of musical instruments

but the Phillipino

of soft cheese

was no good

at anything and

so they decided

to call it

a day but *****

George Bush said

"not our problem"

which it wasn't

in the programme

and that was

Anybody going to help today or just messing about!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

all about the

Anybody going to help today or just messing about!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Messing about ???? bl**dy cheek, I'll have you know we are compiling a masterpiece here.

Messing about ???? bl**dy cheek, I'll have you know we are compiling a masterpiece here.
as well as making important sociopolitical statements :D

where were we

as well as making important sociopolitical statements :D

For some yes but for others stringing three words together is an achievement :D

where were we
in the loo?

where were we

said the actress

For some yes but for others stringing three words together is an achievement :D
thats thirteen Emma :rolleyes:

thats thirteen Emma :rolleyes:

I didn't say I could count :(

said the actress
to the Bishop

not a finga!

she then said

that she was

not feeling herself

so she decided

to visit the

the access-programmers forum

to help her

with a DAO

then a virus

which she caught

severely infected her

Brain, but she

found salvation in

a bottle of whisky she got from

Sir Cliff Richard

A member of AA

it looked a bit hairy though, but she still

got p*ssed as

a monkey, but all of sudden

she fancied bananas

but only the

the lonely could

make ice cream

on waiting for the ice cream a funny thing happened

at the side

of the road

next to the

misguided French vampire

who instantly started

sucking blood from

a stone because

his tooth broke

while eating tofu

The Denstist was away for three months

The Denstist was away for three months

I think you may need to have another look at the rules :p :D

I thought it would be amusing to create a story using only three words at a time :rolleyes: (I'm not bored, honest!)

in the north

where it's (bloody) cold

where it's (bloody) cold

Now Rich can't count either EmmaJane. Honestly these old folk... ;)

Story continues:

west corner of

The old Docks.

Now Rich can't count either EmmaJane. Honestly these old folk... ;)

Story continues:

west corner of


Bloody's in brackets and therefore doesn't count :p
Kids :rolleyes: :D

Bloody's in brackets and therefore doesn't count :p
Kids :rolleyes: :D

I thought the rules started that only words being with S placed in brackets didn't count and for words starting with B they needed to be italic :confused:

I thought the rules started that only words being with S placed in brackets didn't count and for words starting with B they needed to be italic :confused:

I think you need the Mornington Crescent thread..... ;)

Our story continues:

continuously continuing continually

all over the

continuum, continually continuing

the most interesting

of stories. Meanwhile

this thread is

getting a lot

of boring input

from the three

or maybe four

of the most

foul smelling cheeses

which according to

Wallace & Grommet

they are four

types of Wensleydale.

Eventually, they differ

on the topic

since some of

Europe’s cheapest Brothels

were found at

the top of

britney spears legs, :eek:

where you can

get very lost

or quickly married

for short periods

when they realised

the no entry

was very sexy

and they wanted

to slip into

something more comfortable

like a coffin.

The following morning

as the cockerel

dropped down dead,

he stroked hard

along its lifeless

corpse hoping that

Dracula would appear

ticklestick in hand

and wipe off

George Bush's smirk

once and for

good. He ended

up teaching at

Baghdad High School

for Christians only

fried or boiled

made no difference

except under extreme

temperature and pressure

which leads to

maximum pleasure throughout.

However, in the

good old days

when times were

moving along the

Newspaper racks at

the corner of

Hollywood and Vine

where the most

rainfall ever recorded

. In fact it

rained so much

that Noah couldn't

take care of

the termites so

he decided that

they'd be freed

from one of

The Termite crates.

in the pub

where Mr George

and his 200

of the best

Guinness drinkers anywhere

which drank over

there & sometimes

they went to

the ballet togeather

where they had

pink tu-tu's made

which according to

the mongolian scientist

most of them

loved to wear

them upside down

while dancing to

"It's raining men."

by geri halliwell

Yes seriously.....Geri

the ex spice

girl who sucks

all over the

world, where one

of the most

amazing Pizza's are

those with the

corroded mushrooms and

the others with

fried monkey brains

gave an aroma

therapy to those

who knew no

more than those

before them.
Once

they took hold

of them, they

realised that it

was a hopeless

case, in order

to take advantage... ;)

so that we

can play the

Trombone like Wilfred

. But then

an armed aardvark

invaded termites camp

when suddenly the

giant amoeba's ran

a lottery syndicate

where it was

legal to bet

naked but only

if you looked

good naked. However,

it would be

dangerous in the

long run, because

of the cold

during the peak

climbing experdition, which

lasted a few

hundread thousand years.

Eventually, it has

become almost impossible

to fry eggs

without upsetting the

crowd in front

of the slimey

shell of a

dead Snail that

attacked Prince Charles

"What the F***"

said the cleaner

hiding in the

kitchen, behind the

dead body of

the other snail.

In the meantime,

Queen Elizabeth gasped

for breath as

one of her

alive snails snorted

so loud that

it's shell exploded

revealing an alian

over the top

of the splattered

thread of fear.

Suddenly there was

Sir Fenton Funnypants

that chap from

the Underwear commercial

for Toulouse Boxers.

The commercial has

pot-bellied Funnypants embracing

one of those

David Hasselhoff dolls

featured in Baywatch

the uncut version

where David said,

"Et tu, Funnypants?"

to which the

reply was "I

want my mummy!"

Please give me

back my marbles

or else I -----

, in my madness,

will strip naked