cup at a

edit: message too short so I added thischeating even in the xmas season:D. See how it's done up there^^^. No limitations :)

location know only


(Atleast I cheat honestly !!!:))

Brian

to great musketeers

(or maybe mouseketeers?)

or the horsemen

that came from

lala land. They

were searching for

cats with talent

in the field

of mouseketeer hunting

to avenge the

Great Blue Cheese

robbery from the

man in the

Moon who was

Watching Aussie's Fall

in the Outback

towards a billabong

filled with Vegemite

which Aussies use

to grease their

Mad Max Interceptors

which caused them

to oppress the

poor and needy

AWF posters and

their long suffering

fingers and jelloes

as they proceeded

to battle the

evil forces of

marinated artichoke hearts

(I'm a Newly Registered User? Odd.)

and pickled grasshopper

Speaking of grasshoppers,

which I wasn't

but I was,

I saw one...

hopping madly about

and covered with

car insurance. Ironically,

they were enthused

by the small

Mushroom growing from

the end of

the Gecko's tail.

his fishing rod

simultaneously--and leaped

confusingly...

into the depth

confusingly...
{Three words required porno1. Those are the rules};)

Ah, OK. Right.

of the mysterious

ice cold void

which scientists call

the general mishmash

of the universal

hodgepodge of thingamajigism

or something like

curdled custard. Plop

Plop plop went

a golden weasel

who was looking

rather shabby after

going plop plop.

Oh, what a

evening, a shifty
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Borox enjoyed a

a large drink

of bubbling yellow

vegi mead and

mixed it with

a dash of

fizzy weaselade so

as to make

a never before

seen pan galactic

a refreshing mixture

of a 3D

version of the

famous drink served

ice cold in

Alexandria during the

making of the

Lord of the

End. Great Story.

So to continue

The Lord of

the Rings, when

the end occurred

of the greatest

most fantastically stupendous

completely endless saga

of bullshit and

completely endless saga

that people began

EDIT: oops....

completely irrelevant distractions

which help to

adjust the formulas

of human ingenuity

because they felt

intolerably lonely. What

a mess!, exclaimed

the man with

the golden sprocket

hanging around his

demented brain, by

a platinum chain.

His cat tried

to consume the

rest of his

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Wow, just discovered this 7 years ongoing "story"...
Can I see somewhere the whole story in a glance? or I have to go through all the 308 pages (which I wouldn't do)?

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Wow, just discovered this 7 years ongoing "story"...
Can I see somewhere the whole story in a glance? or I have to go through all the 308 pages (which I wouldn't do)?

Its not intended to be read as a story, the continuity only lasts a couple of pages at best, and sometimes not even a couple of posts, but the idea is atleast to make the move from one post to the next "sensible"

Brian

rest of his
fish steak and

custard pie together

with chocolate mouse

served in a

recycled tuna can

pay some attention

in an esoteric

restaurant named Katman-douie.

The restaurant served

a ginormous amount

of high-fiber soup

which is enriched

with powerful hallucinogens

and other illegal

substances, stolen from

unusual alien invaders.

Who were wandering

along the desert

looking for desolate

landscapes and funny

rock formations in

between hard places

in order to

salvage mummies dating

rich Pharoahs and

getting all of

the attention from

Hosni Mubarak. Meanwhile

the Japanese couple

decided to commit

to experiments performed

by a group

of raging mad

scientists involved in

covert operations designed

to embarrass the

secret society of

Story Telling Nutters

who collectively admire

the inventive skills

of most politicians

regarding personal financial

gain and other

other moral issues

pertaining genetically modifying

their perks and

who always say

"HOLY CRAP!!!". Paperclip

, their pet cat,

was always getting

away from the

dog next door

by crawling into

a den of

crazed rabid porcupines

who pointed him

in the right

direction to the

medina. Stealthily he

crept forward with

the appropriate amount

miss use of

cayenne pepper on

roast lamb steak

instead of mint

and cranberry sauce

with SPAM bits

which interprets as...

"Mystery Meat". So

back at the

McDonald's in Cairo

a McRiot sandwich

exploded under the

Happy meal. Then

suddenly the big

man from Mars

decided he would

start eating cars

and trucks with

His very large

set of teeth

that were chipped

and stained with

Smuckers grape jelly....

which gave them

8 months supply

of luscious green

apples and red

hot chilli peppers

that would make

a grown man

Reach for his

trusty bottle of

the finest and

most pungent of

Eau De Toilet

The Martian flushed

a massive pile

of fly droppings

saving the day

for the mystery

that was yet

to be unveiled.

She exclaimed, "why

did you eat

from the forbidden

cabinet when I

have told you

never to peep

through the keyhole

because of the

big sweaty hairy

neanderthal desires to

devour the greatest

blueberry pie from

the planet Jupiter

which is where

the girls are

known for their

love of custard

mixed with red

wine and vinegar

with a sprinkling

of Faerie Dust

bought by Fred

from the local

Orge who lives

uphill, surrounded by

a fortress and

a utopic greenland

His only wish

was to surf

the blue waves

and then find

a green seahorse

or a Maroon

jumper that could

outrun his horse