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maxmangion
08-18-2004, 02:45 AM
well, since his

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 02:50 AM
false leg had

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 02:53 AM
already caused him

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 02:55 AM
to fall over

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 02:56 AM
while he was

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 03:12 AM
cutting toe nails

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 03:16 AM
. This has resulted

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 03:34 AM
Security to remove

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 03:42 AM
those huge nails

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 03:44 AM
to sell on

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 03:45 AM
the telemarketing service

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 07:07 AM
The day after

maxmangion
08-18-2004, 11:35 PM
he received several

Groundrush
08-18-2004, 11:53 PM
emails containing the

maxmangion
08-19-2004, 12:19 AM
a request to

Groundrush
08-19-2004, 04:27 AM
Go To Australia..... :D

maxmangion
08-19-2004, 04:27 AM
for the honeymoon :D

Groundrush
08-20-2004, 03:55 AM
now in Singapore

maxmangion
08-20-2004, 04:07 AM
moving to australia

dgoulston
08-20-2004, 06:39 AM
after visiting iceland

maxmangion
08-20-2004, 06:41 AM
which is a

dgoulston
08-20-2004, 06:41 AM
food store located

maxmangion
08-20-2004, 06:49 AM
in the centre

dgoulston
08-20-2004, 06:59 AM
of the earth

maxmangion
08-20-2004, 07:01 AM
which is the

dgoulston
08-20-2004, 07:03 AM
hottest holiday location

Groundrush
08-20-2004, 05:30 PM
Now In Sydney... :cool:

maxmangion
08-22-2004, 11:24 PM
and the weather

Groundrush
08-23-2004, 03:52 AM
which is always

maxmangion
08-23-2004, 04:08 AM
sunny in the

Dan_T
08-24-2004, 08:54 AM
gentlemens wash room

maxmangion
08-24-2004, 11:46 PM
have turned to

Groundrush
08-25-2004, 12:21 AM
looking at strange

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 12:22 AM
creatures, which are

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:01 AM
coming up to

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:05 AM
the edge of

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:09 AM
reality, as if

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:14 AM
it was the ........

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:16 AM
last word here.

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:18 AM
However, the board

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:20 AM
was not bored

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:20 AM
and they decided

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:22 AM
to commit suicide

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:22 AM
because they felt

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:24 AM
ColinEssex's CD was

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:24 AM
a real good

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 01:26 AM
low cost birdscarer

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 01:35 AM
and most hunters

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 04:03 AM
shoot other hunters

___
08-25-2004, 04:18 AM
rather than listen

BarryMK
08-25-2004, 04:20 AM
to the call

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 04:21 AM
because they decided

___
08-25-2004, 04:30 AM
to the call
of a castrated

Dan_T
08-25-2004, 04:38 AM
lilac jumpsuit clad

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 05:23 AM
so that they

Groundrush
08-25-2004, 08:20 PM
sent overweight luggage

maxmangion
08-25-2004, 11:30 PM
and the airport

Dan_T
08-26-2004, 02:28 AM
laughed at their

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 02:35 AM
luggages, being such

Dan_T
08-26-2004, 03:23 AM
a light elephant

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 03:52 AM
on the side ....

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 03:57 AM
salad, they decided

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:08 AM
to take the ....

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 04:10 AM
night bus instead

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:17 AM
since the payment

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 04:29 AM
was made with

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:34 AM
a direct payment

___
08-26-2004, 04:38 AM
to Bill Gates

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:42 AM
that multi millionaire

___
08-26-2004, 04:43 AM
with no idea

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:44 AM
what a computer

___
08-26-2004, 04:44 AM
looks like, and

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 04:45 AM
costs or what

___
08-26-2004, 04:46 AM
time of day

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:46 AM
microsoft windows is

___
08-26-2004, 04:48 AM
functioning, or not

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:49 AM
so Windows Longhorn

___
08-26-2004, 04:52 AM
Scooby Doo decided

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:53 AM
to install Longhorn

___
08-26-2004, 04:54 AM
and use the

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 04:55 AM
alpha version instead

___
08-26-2004, 04:57 AM
which alas was

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:00 AM
more stable than

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:01 AM
an elephant on

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:07 AM
the circus arena

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:14 AM
in a pink short

___
08-26-2004, 05:15 AM
bearded lady uniform

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:16 AM
which looked like

___
08-26-2004, 05:20 AM
it had been

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:21 AM
used to this

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:30 AM
carry elephant droppings

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:32 AM
which really have

___
08-26-2004, 05:34 AM
loads of vitamins

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:34 AM
but it tastes

___
08-26-2004, 05:35 AM
a little sour

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:35 AM
like s**t, and

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:36 AM
if one day .....

___
08-26-2004, 05:36 AM
you ever try

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:39 AM
to eat it .......

___
08-26-2004, 05:39 AM
without salad dressing

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:43 AM
you will understand

___
08-26-2004, 05:45 AM
how windows works

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:49 AM
but you still

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:49 AM
smell like elephants

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:50 AM
droppings, unless you

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:52 AM
floss every day

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:52 AM
so that you

___
08-26-2004, 05:54 AM
remove all the

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 05:55 AM
bill gates from

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 05:56 AM
his back account

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 06:15 AM
which may take

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 06:17 AM
a while until

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 06:20 AM
hell freezes over

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 06:21 AM
to get all ....

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 06:23 AM
the bits out

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 06:25 AM
of his bank

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 06:26 AM
especially the cheap

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 06:27 AM
stuff from his

EmmaJane
08-26-2004, 07:13 AM
recycle bin with

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 12:32 PM
a shreddar utility

Mrs.Meeker
08-26-2004, 12:49 PM
which jams repeatedly

maxmangion
08-26-2004, 11:30 PM
since it is

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 01:47 AM
a piece of

maxmangion
08-27-2004, 01:51 AM
bad written code

___
08-27-2004, 02:56 AM
controlling windows XP

maxmangion
08-27-2004, 03:49 AM
professional edition, coded

___
08-27-2004, 03:51 AM
by a chimp

maxmangion
08-27-2004, 03:59 AM
who proved to

___
08-27-2004, 04:11 AM
be more intelligent

maxmangion
08-27-2004, 04:33 AM
than bill gates

___
08-27-2004, 04:47 AM
and all the

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 05:00 AM
minions he employs

maxmangion
08-27-2004, 05:15 AM
at the redmond

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 05:19 AM
insane asylum and

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 05:20 AM
and travel lodge.

maxmangion
08-27-2004, 05:26 AM
However, a meeting

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 05:28 AM
was scheduled that

___
08-27-2004, 05:31 AM
should add brains

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 05:32 AM
to these seemingly

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 05:34 AM
inanimate object also

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 05:37 AM
and thereafter prohibit

___
08-27-2004, 06:07 AM
all use of

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 06:14 AM
dimwits, dweebs and

___
08-27-2004, 06:15 AM
noobs, to increase

Mrs.Meeker
08-27-2004, 06:16 AM
errors in the

___
08-27-2004, 06:27 AM
aardvark simulation modules

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 06:46 AM
along side the

___
08-27-2004, 06:51 AM
reindeer class modules

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 06:58 AM
with the assistance

___
08-27-2004, 07:08 AM
of Santa's gnomes

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:09 AM
and the reindeer

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:09 AM
on standby. They

___
08-27-2004, 07:12 AM
hijacked a goose

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:16 AM
to lay a *********

___
08-27-2004, 07:16 AM
golden DVD drive

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:17 AM
This would help

___
08-27-2004, 07:20 AM
burn legal copies

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:46 AM
of those dodgy

___
08-27-2004, 07:47 AM
Windows Me CD's

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:54 AM
which contained illegal

___
08-27-2004, 07:57 AM
drunk system drivers

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 07:58 AM
in sports cars

___
08-27-2004, 08:00 AM
that resemble old

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 08:01 AM
Morris Minors with

___
08-27-2004, 08:03 AM
wooden wheels and

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 08:08 AM
they were square

___
08-27-2004, 08:11 AM
oval and oblong

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 08:15 AM
and octagonal but

___
08-27-2004, 08:17 AM
not rectangular cars

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 08:21 AM
being dangerous shape

___
08-27-2004, 08:24 AM
to climb trees

NJudson
08-27-2004, 08:55 AM
while wearing speedos

EmmaJane
08-27-2004, 08:56 AM
causes splinters in

___
08-27-2004, 08:57 AM
the backsides of

maxmangion
08-29-2004, 11:54 PM
of the lower

jon98548
10-25-2004, 10:44 AM
hanging fruit. Having

(Just came across this!)

Rich
10-25-2004, 10:49 AM
swallowed Bush's lies

EmmaJane
10-25-2004, 10:52 AM
and also his

jon98548
10-25-2004, 10:58 AM
biscuits and gravy,

EmmaJane
10-25-2004, 11:13 AM
that resembled vomit :p :D

jon98548
10-25-2004, 11:49 AM
tasted like candy

maxmangion
10-25-2004, 11:28 PM
since they were

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 12:27 AM
extremely hungry but

pozzy
10-26-2004, 12:42 AM
Could not chew

jon98548
10-26-2004, 04:17 AM
So they rubbed

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 04:38 AM
two sticks together

ColinEssex
10-26-2004, 04:50 AM
but then found

jon98548
10-26-2004, 07:05 AM
when rubbing sticks

ColinEssex
10-26-2004, 07:17 AM
the friction caused

msp
10-26-2004, 07:19 AM
thermo nuclear explosions

The Stoat
10-26-2004, 07:30 AM
in his kecks

msp
10-26-2004, 07:31 AM
in his kecks?

The Stoat
10-26-2004, 07:45 AM
what of it?

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 07:47 AM
in his kecks
a definition needed ?? :confused:

The Stoat
10-26-2004, 07:55 AM
Underwear for reference.

msp
10-26-2004, 08:33 AM
clean or used?

The Stoat
10-26-2004, 08:44 AM
Got a fetish?

msp
10-26-2004, 09:16 AM
only for cake!

The Stoat
10-26-2004, 09:22 AM
will i dance!

jon98548
10-26-2004, 10:12 AM
said the old

Rich
10-26-2004, 11:02 AM
fart called, Bush

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 11:05 AM
who was particularly

jon98548
10-26-2004, 11:08 AM
bright and fair.

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 11:11 AM
as well as

Rich
10-26-2004, 11:16 AM
stupid and decrepit

jon98548
10-26-2004, 11:20 AM
was the newcomer

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 11:28 AM
really going to

jon98548
10-26-2004, 12:48 PM
fly his kite

EmmaJane
10-26-2004, 01:05 PM
while doing the

Rich
10-26-2004, 02:39 PM
war in Iraq

maxmangion
10-28-2004, 12:44 AM
, the country of

Jhitch
10-28-2004, 05:37 AM
weapons of mass

pozzy
10-28-2004, 09:58 PM
'ive' search

maxmangion
10-29-2004, 03:02 AM
through the old

ozlander
11-06-2004, 07:38 PM
pile of gumboots

Friday
11-07-2004, 07:57 AM
and ruined lives

Rich
11-07-2004, 02:44 PM
Bush has caused

razorking
11-07-2004, 09:35 PM
for his lie.

maxmangion
11-07-2004, 11:17 PM
However, the Americans

Rich
11-07-2004, 11:42 PM
believed his lies

maxmangion
11-08-2004, 02:00 AM
were not all

razorking
11-08-2004, 08:16 AM
by Bush's side

maxmangion
11-08-2004, 11:25 AM
because they realised

razorking
11-08-2004, 12:17 PM
Cheney had horns

Friday
11-08-2004, 03:04 PM
and so died

razorking
11-08-2004, 03:25 PM
many innocent people

razorking
11-08-2004, 09:33 PM
End Chapter Whatever.

Begin New Chapter.

razorking
11-08-2004, 09:36 PM
The rain fell

maxmangion
11-08-2004, 11:17 PM
cats and dogs

ozlander
11-08-2004, 11:17 PM
on the fields

maxmangion
11-08-2004, 11:18 PM
at the upper

ozlander
11-08-2004, 11:20 PM
at the upper

ozlander
11-08-2004, 11:21 PM
whoops ... sorry ...lol

of the field

maxmangion
11-09-2004, 02:22 AM
where there are

ozlander
11-09-2004, 02:43 AM
serveral disguised young

maxmangion
11-09-2004, 02:48 AM
creatures which are

ozlander
11-09-2004, 02:52 AM
discoloured and horribly

maxmangion
11-09-2004, 03:08 AM
. They seem to

ozlander
11-09-2004, 03:15 AM
vanish while appearing

maxmangion
11-09-2004, 05:47 AM
on the edge

razorking
11-09-2004, 08:07 AM
of my razor

ozlander
11-09-2004, 12:40 PM
which was rusty

maxmangion
11-11-2004, 12:27 AM
due to the

ozlander
11-11-2004, 03:40 AM
inclement weather at

ozlander
11-11-2004, 03:41 AM
inclement weather at

maxmangion
11-11-2004, 05:16 AM
the southern region

razorking
11-11-2004, 12:57 PM
of my arse

maxmangion
11-11-2004, 11:17 PM
which, according to

ozlander
11-11-2004, 11:36 PM
Freud, means that

maxmangion
11-11-2004, 11:40 PM
the more you