maxmangion
08-18-2004, 02:45 AM
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View Full Version : Story maxmangion 08-18-2004, 02:45 AM well, since his Groundrush 08-18-2004, 02:50 AM false leg had maxmangion 08-18-2004, 02:53 AM already caused him Groundrush 08-18-2004, 02:55 AM to fall over maxmangion 08-18-2004, 02:56 AM while he was Groundrush 08-18-2004, 03:12 AM cutting toe nails maxmangion 08-18-2004, 03:16 AM . This has resulted Groundrush 08-18-2004, 03:34 AM Security to remove maxmangion 08-18-2004, 03:42 AM those huge nails Groundrush 08-18-2004, 03:44 AM to sell on maxmangion 08-18-2004, 03:45 AM the telemarketing service Groundrush 08-18-2004, 07:07 AM The day after maxmangion 08-18-2004, 11:35 PM he received several Groundrush 08-18-2004, 11:53 PM emails containing the maxmangion 08-19-2004, 12:19 AM a request to Groundrush 08-19-2004, 04:27 AM Go To Australia..... :D maxmangion 08-19-2004, 04:27 AM for the honeymoon :D Groundrush 08-20-2004, 03:55 AM now in Singapore maxmangion 08-20-2004, 04:07 AM moving to australia dgoulston 08-20-2004, 06:39 AM after visiting iceland maxmangion 08-20-2004, 06:41 AM which is a dgoulston 08-20-2004, 06:41 AM food store located maxmangion 08-20-2004, 06:49 AM in the centre dgoulston 08-20-2004, 06:59 AM of the earth maxmangion 08-20-2004, 07:01 AM which is the dgoulston 08-20-2004, 07:03 AM hottest holiday location Groundrush 08-20-2004, 05:30 PM Now In Sydney... :cool: maxmangion 08-22-2004, 11:24 PM and the weather Groundrush 08-23-2004, 03:52 AM which is always maxmangion 08-23-2004, 04:08 AM sunny in the Dan_T 08-24-2004, 08:54 AM gentlemens wash room maxmangion 08-24-2004, 11:46 PM have turned to Groundrush 08-25-2004, 12:21 AM looking at strange maxmangion 08-25-2004, 12:22 AM creatures, which are BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:01 AM coming up to maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:05 AM the edge of BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:09 AM reality, as if maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:14 AM it was the ........ BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:16 AM last word here. maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:18 AM However, the board BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:20 AM was not bored maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:20 AM and they decided BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:22 AM to commit suicide maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:22 AM because they felt BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:24 AM ColinEssex's CD was maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:24 AM a real good BarryMK 08-25-2004, 01:26 AM low cost birdscarer maxmangion 08-25-2004, 01:35 AM and most hunters BarryMK 08-25-2004, 04:03 AM shoot other hunters ___ 08-25-2004, 04:18 AM rather than listen BarryMK 08-25-2004, 04:20 AM to the call maxmangion 08-25-2004, 04:21 AM because they decided ___ 08-25-2004, 04:30 AM to the call of a castrated Dan_T 08-25-2004, 04:38 AM lilac jumpsuit clad maxmangion 08-25-2004, 05:23 AM so that they Groundrush 08-25-2004, 08:20 PM sent overweight luggage maxmangion 08-25-2004, 11:30 PM and the airport Dan_T 08-26-2004, 02:28 AM laughed at their maxmangion 08-26-2004, 02:35 AM luggages, being such Dan_T 08-26-2004, 03:23 AM a light elephant maxmangion 08-26-2004, 03:52 AM on the side .... EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 03:57 AM salad, they decided maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:08 AM to take the .... EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 04:10 AM night bus instead maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:17 AM since the payment EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 04:29 AM was made with maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:34 AM a direct payment ___ 08-26-2004, 04:38 AM to Bill Gates maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:42 AM that multi millionaire ___ 08-26-2004, 04:43 AM with no idea maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:44 AM what a computer ___ 08-26-2004, 04:44 AM looks like, and EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 04:45 AM costs or what ___ 08-26-2004, 04:46 AM time of day maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:46 AM microsoft windows is ___ 08-26-2004, 04:48 AM functioning, or not maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:49 AM so Windows Longhorn ___ 08-26-2004, 04:52 AM Scooby Doo decided maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:53 AM to install Longhorn ___ 08-26-2004, 04:54 AM and use the maxmangion 08-26-2004, 04:55 AM alpha version instead ___ 08-26-2004, 04:57 AM which alas was maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:00 AM more stable than EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:01 AM an elephant on maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:07 AM the circus arena EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:14 AM in a pink short ___ 08-26-2004, 05:15 AM bearded lady uniform maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:16 AM which looked like ___ 08-26-2004, 05:20 AM it had been maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:21 AM used to this EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:30 AM carry elephant droppings maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:32 AM which really have ___ 08-26-2004, 05:34 AM loads of vitamins maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:34 AM but it tastes ___ 08-26-2004, 05:35 AM a little sour EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:35 AM like s**t, and maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:36 AM if one day ..... ___ 08-26-2004, 05:36 AM you ever try maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:39 AM to eat it ....... ___ 08-26-2004, 05:39 AM without salad dressing maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:43 AM you will understand ___ 08-26-2004, 05:45 AM how windows works maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:49 AM but you still EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:49 AM smell like elephants maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:50 AM droppings, unless you EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:52 AM floss every day maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:52 AM so that you ___ 08-26-2004, 05:54 AM remove all the EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 05:55 AM bill gates from maxmangion 08-26-2004, 05:56 AM his back account EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 06:15 AM which may take maxmangion 08-26-2004, 06:17 AM a while until EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 06:20 AM hell freezes over maxmangion 08-26-2004, 06:21 AM to get all .... EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 06:23 AM the bits out maxmangion 08-26-2004, 06:25 AM of his bank EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 06:26 AM especially the cheap maxmangion 08-26-2004, 06:27 AM stuff from his EmmaJane 08-26-2004, 07:13 AM recycle bin with maxmangion 08-26-2004, 12:32 PM a shreddar utility Mrs.Meeker 08-26-2004, 12:49 PM which jams repeatedly maxmangion 08-26-2004, 11:30 PM since it is EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 01:47 AM a piece of maxmangion 08-27-2004, 01:51 AM bad written code ___ 08-27-2004, 02:56 AM controlling windows XP maxmangion 08-27-2004, 03:49 AM professional edition, coded ___ 08-27-2004, 03:51 AM by a chimp maxmangion 08-27-2004, 03:59 AM who proved to ___ 08-27-2004, 04:11 AM be more intelligent maxmangion 08-27-2004, 04:33 AM than bill gates ___ 08-27-2004, 04:47 AM and all the Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 05:00 AM minions he employs maxmangion 08-27-2004, 05:15 AM at the redmond EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 05:19 AM insane asylum and Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 05:20 AM and travel lodge. maxmangion 08-27-2004, 05:26 AM However, a meeting Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 05:28 AM was scheduled that ___ 08-27-2004, 05:31 AM should add brains Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 05:32 AM to these seemingly EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 05:34 AM inanimate object also Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 05:37 AM and thereafter prohibit ___ 08-27-2004, 06:07 AM all use of Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 06:14 AM dimwits, dweebs and ___ 08-27-2004, 06:15 AM noobs, to increase Mrs.Meeker 08-27-2004, 06:16 AM errors in the ___ 08-27-2004, 06:27 AM aardvark simulation modules EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 06:46 AM along side the ___ 08-27-2004, 06:51 AM reindeer class modules EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 06:58 AM with the assistance ___ 08-27-2004, 07:08 AM of Santa's gnomes EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:09 AM and the reindeer EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:09 AM on standby. They ___ 08-27-2004, 07:12 AM hijacked a goose EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:16 AM to lay a ********* ___ 08-27-2004, 07:16 AM golden DVD drive EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:17 AM This would help ___ 08-27-2004, 07:20 AM burn legal copies EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:46 AM of those dodgy ___ 08-27-2004, 07:47 AM Windows Me CD's EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:54 AM which contained illegal ___ 08-27-2004, 07:57 AM drunk system drivers EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 07:58 AM in sports cars ___ 08-27-2004, 08:00 AM that resemble old EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 08:01 AM Morris Minors with ___ 08-27-2004, 08:03 AM wooden wheels and EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 08:08 AM they were square ___ 08-27-2004, 08:11 AM oval and oblong EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 08:15 AM and octagonal but ___ 08-27-2004, 08:17 AM not rectangular cars EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 08:21 AM being dangerous shape ___ 08-27-2004, 08:24 AM to climb trees NJudson 08-27-2004, 08:55 AM while wearing speedos EmmaJane 08-27-2004, 08:56 AM causes splinters in ___ 08-27-2004, 08:57 AM the backsides of maxmangion 08-29-2004, 11:54 PM of the lower jon98548 10-25-2004, 10:44 AM hanging fruit. Having (Just came across this!) Rich 10-25-2004, 10:49 AM swallowed Bush's lies EmmaJane 10-25-2004, 10:52 AM and also his jon98548 10-25-2004, 10:58 AM biscuits and gravy, EmmaJane 10-25-2004, 11:13 AM that resembled vomit :p :D jon98548 10-25-2004, 11:49 AM tasted like candy maxmangion 10-25-2004, 11:28 PM since they were EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 12:27 AM extremely hungry but pozzy 10-26-2004, 12:42 AM Could not chew jon98548 10-26-2004, 04:17 AM So they rubbed EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 04:38 AM two sticks together ColinEssex 10-26-2004, 04:50 AM but then found jon98548 10-26-2004, 07:05 AM when rubbing sticks ColinEssex 10-26-2004, 07:17 AM the friction caused msp 10-26-2004, 07:19 AM thermo nuclear explosions The Stoat 10-26-2004, 07:30 AM in his kecks msp 10-26-2004, 07:31 AM in his kecks? The Stoat 10-26-2004, 07:45 AM what of it? EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 07:47 AM in his kecks a definition needed ?? :confused: The Stoat 10-26-2004, 07:55 AM Underwear for reference. msp 10-26-2004, 08:33 AM clean or used? The Stoat 10-26-2004, 08:44 AM Got a fetish? msp 10-26-2004, 09:16 AM only for cake! The Stoat 10-26-2004, 09:22 AM will i dance! jon98548 10-26-2004, 10:12 AM said the old Rich 10-26-2004, 11:02 AM fart called, Bush EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 11:05 AM who was particularly jon98548 10-26-2004, 11:08 AM bright and fair. EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 11:11 AM as well as Rich 10-26-2004, 11:16 AM stupid and decrepit jon98548 10-26-2004, 11:20 AM was the newcomer EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 11:28 AM really going to jon98548 10-26-2004, 12:48 PM fly his kite EmmaJane 10-26-2004, 01:05 PM while doing the Rich 10-26-2004, 02:39 PM war in Iraq maxmangion 10-28-2004, 12:44 AM , the country of Jhitch 10-28-2004, 05:37 AM weapons of mass pozzy 10-28-2004, 09:58 PM 'ive' search maxmangion 10-29-2004, 03:02 AM through the old ozlander 11-06-2004, 07:38 PM pile of gumboots Friday 11-07-2004, 07:57 AM and ruined lives Rich 11-07-2004, 02:44 PM Bush has caused razorking 11-07-2004, 09:35 PM for his lie. maxmangion 11-07-2004, 11:17 PM However, the Americans Rich 11-07-2004, 11:42 PM believed his lies maxmangion 11-08-2004, 02:00 AM were not all razorking 11-08-2004, 08:16 AM by Bush's side maxmangion 11-08-2004, 11:25 AM because they realised razorking 11-08-2004, 12:17 PM Cheney had horns Friday 11-08-2004, 03:04 PM and so died razorking 11-08-2004, 03:25 PM many innocent people razorking 11-08-2004, 09:33 PM End Chapter Whatever. Begin New Chapter. razorking 11-08-2004, 09:36 PM The rain fell maxmangion 11-08-2004, 11:17 PM cats and dogs ozlander 11-08-2004, 11:17 PM on the fields maxmangion 11-08-2004, 11:18 PM at the upper ozlander 11-08-2004, 11:20 PM at the upper ozlander 11-08-2004, 11:21 PM whoops ... sorry ...lol of the field maxmangion 11-09-2004, 02:22 AM where there are ozlander 11-09-2004, 02:43 AM serveral disguised young maxmangion 11-09-2004, 02:48 AM creatures which are ozlander 11-09-2004, 02:52 AM discoloured and horribly maxmangion 11-09-2004, 03:08 AM . They seem to ozlander 11-09-2004, 03:15 AM vanish while appearing maxmangion 11-09-2004, 05:47 AM on the edge razorking 11-09-2004, 08:07 AM of my razor ozlander 11-09-2004, 12:40 PM which was rusty maxmangion 11-11-2004, 12:27 AM due to the ozlander 11-11-2004, 03:40 AM inclement weather at ozlander 11-11-2004, 03:41 AM inclement weather at maxmangion 11-11-2004, 05:16 AM the southern region razorking 11-11-2004, 12:57 PM of my arse maxmangion 11-11-2004, 11:17 PM which, according to ozlander 11-11-2004, 11:36 PM Freud, means that maxmangion 11-11-2004, 11:40 PM the more you |