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Vassago
07-13-2004, 01:38 AM
they were part

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 01:40 AM
of the group

Vassago
07-13-2004, 01:40 AM
of outfits he

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 01:41 AM
used to go

Rich
07-13-2004, 01:43 AM
to work in

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 01:43 AM
so he decided

Rich
07-13-2004, 01:53 AM
to get changed

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 01:59 AM
and go along

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 02:34 AM
with the original

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 02:38 AM
however, he was

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 02:41 AM
shaking with fear

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 02:42 AM
because his look

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 02:48 AM
alike double agent

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 02:51 AM
so he had

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 02:54 AM
thought, had tricked

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 02:59 AM
them, but he

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 03:09 AM
was jumping to

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 03:11 AM
get some of

Rich
07-13-2004, 03:55 AM
the action for

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 04:17 AM
what was going

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 06:27 AM
through his mind

Ron_dK
07-13-2004, 06:50 AM
Niettegenstaande het feit

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 07:03 AM
Was oprecht ongelofelijk

Ron_dK
07-13-2004, 07:23 AM
aan het eind

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 07:39 AM
Hij stierf vreedzaam :eek:

Vassago
07-13-2004, 08:28 AM
But didn't speak

Vassago
07-13-2004, 08:29 AM
Dutch, so had

Vassago
07-13-2004, 08:29 AM
no idea he

___
07-13-2004, 08:36 AM
had died, so

Kraj
07-13-2004, 09:04 AM
he vaguely recalled

Groundrush
07-13-2004, 12:21 PM
a strange dream

Kraj
07-13-2004, 01:08 PM
in which Cher

Rich
07-13-2004, 01:10 PM
could actually sing

Kraj
07-13-2004, 01:13 PM
, which didn't seem

Vassago
07-13-2004, 02:08 PM
like Sonny had

Rich
07-13-2004, 02:11 PM
nothing to say

Kraj
07-13-2004, 02:43 PM
to a tree

Vassago
07-13-2004, 08:46 PM
made of newspaper

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 11:39 PM
on the edge

___
07-13-2004, 11:47 PM
of the moon

maxmangion
07-13-2004, 11:52 PM
beneath the stars

___
07-13-2004, 11:56 PM
next to the

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 12:20 AM
old rundown motel

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 12:22 AM
where there was

MrsGorilla
07-14-2004, 12:23 AM
a termite infested

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 12:24 AM
with all the

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 12:31 AM
access programmers united

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 12:32 AM
spelling contest winners

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 12:39 AM
and utterly adorable

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 12:40 AM
however, they were

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 12:46 AM
debating the rough

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 01:07 AM
and ready Swedish

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 01:14 AM
stainless steel rod

ChrisO
07-14-2004, 01:14 AM
dot or bang

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 01:15 AM
assuming that verification

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 01:20 AM
was not authorised

ChrisO
07-14-2004, 01:24 AM
for programmers delight,

ChrisO
07-14-2004, 01:24 AM
long public constants

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 02:03 AM
were abandonded from

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 02:07 AM
dressing up as

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 02:13 AM
monkees in uniforms

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 02:17 AM
made from thin

Rich
07-14-2004, 02:20 AM
cardboard cut outs

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 02:23 AM
of Richard and

Rich
07-14-2004, 02:25 AM
the Knights of

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 02:31 AM
The Living Dead

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 02:36 AM
Appearantly, nursing the

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 02:42 AM
little green mushrooms

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 02:44 AM
it seems that

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 03:03 AM
his little soldiers

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 03:10 AM
were all really

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 03:18 AM
swimming aimlessly uphill

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 03:24 AM
until they finally

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 03:30 AM
Reached the tonsils :o

Mile-O
07-14-2004, 03:39 AM
and turned left

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 03:41 AM
and they saw

Ron_dK
07-14-2004, 04:06 AM
this giant aardvark

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 04:09 AM
wearing Boxer shorts

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 04:14 AM
who was sitting

___
07-14-2004, 04:27 AM
in a bucket

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 04:27 AM
which was full

___
07-14-2004, 04:31 AM
with maple syrup

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 04:35 AM
which was really

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 04:53 AM
old and sticky

___
07-14-2004, 04:55 AM
just like the

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 04:59 AM
old Fly catcher

___
07-14-2004, 05:09 AM
called Tarquin, who

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:16 AM
once caught 75

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:16 AM
of those huge

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:18 AM
Pineapple rings that

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:22 AM
used to be

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:24 AM
whole pineapples, although

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:24 AM
they had been

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:28 AM
grown to be

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:29 AM
the best fruit

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:31 AM
money could buy.

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:33 AM
eventually, their price

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:40 AM
increased by 2

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:42 AM
since they were

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 05:52 AM
bought by Microsoft

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 05:54 AM
to expand their

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 06:02 AM
knowledge in Termites

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 06:05 AM
which according to

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 06:11 AM
the Stock exchange

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 06:19 AM
their budget is

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 06:22 AM
is actually very

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 06:31 AM
good since bill

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 06:34 AM
Gates wore women’s

BarryMK
07-14-2004, 06:36 AM
paid Monica's drycleaning

___
07-14-2004, 06:58 AM
with a pickled

Kraj
07-14-2004, 07:18 AM
cigar. Unknowlingly, Bill

___
07-14-2004, 07:27 AM
created XP and

Groundrush
07-14-2004, 07:39 AM
Y and Z (text to short)

___
07-14-2004, 07:41 AM
and BBQ to

Kraj
07-14-2004, 08:16 AM
RIP any competition

maxmangion
07-14-2004, 11:49 PM
so that his

___
07-15-2004, 12:16 AM
extremely swollen head

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 12:51 AM
would burst into

___
07-15-2004, 01:01 AM
orbit using a

Ron_dK
07-15-2004, 01:03 AM
zircon encrusted tweezers

___
07-15-2004, 01:06 AM
and Lindows. Then

Ron_dK
07-15-2004, 01:15 AM
233 helmet-wearing motorbikers

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 01:26 AM
went along the

___
07-15-2004, 01:40 AM
coast road towards

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 01:43 AM
my friends House

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 03:21 AM
which is a

BarryMK
07-15-2004, 03:35 AM
bit down hill

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 03:50 AM
From my Ex

Ron_dK
07-15-2004, 04:08 AM
plicit option statement

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 04:24 AM
which is found

Ron_dK
07-15-2004, 05:00 AM
in the wine-cellar

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:01 AM
above the 1954

Ron_dK
07-15-2004, 05:04 AM
labelled bottles, you

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:10 AM
smell like ****

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:12 AM
due to the

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:13 AM
cheap soap that

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:15 AM
you washed yourself

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:18 AM
without using water

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:19 AM
so that's why

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:30 AM
Wilfred the 3rd

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:31 AM
had been caught

___
07-15-2004, 05:35 AM
with his trousers

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:36 AM
only, because the

___
07-15-2004, 05:38 AM
skirt he was

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:40 AM
washing with the

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:40 AM
powder that was

___
07-15-2004, 05:43 AM
under his nails

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:44 AM
so that he

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:45 AM
felt like a

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:46 AM
really old man

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:51 AM
but found a

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:52 AM
really huge thing

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:53 AM
in his Cornflakes

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:53 AM
so then he

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 05:55 AM
cried out "AAAAARGH"

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:56 AM
what the hell

___
07-15-2004, 05:57 AM
are my pants

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 05:58 AM
doing here in

___
07-15-2004, 05:59 AM
Bill Gates pockets!

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:01 AM
he is not,

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:07 AM
scratching his oversized

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:08 AM
belly which according

___
07-15-2004, 06:15 AM
to Monica, looks

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:16 AM
really unfit for

___
07-15-2004, 06:23 AM
even a hippo

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:25 AM
to be in

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:28 AM
to his ex-wife

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:28 AM
since they had

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:29 AM
run low of

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:31 AM
their consumption for

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:32 AM
wait! Whats that?

___
07-15-2004, 06:35 AM
a flying donkey????

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:35 AM
It can't be!

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:37 AM
it's a miracle

BarryMK
07-15-2004, 06:37 AM
Yes it can!

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:38 AM
and in fact

BarryMK
07-15-2004, 06:39 AM
How many times?

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 06:39 AM
has your Wife

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:39 AM
3 times a (message too short)

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:41 AM
year but on

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:42 AM
ben folds five

BarryMK
07-15-2004, 06:42 AM
the whole it

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:43 AM
took a while

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:43 AM
was spelt wrong

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:44 AM
because according to

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:45 AM
gay vicar weekly

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:46 AM
it had been

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:46 AM
roughly abused by

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:47 AM
the one who

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 06:49 AM
wanted more of

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 06:50 AM
Monica's Home cooking

___
07-15-2004, 06:52 AM
even though it

maxmangion
07-15-2004, 06:53 AM
it preferred the

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 06:54 AM
scraps from the

___
07-15-2004, 06:59 AM
flying donkey's trough

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 07:02 AM
When Wilfred finally

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 07:35 AM
unzipped his fine

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 07:44 AM
1980's Leather Filofax

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 07:49 AM
revealing a small

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 07:52 AM
piece of paper

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 07:55 AM
he fashioned into

Kraj
07-15-2004, 08:31 AM
an oragami rickshaw

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 08:34 AM
and touting for

Kraj
07-15-2004, 08:50 AM
an easy ride

Dan_T
07-15-2004, 09:01 AM
paid for someone

Groundrush
07-15-2004, 03:13 PM
else to have

NJudson
07-15-2004, 03:33 PM
their backhair waxed

Vassago
07-15-2004, 07:42 PM
with citric acid

Groundrush
07-16-2004, 12:04 AM
and Camel spit

___
07-16-2004, 12:05 AM
by Freddie Kruger

Groundrush
07-16-2004, 12:06 AM
and Jason from

___
07-16-2004, 12:10 AM
the Argonauts, carrying

Groundrush
07-16-2004, 12:14 AM
his Golden Fleece

___
07-16-2004, 12:17 AM
embroided with fine

Groundrush
07-16-2004, 01:44 AM
Yellow Pages paper

maxmangion
07-16-2004, 03:41 AM
which are made

Groundrush
07-16-2004, 03:47 AM
From..............."WHAT THE"........

Dan_T
07-19-2004, 08:30 AM
hell am I!

Rich
07-19-2004, 08:39 AM
gay or straight

Vassago
07-19-2004, 09:29 AM
dressed like a

Groundrush
07-19-2004, 11:04 AM
Access Forum Member

maxmangion
07-19-2004, 01:43 PM
therefore he looks

Groundrush
07-19-2004, 02:57 PM
like a total

NJudson
07-19-2004, 03:36 PM
sexually frustrated nimrod

maxmangion
07-19-2004, 11:40 PM
since he spent

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 12:00 AM
all his money

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 12:05 AM
on Access Books

___
07-20-2004, 12:05 AM
written by the

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 12:16 AM
one and only

___
07-20-2004, 12:19 AM
Clarke Kent with

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 12:33 AM
his well defined

___
07-20-2004, 12:34 AM
red pencil case

Vassago
07-20-2004, 12:36 AM
and purple colored

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 12:48 AM
, all of which

___
07-20-2004, 12:49 AM
eraser, made entirely

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 12:51 AM
the whole new

Ron_dK
07-20-2004, 01:03 AM
dancing stage available

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 01:04 AM
with the new

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 01:25 AM
imperceptible and imperishable

maxmangion
07-20-2004, 01:28 AM
odour of the

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 02:11 AM
young Herpestes nyula

Ron_dK
07-20-2004, 02:20 AM
It became evident

___
07-20-2004, 02:32 AM
a peg was........

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 02:42 AM
only for tents

___
07-20-2004, 02:44 AM
with huge great

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 02:49 AM
expectations that only

___
07-20-2004, 02:50 AM
giant pink aardvarks

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 02:58 AM
could possibly have.

___
07-20-2004, 03:00 AM
the intelligence to

Groundrush
07-20-2004, 03:05 AM
flip pancakes onto