passing motorists, using

a Highway Code

book they carefully

tore page 72

and made a

nother crap Origami

four poster bed

so that at

with double quilted

bed pan and

on the other

3 engine airplane

which according to

murphy's law is

one of the

most dangerous areas

due to the

uncontrolled behavior of

mutant ninja turtles

which are the

ultimate killers around

since they are

color blind and

really brutal guys

their frantic manners

really prove that

blocking access passwords

is hard since

Crazy golf carts

powered by jet-engines

have proved that

eating Camel POO

is really bad

for your teeth

because it contains

little pebbles that

are hard to

chew and swallow

therefore it would

wise to avoid

small furry creatures

even bald ones!

with oversized, wide

angles, which are

created using the

best tools available

including the latest

drivers for windows

XP, powered by

the microsoft company

and strangely formed

by some of

the best grapes

found in the

Caribbean island called

the Bill Grapes

or perhaps not

the one that

ate his Pizza

which was infested

with small furry

Richard Simmons impersonators

green ameba called

abema (ameba backwards)

who were Richard's

long lost pets

dedicated in the

suttle art of

karaoke, an ancient

technique which disorients (get it?)

Saturday night fever

dancers who could

turn nasty if

Provoked into stripping

down Ford Sierras

but Ford enjoyed

collecting cow dung

so that he

could build houses.

on Mars, against

"BEAGLE" whats left

or right of

a planet with

all those huge

useless Probes which

are over the

alcohol limit to

that of the

martian military police

the once which

When breathalysed under

the effect of

octopus supervision they

realised that the

Tv Licence had

been sold to

the highest bidder

for a mere

goat and two

broken lobster shells

one of which

was previously owned

by Gandalph who

had a bad....

hair day when

his brush dropped

bombs on Uranus.

Uranus was very

ugly but when

sat on and

viewed from above

the veins on

Miss Gregson's legs

seem less like

blue eels than

a road map

the mighty YETI

also known as

Daisy, was walking

along a vein

home. The end.

sorry...

:(

(Can someone concatenate this thread?)

Boooooooo! Hissssssssssssss!

Bad man!

home. The end.
... of Daisy's journey

to the middle

of the road

in the center

line, where she

of an enormous

upper body structure

built by extensive

rebooting her pc

out the window

of her apartment

Meanwhile Wilfred the

3rd was baking

his Mother in

law in the

New Microwave oven

when he suddenly

realised that the

ice cream man

who usually come

to soon for

the well known

little green imps

which are found

under sinks in

the vicinity of

the hot water

which is next

to the main

door on the

small, lightweight aircraft

next to the

outside toilet. Then

Bush and Blair

turned up with

some Krispy Kreme

leven bread with

an assortment of

large oversized Pretzels

covered in a

brown paper bag

They took out

health insurance incase

they lost their

illegal slush funds

originally obtained by

selling Iraq weapons

on Ebay, however

Bush and Blair

decided that all

of the income

would go to

the people of

planet Zog and

big brother contestants

the ones of

the less ignorant

but on the

brighter side of

the story, it

appears that Sir

Elton John have

a new wig.......

which made him

very red faced

and looked really

like a mushroom

which had been

stewed in water

and repeatedly stamped

on by a.........

with all those

huge transvestite earwig

which according to

Buddist monks has

the most good

ear wax remover

ever invented since

glass hammers. So

what, he thought

he would do

was open a

nother bank account

using Saddam's details

instead of the

gay lover he

so adamantly denied

ever having, he

plucked out his

nose hair with

his weapons of

mass confusion which

this story created

from a large

frying pan and

played with his

small but handy

toolbox with a

(on a side note, not part of the story i think a english teacher would have a heart attack after seeing this, this is one huge run on scentence ^_^)

very squeeky, oily

:D

handle which she

tugged on regularly

to arouse her

inner emotions and

scream out in

agony when the

long hard slender

broom handle slipped

from her hand

and landed right

between her two

eyes, breaking her

skull into many

teeny tiny shards

which she then

glued back together

and screamed aloud

Eureka! I found

..a wooden spoon

which was under

her pleated skirt

tickling her fancy

another cup of

gin. So she

(had to end the scentence)

asked her neighbour

for a bigger

picture of his

pet which has

wheels for feet