and go for

a chocolate sundee.

weather permiting that

the most exciting

and enticing Camilla

the one who

looks like Godzilla

who sang in

The Three Degrees

centigrade, which is

regarded as cold

compared to the

fahrenheit measurement method

used by the

third world countries

with a President

of questionable integrity

and a little

too much Chivas

Regal.
Thursday evening

just after Eastenders

was banned, the

celebrations continued until

bill gates realised

He Preferred Unix

to Y fronts

or a thong

but was comando

because of hygienic

and a lemon

flavoured surgical truss

designed by Camilia

Parker Bowles' horse

that clearly resembled

a yellow billed

tony blair lookalike

according to the

pope, who has

been recovered from

the cheeky girls

after spending a

tortured night listening

the music of

Britney Spear's mother

which sounds like

her dad on

one of the

first boats using

a giant's fart

to shiver his

enemies out from

the bed covers

of Madonna. However,

the most recent

laundry day wash

revealed a unique

method on how

to wash the

clothes in a

large toilet bowl

with fish oil

from a goldfish.

called George Bush

who sought out

to be one ......

with his master

and follow the

the light at

the end of ...

maxmangion's last post.

Meanwhile, back in

the Gaza Strip

Club, Camilla started

to tease her

butler by slowly

putting down her

horsewhip and tearing

Only Tuxido

to which it

thundered with a

good old fashioned

smelly piece of

those unused ugly

wood found on

the top shelf

next to the ......

old ceramic plate

dated 8th April..... :D

1920, so celebrating

1st mass produced

in honour of

Charles & Camila

Who are about

to eat some

dodgy jelly beans

Meat To Remember

absolute remarkably tasteful

love story of

purple popcycles and

the ladies from

one of the

most beautiful cities

in all Antarctica

next to the

large oil spill

over the two

islands next to

Camilla's Winter Palace

which costs around

12,000,000% Blaggers, a

month in order

to account for

the loss of

one too many

relationship, which due

to referential integrity

it enforced most

of Einstein's Theory

of relativity but

without taking account

that E = mc2 actually

was incorrect but

it had been

programmed as correct

after the bug

ate all the

bits and pieces

known as Ebola

which come from

the armpit hairs

which are found

growing on chelsea's

dissapointment, due to

the russian mafia

did not manage

to-buy another cup

which should go

to liverpool because

i don't agree

with milan winning.

However, Milan will

be the favourites

due to their

past performance. Eggs

are the most

controversial discussion topic

apart from politics

because they are

politically incorrect when

shellshocked from birth

like an aardvark

which according to

Blair and Putin

looks like an

inebriated clone of

bill gates with


(Note: Wow, this topic is still going, it was going back when i left my job last year...)

terrible bad breath

(Hi ReAn...good to see you back..... :) )

coming from his

garlic filled Windows

which he takes

copiously. Suddenly, Beverly

and develops his

his interesting piece

of mind control

over the body

of unsurpecting users.

Eventually, in the

middle of mexico

there is a

bill gates lookalike

but he does

have brain's so,

he did not

make software, but

he used to

roll in mud

until he ends

the marriage of

charles and camilla

who liked to

keep private their

affairs of state

although the paparazzi

All of sudden

they realised that

they were unclothed

in the middle

of the night

while one of

picking his nose

into other people's

vivid imaginations, but

according to the

law of Putin

"Those who eat

shall also masticate

the whole thing

the whole time

for all the

wrong reasons." Therefore

they had to

buy a sandwich

so that they

could survive the

long and hard

night in parlament.

However, due to

an illness, Charles

realised that it

was significantly disgusting

to wear womens

underwear in front

of his Mother

who was surprised

too see dad

in his Tuxado

which made him

appear quite pompous

although his face

Showed otherwise.
The

funny thing was

Camilla was also

wearing a Tuxedo

that was scarlett

and made her

look to skinny

in front of

new lesbian friend

Madonna aka Britainy

the two pop

out of bed

with all their

clothes rustled to

sounds of music

coming from the

under the blanket

where the most

of the time

which they spent

cuddeled togeather hiding

under the blanket

which belonged to

Paris Hilton's dog

the one of

two lost then

following the latter

barked at Charles

who felt so

lonely and deprived

from those passionate