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___
07-26-2004, 12:21 AM
and ears made

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 01:01 AM
from plastic explosives

___
07-26-2004, 01:21 AM
and a tail

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 01:44 AM
well, whats left

___
07-26-2004, 02:10 AM
of a tail.....

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 02:21 AM
since in the

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 03:43 AM
Vietnam war, Wilfred

___
07-26-2004, 03:45 AM
had grown a

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 03:49 AM
really huge tree

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 04:01 AM
in his bath

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 04:22 AM
under the old

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 04:34 AM
but not so

___
07-26-2004, 04:34 AM
old, garlic bush

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 04:38 AM
which is near

___
07-26-2004, 04:43 AM
the little old

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 04:47 AM
but not so

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 04:48 AM
old, rose garden

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 04:54 AM
which is near

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 04:57 AM
the windmill of

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 05:26 AM
Faded Time, to

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 05:28 AM
the one of

___
07-26-2004, 05:37 AM
many lost rabbits

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 05:39 AM
eaten by giant

___
07-26-2004, 05:46 AM
green, one legged

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 05:51 AM
3 eyed Mongolian

___
07-26-2004, 05:52 AM
seagulls, all wearing

adaytay
07-26-2004, 06:03 AM
little yellow stickers

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 06:08 AM
with WARNING printed

___
07-26-2004, 07:09 AM
on their undercarriage

Groundrush
07-26-2004, 07:26 AM
but spelt wrong

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 12:07 PM
because it was

Rich
07-26-2004, 12:09 PM
not written correctly

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 12:23 PM
since it was

ReAn
07-26-2004, 01:01 PM
a really stupid

maxmangion
07-26-2004, 02:10 PM
thing, due to

Groundrush
07-27-2004, 12:19 AM
price of peanuts

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 12:27 AM
since lately it

Groundrush
07-27-2004, 12:39 AM
has been known

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 12:53 AM
as one of

Groundrush
07-27-2004, 01:03 AM
life’s biggest mysteries

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 01:14 AM
since this had

Groundrush
07-27-2004, 01:19 AM
made no sense

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 01:20 AM
in the past

___
07-27-2004, 02:17 AM
793 posts but

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 02:54 AM
they proved to

Groundrush
07-27-2004, 03:09 AM
welcome him back

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 03:26 AM
because he realised

Dan_T
07-27-2004, 05:47 AM
tom loves Jerry

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 06:03 AM
and both of

ReAn
07-27-2004, 06:36 AM
them are neutered.

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 06:37 AM
Therefore, one must

Ron_dK
07-27-2004, 06:45 AM
absolutely not subscribe

Groundrush
07-27-2004, 06:53 AM
to FARMERS WEEKLY

ReAn
07-27-2004, 08:14 AM
because it smells

ReAn
07-27-2004, 12:54 PM
bad. So let's

maxmangion
07-27-2004, 11:48 PM
subscribe into the

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 12:09 AM
Next Big Issue

maxmangion
07-28-2004, 12:13 AM
of the best

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 04:19 AM
of the worst

maxmangion
07-28-2004, 04:20 AM
of the most

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 05:33 AM
less likely to

maxmangion
07-28-2004, 06:17 AM
be on the

ReAn
07-28-2004, 07:05 AM
high horse of

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 07:22 AM
The Progress Bar...... :D

ReAn
07-28-2004, 08:07 AM
which galantly increased

(haha groundrush :p)

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 08:09 AM
But took ages... :p

ReAn
07-28-2004, 08:12 AM
for the speed

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 08:18 AM
to slow down

ReAn
07-28-2004, 08:20 AM
one must change

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 08:22 AM
horses because of

ReAn
07-28-2004, 08:23 AM
an itchy crotch

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 08:28 AM
called Billy Bob

ReAn
07-28-2004, 08:29 AM
with a large

Groundrush
07-28-2004, 11:43 AM
used postage stamp

ReAn
07-28-2004, 11:57 AM
on his face

maxmangion
07-28-2004, 11:34 PM
sticked with the

ReAn
07-30-2004, 07:06 AM
snot from the

maxmangion
07-30-2004, 12:23 PM
one of the

ReAn
07-30-2004, 12:48 PM
boogers hanging from

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 01:12 AM
the left side

Groundrush
08-02-2004, 03:15 AM
of his small

___
08-02-2004, 03:21 AM
elongated ear lobe

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 03:21 AM
which had been

Groundrush
08-02-2004, 04:40 AM
bitten off when

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 04:41 AM
he was going

___
08-02-2004, 04:46 AM
to the toilet

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 04:52 AM
when suddenly he

Groundrush
08-02-2004, 07:40 AM
followed through..........oops

___
08-02-2004, 08:05 AM
and tripped over

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 12:14 PM
the large tree

Groundrush
08-02-2004, 03:28 PM
that his dog

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 11:29 PM
was on the

___
08-02-2004, 11:36 PM
apex of and

maxmangion
08-02-2004, 11:37 PM
from all that

Groundrush
08-03-2004, 12:07 AM
he just gave up!

___
08-03-2004, 12:09 AM
and started to

Ron_dK
08-03-2004, 12:14 AM
choke this thread

maxmangion
08-03-2004, 12:16 AM
because he thought

Groundrush
08-03-2004, 12:47 AM
of moving house

maxmangion
08-03-2004, 12:48 AM
next to the

ReAn
08-04-2004, 01:53 PM
the big walnut

maxmangion
08-04-2004, 11:26 PM
beneath those huge

___
08-05-2004, 12:06 AM
dusty old onions

maxmangion
08-05-2004, 12:07 AM
left there since

___
08-05-2004, 12:24 AM
this thread started

maxmangion
08-05-2004, 12:24 AM
a long time

Groundrush
08-05-2004, 12:29 AM
ago.

Chapter Two

maxmangion
08-05-2004, 12:33 AM
In the beginning

___
08-05-2004, 12:33 AM
In the beginning

___
08-05-2004, 12:34 AM
.......
:eek:

Groundrush
08-05-2004, 12:40 AM
A funny echo

maxmangion
08-05-2004, 12:40 AM
on the Access

Qamar
08-09-2004, 11:49 PM
programmers forums, one

maxmangion
08-09-2004, 11:50 PM
of the best

Groundrush
08-10-2004, 12:11 AM
ways of cooking

maxmangion
08-10-2004, 12:13 AM
according to the

Groundrush
08-10-2004, 12:15 AM
101 laws of

maxmangion
08-10-2004, 12:17 AM
the well known

Groundrush
08-10-2004, 12:30 AM
herb that always

maxmangion
08-10-2004, 12:36 AM
proved to be

Groundrush
08-10-2004, 12:40 AM
highly explosive when

maxmangion
08-10-2004, 12:42 AM
it is placed

Mrs.Meeker
08-10-2004, 02:25 PM
up your nose

maxmangion
08-10-2004, 11:36 PM
therefore, definitely you

___
08-11-2004, 01:47 AM
need a tissue

maxmangion
08-11-2004, 01:54 AM
so that you

mohsinhq
08-11-2004, 02:29 AM
dont explode when

Groundrush
08-11-2004, 02:55 AM
wiping your big

maxmangion
08-11-2004, 03:32 AM
fat belly which

Groundrush
08-11-2004, 03:56 AM
has yellow spots

maxmangion
08-11-2004, 04:02 AM
and they look

___
08-11-2004, 04:27 AM
like moldy old

maxmangion
08-11-2004, 04:39 AM
tiny sqaures, which

Groundrush
08-11-2004, 07:49 AM
turn into circles

Mrs.Meeker
08-11-2004, 07:51 AM
and then explode

Groundrush
08-11-2004, 08:10 AM
back into squares

Mrs.Meeker
08-11-2004, 08:45 AM
while turning green

Groundrush
08-11-2004, 10:15 AM
and purple, However

Mrs.Meeker
08-11-2004, 10:38 AM
also falling off.

maxmangion
08-12-2004, 12:02 AM
Eventually, the best

___
08-12-2004, 01:31 AM
solution is to

Groundrush
08-12-2004, 01:31 AM
leave it alone

___
08-12-2004, 01:50 AM
unless it's Tuesday

Groundrush
08-12-2004, 02:23 AM
the 7th April

maxmangion
08-12-2004, 02:24 AM
otherwise it will

Qamar
08-12-2004, 02:44 AM
definitely go over

maxmangion
08-12-2004, 02:45 AM
one of the

Mrs.Meeker
08-12-2004, 05:09 AM
neighbors children's heads

maxmangion
08-12-2004, 05:13 AM
and they end

Groundrush
08-12-2004, 05:16 AM
up turning into

maxmangion
08-12-2004, 05:18 AM
one of the

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 12:20 AM
most interesting looking

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 03:47 AM
Piece's of paper

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 03:50 AM
with yellow face

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 03:54 AM
drawings on it

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 04:20 AM
which looks really

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:12 AM
old and burnt

Groundrush
08-16-2004, 05:15 AM
but somehow not

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:15 AM
property of microsoft

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:25 AM
since it is

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:25 AM
made out of

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:26 AM
the most common

Groundrush
08-16-2004, 05:28 AM
plastic called My2076668-30ta

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:30 AM
which can be

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:30 AM
easily used according

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:34 AM
to manual 1738472633.435726.3

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:35 AM
However, more information

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:37 AM
is worthless enless

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:41 AM
you will make

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:44 AM
a mouse jump

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:46 AM
to the relevant

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:51 AM
planet in the

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:53 AM
solar system. Eventually,

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 05:54 AM
mars is selected

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 05:55 AM
as the most ....

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 06:10 AM
tasty chocolate for

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 06:11 AM
the year 2004

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 06:12 AM
and 2010 which

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 06:12 AM
according to the

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 06:15 AM
microscopic people of

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 06:15 AM
the famous organisation

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 06:16 AM
of dumb astronomers

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 06:18 AM
who they consider

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 06:22 AM
really really big

Groundrush
08-16-2004, 08:09 AM
Fans of "Neigbours"

dgoulston
08-16-2004, 08:14 AM
which is a

maxmangion
08-16-2004, 12:20 PM
a well known

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 01:19 AM
woman eating show

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 01:23 AM
similar to the

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 01:28 AM
man eating monster

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 01:30 AM
which died from

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 01:35 AM
the old series

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 01:36 AM
Home & Away

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 01:39 AM
because the water

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 01:40 AM
has proved to

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 01:47 AM
be too cold

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 01:50 AM
to use for

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 01:52 AM
washing purposes and

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 01:55 AM
by using it ...

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 01:59 AM
to flush out

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 02:05 AM
those enormous ugly

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 02:12 AM
Zigomites that hop

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 02:23 AM
around like crazed

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 02:24 AM
Naked Tap Dancers

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 02:41 AM
in a mud
--------

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 02:42 AM
filled bath tub

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 03:19 AM
which makes them

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 03:22 AM
realise that today

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 03:25 AM
they ended up

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 03:27 AM
forgetting their toothbrushes

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 03:27 AM
therefore, their mouths

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 03:28 AM
started to glow

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 03:29 AM
all over the ....

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 03:53 AM
Yellow Brick Road

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 03:54 AM
which leads to

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 05:19 AM
a dark alley

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 05:20 AM
in the middle

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 05:24 AM
of Down Town

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 05:24 AM
which is where

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 05:25 AM
those huge molluscs

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 05:26 AM
lost Aunt Thelma

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 05:32 AM
the one of ......

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 05:34 AM
millions and millions

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 05:35 AM
spread all over

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 05:42 AM
the pavement outside

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 05:45 AM
where all the

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 06:05 AM
lonely people go

dgoulston
08-17-2004, 06:11 AM
to eat the

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 11:40 PM
best burgers in

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 11:50 PM
stead of Hotdogs

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 11:54 PM
since they proved

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 11:55 PM
to be full

maxmangion
08-17-2004, 11:57 PM
of fats, which

Groundrush
08-17-2004, 11:59 PM
can seriously damage

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 12:00 AM
their health. However,

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 12:07 AM
in 1827 Ronald

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 12:09 AM
the famous actor

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 12:16 AM
decided that all

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 12:17 AM
of his skills

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 12:21 AM
were all totally

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 12:28 AM
perfect, so he

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 12:44 AM
tried something new

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 12:47 AM
and started practicing

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 12:53 AM
a bit of..........

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 12:56 AM
salsa dance, which

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 12:57 AM
can be dangerous

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 01:04 AM
since his age

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 01:50 AM
forbids things like

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 02:31 AM
dancing, because he

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 02:44 AM
can't dance very