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fuzzygeek
06-02-2005, 07:32 AM
wedgies giving him

maxmangion
06-02-2005, 11:21 PM
all the necessary

fuzzygeek
06-03-2005, 07:13 AM
power to pontificate

maxmangion
06-03-2005, 07:14 AM
the most unusual

fuzzygeek
06-03-2005, 08:47 AM
British humour snippets

maxmangion
06-05-2005, 11:13 PM
the once which

Groundrush
06-06-2005, 07:50 AM
according to the

fuzzygeek
06-06-2005, 08:11 AM
Law of Putin

Groundrush
06-07-2005, 02:29 AM
one foot in

skea
06-07-2005, 03:08 AM
In The Future

maxmangion
06-07-2005, 11:14 PM
should be in

fuzzygeek
06-08-2005, 07:12 AM
a misguided direction

DavidRS
06-08-2005, 12:22 PM
over the hill

fuzzygeek
06-08-2005, 12:27 PM
as is Camilla

maxmangion
06-08-2005, 11:45 PM
waiting by the

Joe8915
06-09-2005, 06:59 AM
dirty toilet bowl

fuzzygeek
06-09-2005, 07:13 AM
wearing her new

Joe8915
06-09-2005, 10:20 AM
see thru thong

fuzzygeek
06-09-2005, 02:28 PM
she bought from

maxmangion
06-09-2005, 11:44 PM
the expensive store

Qamar
06-13-2005, 11:50 PM
right in front

maxmangion
06-14-2005, 12:30 AM
of the most

Qamar
06-14-2005, 04:33 AM
luxurious place in

Joe8915
06-14-2005, 05:09 AM
in northern Iraq

maxmangion
06-14-2005, 05:11 AM
where all of

fuzzygeek
06-14-2005, 10:30 AM
Oday's friends gather

Joe8915
06-14-2005, 10:52 AM
in there crackhouse

fuzzygeek
06-14-2005, 10:54 AM
telling wisecracks about

maxmangion
06-14-2005, 11:23 PM
the most interesting

fuzzygeek
06-15-2005, 07:18 AM
EU constitution adventures

maxmangion
06-15-2005, 07:33 AM
considering the latest

fuzzygeek
06-15-2005, 07:35 AM
voter sensitivity issues

maxmangion
06-15-2005, 11:05 PM
coming from the

fuzzygeek
06-16-2005, 06:58 AM
Ministry of Issues

maxmangion
06-16-2005, 12:08 PM
regarding the latest

fuzzygeek
06-17-2005, 02:34 PM
eggroll recipe submitted

maxmangion
06-19-2005, 11:07 PM
by her majesty

fuzzygeek
06-20-2005, 07:05 AM
the Queen of

maxmangion
06-21-2005, 03:25 AM
nowhere, according to

fuzzygeek
06-21-2005, 06:47 AM
Putin's Law which

maxmangion
06-22-2005, 12:06 AM
states that according

Groundrush
06-22-2005, 04:13 AM
to his Gran

fuzzygeek
06-22-2005, 06:39 AM
all protons are

Exodus
06-22-2005, 07:42 AM
about to implode

fuzzygeek
06-22-2005, 07:52 AM
she is positive

Exodus
06-22-2005, 08:16 AM
that all are

fuzzygeek
06-22-2005, 12:54 PM
Paris Hilton clones

Exodus
06-22-2005, 02:06 PM
with fake teeth

Ron_dK
06-22-2005, 11:02 PM
needed for upcoming

maxmangion
06-22-2005, 11:17 PM
event to be

fuzzygeek
06-23-2005, 09:15 AM
broadcast on BBC's

Exodus
06-23-2005, 09:17 AM
Life Styles Of

maxmangion
06-24-2005, 12:31 AM
the world's most

fuzzygeek
06-27-2005, 01:03 PM
unique and beautiful

Groundrush
06-27-2005, 03:24 PM
rich & famous

maxmangion
06-27-2005, 11:12 PM
couple coming from

Groundrush
06-28-2005, 12:29 AM
out of nowhere

maxmangion
06-28-2005, 01:13 AM
according to the

dgoulston
07-05-2005, 01:55 AM
pink elephant foundation

maxmangion
07-05-2005, 02:20 AM
which takes care

dgoulston
07-05-2005, 02:22 AM
of maxmangion's elephants

maxmangion
07-05-2005, 02:25 AM
the one's which

dgoulston
07-05-2005, 02:28 AM
no-one else see's

maxmangion
07-05-2005, 02:32 AM
except my own

dgoulston
07-05-2005, 02:34 AM
imaginary friends, who

maxmangion
07-05-2005, 03:30 AM
according to the

dgoulston
07-05-2005, 06:07 AM
demons. are dead.

fuzzygeek
07-05-2005, 07:23 AM
Meanwhile, in Australia

maxmangion
07-05-2005, 11:28 PM
the most important

fuzzygeek
07-06-2005, 10:52 AM
event of Camilla's

maxmangion
07-06-2005, 11:15 PM
were held at

fuzzygeek
07-07-2005, 07:15 AM
Sydney's greatest theater(re)

maxmangion
07-07-2005, 11:16 PM
the one with

dgoulston
07-08-2005, 07:03 AM
upsidedown people from

fuzzygeek
07-08-2005, 07:08 AM
Perth, but they

dgoulston
07-08-2005, 07:13 AM
arn't as backwards

maxmangion
07-10-2005, 11:19 PM
as the ones

dgoulston
07-11-2005, 02:31 AM
who know maxmangion. :rolleyes:

maxmangion
07-11-2005, 02:39 AM
the one which

dgoulston
07-11-2005, 02:59 AM
lost his mind

maxmangion
07-11-2005, 03:25 AM
in the last

dgoulston
07-11-2005, 07:47 AM
year. Weeks Later,

maxmangion
07-11-2005, 11:34 PM
dgoulston decided to

dgoulston
07-13-2005, 01:26 AM
return home to

maxmangion
07-13-2005, 01:55 AM
spend the night

dgoulston
07-13-2005, 02:40 AM
building a big

maxmangion
07-13-2005, 03:05 AM
database to record

dgoulston
07-13-2005, 03:07 AM
maxmangion's name. After

maxmangion
07-13-2005, 03:44 AM
several coding, he

dgoulston
07-13-2005, 03:47 AM
realised its unimportance.

maxmangion
07-13-2005, 03:47 AM
He realised that

dgoulston
07-13-2005, 03:52 AM
traveling to saturn,

maxmangion
07-13-2005, 04:03 AM
would have been

dgoulston
07-13-2005, 05:58 AM
fun, but spaceship's

Exodus
07-13-2005, 10:21 AM
don't get very

fuzzygeek
07-13-2005, 11:20 AM
far without fuel

Exodus
07-13-2005, 12:44 PM
so he took

maxmangion
07-13-2005, 11:17 PM
his personal spaceship

dgoulston
07-14-2005, 03:18 AM
powered by microsoft

maxmangion
07-14-2005, 03:31 AM
so bugs are

dgoulston
07-14-2005, 03:32 AM
causing a delay

maxmangion
07-14-2005, 03:33 AM
and testing have

dgoulston
07-14-2005, 03:46 AM
found crashes happening

maxmangion
07-14-2005, 03:54 AM
every now and

dgoulston
07-14-2005, 05:20 AM
then. Updates are

fuzzygeek
07-14-2005, 07:13 AM
plentiful but lagging

dgoulston
07-14-2005, 07:15 AM
in usefullness. so

maxmangion
07-14-2005, 11:24 PM
they decided to

dgoulston
07-15-2005, 01:16 AM
tie bill gates

maxmangion
07-15-2005, 01:17 AM
and dgoulston for

dgoulston
07-15-2005, 01:19 AM
celebratory drinks and

maxmangion
07-15-2005, 01:20 AM
getting drunk during

dgoulston
07-15-2005, 01:32 AM
maxmangion's torture, performed

maxmangion
07-15-2005, 01:47 AM
in front of

dgoulston
07-15-2005, 02:01 AM
a mirror, after

maxmangion
07-15-2005, 02:27 AM
being observed by

dgoulston
07-15-2005, 02:31 AM
himself, he realised

fuzzygeek
07-15-2005, 08:44 AM
that he couldn't

dgoulston
07-15-2005, 10:14 AM
escape without help

maxmangion
07-18-2005, 12:17 AM
so he had .............

Groundrush
07-21-2005, 02:59 PM
to call mum

fuzzygeek
07-21-2005, 03:33 PM
who told him

bizzy
07-21-2005, 06:05 PM
Why call me?

fuzzygeek
07-22-2005, 10:27 AM
You're me Mum!

maxmangion
07-24-2005, 11:22 PM
She suddenly said

fuzzygeek
07-25-2005, 07:22 AM
your home now

dgoulston
07-25-2005, 08:29 AM
she said, suddenly

fuzzygeek
07-25-2005, 08:35 AM
is downtown Mecca

dgoulston
07-25-2005, 08:44 AM
a wise man

fuzzygeek
07-25-2005, 08:47 AM
avoids geese droppings

dgoulston
07-25-2005, 08:49 AM
while dancing to

fuzzygeek
07-25-2005, 08:51 AM
Simply Irresistable. Meanwhile,

dgoulston
07-25-2005, 08:52 AM
in outerspace, aliens

maxmangion
07-25-2005, 11:37 PM
decided to make

dgoulston
07-26-2005, 12:54 AM
a massive pie

fuzzygeek
07-27-2005, 09:06 AM
of opossum entrails

Groundrush
07-27-2005, 01:25 PM
in spicy sauce.

fuzzygeek
07-27-2005, 01:35 PM
Ummm, but Mum

maxmangion
07-28-2005, 11:17 PM
wanted that her

fuzzygeek
07-29-2005, 06:53 AM
egg roll recipe

Groundrush
07-29-2005, 08:01 AM
from a 1938

fuzzygeek
07-29-2005, 08:09 AM
party in Kabul

dan-cat
07-29-2005, 10:07 AM
where people danced

fuzzygeek
07-29-2005, 10:11 AM
, sought out spittoons

dan-cat
07-29-2005, 10:14 AM
for which they

Rich
07-29-2005, 12:03 PM
got shot at

fuzzygeek
07-29-2005, 12:33 PM
with spittooning spitballs

Rich
07-29-2005, 12:36 PM
containing slimey snot

fuzzygeek
07-29-2005, 12:41 PM
from Camilla's nose

Groundrush
07-29-2005, 12:49 PM
that was so

Rich
07-29-2005, 12:50 PM
green and putrid

dan-cat
07-29-2005, 01:24 PM
it defied all

teiben
07-29-2005, 01:26 PM
I am bored.

pono1
07-29-2005, 01:50 PM
laws of physics (ignoring the non-sequitor)

fuzzygeek
07-29-2005, 02:48 PM
and Stalin's Laws

DataMiner
07-29-2005, 04:00 PM
When he got

maxmangion
07-31-2005, 11:04 PM
decide to give

Groundrush
08-01-2005, 03:52 AM
it back to

fuzzygeek
08-01-2005, 10:04 AM
his Mum, sadly

Groundrush
08-01-2005, 03:39 PM
She had died.... :eek:

fuzzygeek
08-01-2005, 03:44 PM
Now she's Mummy! ;)

maxmangion
08-01-2005, 11:04 PM
of a galore

dgoulston
08-02-2005, 07:02 AM
-ified musuem for

fuzzygeek
08-02-2005, 08:50 AM
exquisite Mummy clothing

maxmangion
08-02-2005, 11:13 PM
coming from the

Ron_dK
08-03-2005, 12:40 AM
3rd moon of Jupiter

dgoulston
08-03-2005, 01:09 AM
where the blue

maxmangion
08-03-2005, 03:03 AM
people were found

dgoulston
08-03-2005, 03:13 AM
to be eating

fuzzygeek
08-03-2005, 06:26 AM
Purple People Eaters

Groundrush
08-03-2005, 11:47 AM
served with yellow

fuzzygeek
08-03-2005, 12:07 PM
insects au gratin

maxmangion
08-04-2005, 12:32 AM
and for the

dgoulston
08-04-2005, 01:48 AM
desert; spainish brains

Golfer
08-04-2005, 02:16 AM
with tomato ketchup

dgoulston
08-04-2005, 03:16 AM
and chocolate sprinkles.

fuzzygeek
08-04-2005, 06:44 AM
shaken not stirred :D

dgoulston
08-04-2005, 06:45 AM
was written on

fuzzygeek
08-04-2005, 07:18 AM
Antarctican marble tablets

dgoulston
08-04-2005, 07:21 AM
with a piece

fuzzygeek
08-04-2005, 07:24 AM
of Arctic palm

Groundrush
08-04-2005, 02:15 PM
soaked then dried

fuzzygeek
08-04-2005, 02:50 PM
, sprinkled with garlic

maxmangion
08-04-2005, 11:33 PM
all over the

Rich
08-04-2005, 11:45 PM
pizza, making it

maxmangion
08-05-2005, 12:06 AM
really delicious all

fuzzygeek
08-05-2005, 06:29 AM
enjoyed the taste!

maxmangion
08-05-2005, 08:03 AM
However, after the

dgoulston
08-05-2005, 08:07 AM
But afterwards illness

maxmangion
08-05-2005, 09:34 AM
made the things

fuzzygeek
08-05-2005, 09:40 AM
perversive sickos all

maxmangion
08-06-2005, 11:47 AM
over the other

dgoulston
08-08-2005, 03:47 AM
side of mars.

fuzzygeek
08-08-2005, 06:52 AM
Meanwhile Camilla said,

dgoulston
08-08-2005, 07:06 AM
"help" and died.

maxmangion
08-08-2005, 07:54 AM
The funeral was

dgoulston
08-08-2005, 08:05 AM
boring and pointless,

Groundrush
08-08-2005, 08:41 AM
with good food

dgoulston
08-08-2005, 08:52 AM
but small servings.

fuzzygeek
08-08-2005, 09:06 AM
Charles turned to

Groundrush
08-09-2005, 04:32 AM
religion & McDonalds

fuzzygeek
08-09-2005, 01:21 PM
, Saint Big Mac

dgoulston
08-10-2005, 02:30 AM
and Sir KFC

Groundrush
08-10-2005, 02:58 AM
But unfortunately all

dgoulston
08-10-2005, 03:08 AM
fast food opperatives

fuzzygeek
08-10-2005, 06:45 AM
fell victim to

dgoulston
08-10-2005, 06:58 AM
eating real food,

Groundrush
08-10-2005, 09:19 AM
cat and all

fuzzygeek
08-10-2005, 03:08 PM
but not anchovies!

dgoulston
08-11-2005, 02:35 AM
this was followed

fuzzygeek
08-11-2005, 06:51 AM
by anchovy shakes

maxmangion
08-11-2005, 07:54 AM
and all the

KenHigg
08-11-2005, 07:56 AM
people threw up

dan-cat
08-11-2005, 08:06 AM
huge amounts of

KenHigg
08-11-2005, 08:12 AM
tarts and tea

dan-cat
08-11-2005, 08:17 AM
imported from the

KenHigg
08-11-2005, 08:22 AM
wonderful land of

dan-cat
08-11-2005, 08:47 AM
our ancestors where

fuzzygeek
08-11-2005, 08:53 AM
Twiggy lost weight

dan-cat
08-11-2005, 09:21 AM
and Catherine Zeta-Jones

fuzzygeek
08-11-2005, 03:07 PM
guided all to

Groundrush
08-12-2005, 12:40 AM
sing Waltzing Matilda

fuzzygeek
08-12-2005, 06:49 AM
when hopping mad

dgoulston
08-12-2005, 06:51 AM
termites ran the

fuzzygeek
08-12-2005, 06:52 AM
asylum corridors while

dgoulston
08-12-2005, 07:01 AM
transforming into squids.

fuzzygeek
08-12-2005, 07:07 AM
Their beaks clicked

dgoulston
08-12-2005, 08:16 AM
open and out

fuzzygeek
08-12-2005, 12:00 PM
"Shiver me timbers"

Groundrush
08-12-2005, 03:52 PM
cried the captain

maxmangion
08-14-2005, 03:17 PM
and he returned

Groundrush
08-15-2005, 12:40 AM
to his seat

maxmangion
08-15-2005, 12:55 AM
where he had

fuzzygeek
08-15-2005, 10:24 AM
cheese and crackers

NJudson
08-15-2005, 10:33 AM
smeared all over

fuzzygeek
08-15-2005, 12:21 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones' purse

maxmangion
08-15-2005, 02:28 PM
which was full

fuzzygeek
08-15-2005, 03:33 PM
of fish scales

dgoulston
08-16-2005, 05:21 AM
and frogs blood.

fuzzygeek
08-16-2005, 11:15 AM
Tony and George

Groundrush
08-16-2005, 11:21 AM
Henry Lee also

fuzzygeek
08-16-2005, 11:25 AM
plotted to overthrow

NJudson
08-16-2005, 11:42 AM
the sinister Juan

fuzzygeek
08-16-2005, 12:14 PM
Valdez of Columbia

maxmangion
08-17-2005, 11:12 PM
the one which

fuzzygeek
08-18-2005, 09:02 AM
smuggles coffee beans

maxmangion
08-18-2005, 10:27 AM
all over the

Golfer
08-19-2005, 07:16 AM
Moons of Jupiter !

fuzzygeek
08-19-2005, 10:21 AM
Juan was too

EmmaJane
08-19-2005, 10:44 AM
overweight to be