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ozlander
11-11-2004, 11:42 PM
dream, the more

maxmangion
11-11-2004, 11:45 PM
you realise that

ozlander
11-11-2004, 11:59 PM
that you have

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 12:20 AM
the need to

ozlander
11-12-2004, 12:23 AM
release your special

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 12:25 AM
emotions and look

ozlander
11-12-2004, 12:27 AM
which, the way




PS >>> don't forget this thread >>> http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=334159#post334159

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 01:02 AM
you think is

ozlander
11-12-2004, 01:06 AM
uncontrollable, desolate and

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 01:12 AM
intollerable. However, due

ozlander
11-12-2004, 01:14 AM
due to the

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 01:18 AM
unreliable effect of

ozlander
11-12-2004, 01:26 AM
el nino and

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 01:42 AM
those of the

ozlander
11-12-2004, 01:47 AM
eastern states of

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 02:12 AM
the USA which

ozlander
11-12-2004, 02:42 AM
is where? However,

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 03:22 AM
according to the

ozlander
11-12-2004, 03:53 AM
new world of

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 04:33 AM
the most successful

ozlander
11-12-2004, 05:48 AM
plots are initiated

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 05:52 AM
after careful planning

ozlander
11-12-2004, 06:01 AM
by devilish agents

maxmangion
11-12-2004, 06:09 AM
, which form part

razorking
11-12-2004, 12:59 PM
of the whole

razorking
11-12-2004, 04:35 PM
vast wasteland we

razorking
11-12-2004, 04:37 PM
affectionately refer to

razorking
11-12-2004, 04:37 PM
as middle America

razorking
11-12-2004, 04:56 PM
land of many

razorking
11-12-2004, 04:57 PM
Walmarts, each unique

razorking
11-12-2004, 04:58 PM
in their uniformity

razorking
11-12-2004, 05:00 PM
sucking our souls

razorking
11-12-2004, 05:00 PM
until we become

razorking
11-12-2004, 05:01 PM
empty mindless spectres

ozlander
11-13-2004, 02:53 AM
there appeared on

Rich
11-13-2004, 04:58 AM
Bush's TV appearances

razorking
11-13-2004, 09:23 AM
a Quasimodo like

razorking
11-13-2004, 09:24 AM
appendage protruding from

ozlander
11-13-2004, 11:48 PM
the eye of

maxmangion
11-14-2004, 11:18 PM
the tiger, which

ozlander
11-14-2004, 11:44 PM
was full of

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 12:49 AM
tears, after having

ozlander
11-15-2004, 01:09 AM
experienced excruiating pain

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 01:33 AM
in the head

ozlander
11-15-2004, 01:57 AM
so he took


PS and so he should...lol ... but the game goes on

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 02:02 AM
a piece of

ozlander
11-15-2004, 02:06 AM
a painkiller, which

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 02:07 AM
has really made

ozlander
11-15-2004, 02:14 AM
him feel better


PS don't forget >> http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=334678#post334678
if you are game!!!!

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 02:51 AM
because it relieved

ozlander
11-15-2004, 02:53 AM
the protruding appendage ;)

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 03:11 AM
. Therefore, he decided

ozlander
11-15-2004, 03:12 AM
to turn over

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 03:17 AM
and return back

ozlander
11-15-2004, 03:27 AM
to good times

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 03:29 AM
with the old

ozlander
11-15-2004, 03:31 AM
mates that were

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 04:05 AM
his old best

ozlander
11-15-2004, 04:07 AM
bedtime buddies. However,

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 04:08 AM
due to his

ozlander
11-15-2004, 04:10 AM
tiredness and fondness

maxmangion
11-15-2004, 05:10 AM
he decided to

razorking
11-15-2004, 01:16 PM
bake a cake

EmmaJane
11-15-2004, 01:18 PM
using only eggs

razorking
11-15-2004, 01:25 PM
layed by a

EmmaJane
11-15-2004, 01:28 PM
a large mutant

Rich
11-15-2004, 01:30 PM
Ninja Turtle called

razorking
11-15-2004, 08:54 PM
Edgar Allan Poe

ozlander
11-16-2004, 12:26 AM
not to mention,

ozlander
11-16-2004, 02:07 AM
his other alias

Groundrush
11-16-2004, 02:30 AM
Wilfred the 3rd

razorking
11-16-2004, 08:16 AM
also known as

EmmaJane
11-16-2004, 08:25 AM
Wilfred the 2nd

razorking
11-16-2004, 08:52 AM
half brother of

maxmangion
11-17-2004, 12:09 PM
Wilfred the 1st

EmmaJane
11-17-2004, 12:20 PM
son of the

NJudson
11-17-2004, 01:44 PM
duke of earl

razorking
11-17-2004, 03:07 PM
who came from

maxmangion
11-17-2004, 11:09 PM
the Nordic part

Groundrush
11-18-2004, 12:43 AM
that is known

Lister
11-18-2004, 12:58 AM
as Didyabringyabeeralong. Of

maxmangion
11-18-2004, 01:05 AM
all those interesting

BarryMK
11-18-2004, 04:28 AM
things we could

Groundrush
11-18-2004, 05:40 AM
all wear Womens

NJudson
11-18-2004, 05:42 AM
lacy underwear while

maxmangion
11-18-2004, 06:01 AM
we are at .....

razorking
11-18-2004, 08:27 AM
the football game

maxmangion
11-18-2004, 11:17 PM
between Italy and

BarryMK
11-19-2004, 03:14 AM
Ann Summers Ltd

maxmangion
11-19-2004, 04:07 AM
. Obviously the result

fatbloater
11-19-2004, 04:32 AM
was extremly close

maxmangion
11-19-2004, 04:36 AM
to a tennis

EmmaJane
11-19-2004, 05:38 AM
elbow injury which

maxmangion
11-19-2004, 05:49 AM
according to the

EmmaJane
11-19-2004, 05:56 AM
talking purple frog

maxmangion
11-19-2004, 05:58 AM
he confirmed that

EmmaJane
11-19-2004, 06:00 AM
purple frogs are

maxmangion
11-19-2004, 06:01 AM
one of the

NJudson
11-19-2004, 06:05 AM
most poisonous animals

EmmaJane
11-19-2004, 06:05 AM
tastiest meals around.

maxmangion
11-19-2004, 06:09 AM
Eventually, they proved

razorking
11-19-2004, 08:50 AM
that purple frogs

razorking
11-19-2004, 08:51 AM
are not poisonous

razorking
11-19-2004, 08:52 AM
when deep fried

razorking
11-19-2004, 08:53 AM
in Canola oil

EmmaJane
11-19-2004, 08:57 AM
although poisonous they

EmmaJane
11-19-2004, 08:58 AM
I think you need to read the rules again !!!!!!!!!! :p

maxmangion
11-20-2004, 01:46 AM
may harm your

ozlander
11-20-2004, 11:37 PM
colour differential ability

BarryMK
11-22-2004, 06:03 AM
and nobble your

razorking
11-23-2004, 12:04 AM
Italian sports car

BarryMK
11-23-2004, 04:14 AM
that just wouldn't

maxmangion
11-23-2004, 11:26 PM
compare with the

razorking
11-23-2004, 11:51 PM
creamy white breasts

maxmangion
11-23-2004, 11:52 PM
of the most

Groundrush
11-26-2004, 01:21 PM
talked about little

maxmangion
11-28-2004, 11:41 PM
creatures, which look

BarryMK
11-29-2004, 12:56 AM
astonishingly like ants

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 01:02 AM
, although they look

BarryMK
11-29-2004, 02:03 AM
bigger when squashed.

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 02:04 AM
In fact, according

Rich
11-29-2004, 02:04 AM
under the boot

BarryMK
11-29-2004, 02:05 AM
to the banned

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 02:09 AM
member of the

Rich
11-29-2004, 02:13 AM
American National Guard

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 02:14 AM
the one who

BarryMK
11-29-2004, 02:35 AM
shot his best

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 02:38 AM
shoot in the

Groundrush
11-29-2004, 04:56 AM
shot his best
Movie so far

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 05:03 AM
and have been

BarryMK
11-29-2004, 05:17 AM
baffled by syntax

maxmangion
11-29-2004, 05:50 AM
error, on line

BarryMK
11-30-2004, 04:46 AM
27, the one

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 04:47 AM
referring to the

BarryMK
11-30-2004, 06:17 AM
large wart on

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 06:23 AM
the side of

Dan_T
11-30-2004, 06:27 AM
town, people go

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 06:28 AM
to the west

Dan_T
11-30-2004, 06:29 AM
just to see

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 06:31 AM
one of the

BarryMK
11-30-2004, 06:41 AM
warts in close-up

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 06:42 AM
so that ones

Dan_T
11-30-2004, 06:48 AM
butler can have

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 07:05 AM
as much as

Dan_T
11-30-2004, 07:05 AM
the gardener did

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 07:06 AM
over the long

BarryMK
11-30-2004, 07:08 AM
cold winter nights

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 07:10 AM
when the lights

EmmaJane
11-30-2004, 07:10 AM
cold winter nights

in mid-july because

BarryMK
11-30-2004, 07:13 AM
the year stopped

maxmangion
11-30-2004, 07:13 AM
amazingly enough, the

BarryMK
12-01-2004, 09:00 AM
dog meanwhile was

Groundrush
12-01-2004, 11:46 AM
Playing snooker with

razorking
12-01-2004, 11:04 PM
Alex Higgins, who

maxmangion
12-01-2004, 11:11 PM
have been defeated

razorking
12-01-2004, 11:13 PM
by a canine?

maxmangion
12-02-2004, 12:01 AM
who proved to

BarryMK
12-02-2004, 12:32 AM
be an undercover

maxmangion
12-02-2004, 12:41 AM
since he was

Lick
12-07-2004, 11:56 AM
a computer geek

maxmangion
12-08-2004, 11:29 PM
and managed to

Lister
12-09-2004, 11:40 PM
hack into the

maxmangion
12-09-2004, 11:55 PM
most secured web

BarryMK
12-10-2004, 12:43 AM
a spider ever

maxmangion
12-10-2004, 12:43 AM
since, it proved

Fizzio
12-10-2004, 01:32 AM
beyond all reason

maxmangion
12-10-2004, 02:23 AM
to go to ............

Fizzio
12-10-2004, 02:37 AM
That Spider's web.

maxmangion
12-10-2004, 02:48 AM
Eventually, it has

BarryMK
12-10-2004, 04:14 AM
made no sense

Groundrush
12-10-2004, 04:17 AM
as usual, however

BarryMK
12-10-2004, 04:18 AM
we don't care

razorking
12-11-2004, 01:48 PM
to speak of

razorking
12-11-2004, 01:49 PM
little green men

razorking
12-11-2004, 01:50 PM
with three eyes

razorking
12-11-2004, 03:50 PM
and piglike snouts

maxmangion
12-13-2004, 11:11 AM
which looked like

razorking
12-13-2004, 01:16 PM
President Bush's butt

maxmangion
12-13-2004, 11:41 PM
which look like

BarryMK
12-14-2004, 12:15 AM
Tony Bliar's face

maxmangion
12-14-2004, 12:40 AM
since, Blair's face

lmnop7854
12-15-2004, 05:48 AM
is covered with

Groundrush
12-15-2004, 12:35 PM
apple sauce and

razorking
12-15-2004, 12:50 PM
neon green tadpoles

maxmangion
12-15-2004, 11:36 PM
which are to

Groundrush
12-16-2004, 03:27 AM
be a health

lmnop7854
12-16-2004, 03:53 AM
hazard if eaten.

ColinEssex
12-16-2004, 04:34 AM
without taking the

BarryMK
12-16-2004, 04:41 AM
government approved antidote. (Full stop. New sentence please I'm out of breath reading this.)

ColinEssex
12-16-2004, 04:56 AM
During this process

lmnop7854
12-16-2004, 08:37 AM
there were no

maxmangion
12-16-2004, 11:13 PM
serious programmers willing

Groundrush
12-17-2004, 03:45 AM
to admit that

maxmangion
12-18-2004, 01:07 PM
they did not

razorking
12-18-2004, 02:49 PM
enjoy fried bananas

maxmangion
12-19-2004, 11:37 PM
so eventually they

lmnop7854
12-20-2004, 04:17 AM
cooked up some

maxmangion
12-20-2004, 05:15 AM
of their best

lmnop7854
12-20-2004, 06:06 AM
orange monkey balls

maxmangion
12-20-2004, 06:13 AM
following the recipe

lmnop7854
12-20-2004, 06:16 AM
that was given

maxmangion
12-20-2004, 06:18 AM
by their mentor

lmnop7854
12-20-2004, 06:19 AM
that called for

maxmangion
12-20-2004, 06:22 AM
one of the

lmnop7854
12-20-2004, 06:59 AM
mentor's eyeballs and

maxmangion
12-20-2004, 07:13 AM
the other for

lmnop7854
12-20-2004, 07:28 AM
the creamy icing.

maxmangion
12-20-2004, 11:10 PM
Eventually they had

BarryMK
12-21-2004, 06:24 AM
kicked the cat

maxmangion
12-21-2004, 06:33 AM
who has been

lmnop7854
12-21-2004, 06:56 AM
in heat lately

maxmangion
12-21-2004, 11:09 PM
when a bucket

razorking
12-21-2004, 11:20 PM
of chicken wings

maxmangion
12-21-2004, 11:25 PM
which she ate

razorking
12-21-2004, 11:32 PM
made her ill

maxmangion
12-21-2004, 11:33 PM
and the poor

lmnop7854
12-22-2004, 07:00 AM
cat puked everywhere

razorking
12-22-2004, 01:27 PM
except on my

maxmangion
12-22-2004, 11:22 PM
bag, which was

lmnop7854
12-23-2004, 05:08 AM
protected by a

Groundrush
12-23-2004, 05:14 AM
Men Only Magazine

BarryMK
12-23-2004, 07:02 AM
with pictures of

EmmaJane
12-23-2004, 07:17 AM
Men Only because

lmnop7854
12-23-2004, 07:27 AM
women like that

BarryMK
12-23-2004, 07:45 AM
have no taste

EmmaJane
12-23-2004, 07:51 AM
buds so they

lmnop7854
12-23-2004, 07:54 AM
have to feel

EmmaJane
12-23-2004, 08:04 AM
bad about chocolate

razorking
12-23-2004, 08:28 AM
and huge thighs.

msp
12-23-2004, 08:47 AM
made of Chicken

EmmaJane
12-23-2004, 08:50 AM
feathers and tar

maxmangion
12-23-2004, 11:23 AM
which are made

Qamar
12-27-2004, 12:07 AM
of those interesting

maxmangion
12-27-2004, 12:09 AM
books related to

Groundrush
12-28-2004, 11:35 AM
Sir Cliff Richard

razorking
12-28-2004, 12:56 PM
who was my

maxmangion
12-28-2004, 11:37 PM
favourite singer of

EmmaJane
12-29-2004, 02:23 AM
The last millennium

ColinEssex
12-29-2004, 02:30 AM
because he is

EmmaJane
12-29-2004, 02:39 AM
very very very

ColinEssex
12-29-2004, 02:44 AM
big in the

EmmaJane
12-29-2004, 02:53 AM
Philippines. Where he

ColinEssex
12-29-2004, 02:59 AM
noticed he had

EmmaJane
12-29-2004, 03:02 AM
left his teeth

maxmangion
12-29-2004, 03:03 AM
after performing a

ColinEssex
12-29-2004, 03:10 AM
routine with a

maxmangion
12-29-2004, 03:21 AM
famous singer from

ColinEssex
12-29-2004, 03:26 AM
a night club

maxmangion
12-29-2004, 03:31 AM
where ColinEssex used :D

ColinEssex
12-29-2004, 03:38 AM
six different types