistics gathered by

Prince Wippy Woohoo

and the royal

court of Oompaloompas.

which were eaten

up by a

distraction singing yippee

covered in Mayo

with plumb flavoured

slices of roast

unicorn horns with

a light sprinkling

which ultimately led

to a stapler

and a big

apple being consumed

noisily by a