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Rusty
12-21-2005, 02:51 AM
Well sort of...


Good King Wenceslas

ColinEssex
12-21-2005, 03:03 AM
looked out on

Rusty
12-21-2005, 03:13 AM
the herd of

ColinEssex
12-21-2005, 03:14 AM
wil-der-beast

Brianwarnock
12-21-2005, 03:37 AM
then our Ken

Kraj
12-21-2005, 06:44 AM
said, "Hey King!"

selenau837
12-21-2005, 06:45 AM
"Psst, Come here"

Rusty
12-21-2005, 06:52 AM
"I've got something"

MrsGorilla
12-21-2005, 06:56 AM
for you to

Mile-O
12-21-2005, 06:58 AM
see. The End :D

selenau837
12-21-2005, 06:59 AM
For 'the King'

ColinEssex
12-21-2005, 07:16 AM
had a massive

selenau837
12-21-2005, 07:16 AM
piece of equipment.

ColinEssex
12-21-2005, 07:18 AM
that he used

selenau837
12-21-2005, 07:20 AM
for many things

ColinEssex
12-21-2005, 07:26 AM
especially on the

KenHigg
12-21-2005, 07:27 AM
see. The End :D
.
.
.

:D

Rich
12-21-2005, 11:27 AM
especially on the
peasants underneath him

selenau837
12-21-2005, 11:28 AM
covered with nuts :eek:

Matt Greatorex
12-21-2005, 11:55 AM
aggressive squirrels provided

selenau837
12-21-2005, 12:17 PM
durning the onslaught

Rich
12-21-2005, 01:18 PM
of Christmas festivities

selenau837
12-21-2005, 02:42 PM
after drinking egg-nog

Rich
12-21-2005, 03:20 PM
and methylated spirit

selenau837
12-21-2005, 03:27 PM
from the largest

skea
12-21-2005, 09:01 PM
Pots from Mecca

Rusty
12-22-2005, 02:06 AM
imported by Ikea

selenau837
12-22-2005, 08:02 AM
,through the secret

Matt Greatorex
12-22-2005, 10:27 AM
Pots/Oil deal

selenau837
12-22-2005, 10:53 AM
organized by Rich

Matt Greatorex
12-22-2005, 11:02 AM
for personal profit.

selenau837
12-22-2005, 11:03 AM
Col also assisted

Matt Greatorex
12-22-2005, 11:09 AM
enthusiastically, if incompetently

selenau837
12-22-2005, 11:10 AM
,with the egg-nog.

fuzzygeek
12-22-2005, 05:20 PM
telling bad yolks

selenau837
12-22-2005, 07:30 PM
while sitting on

KenHigg
12-23-2005, 02:03 AM
his merry Christmas.

Matt Greatorex
12-23-2005, 05:30 AM
Meanwhile, in Bethlehem,

Rich
12-23-2005, 05:34 AM
Donald Duck appeared

Rusty
12-23-2005, 06:20 AM
from nowhere and

Rich
12-23-2005, 06:27 AM
sang a song

selenau837
12-23-2005, 06:42 AM
of Col's greatness

fuzzygeek
12-23-2005, 08:19 PM
and beauty of

selenau837
12-24-2005, 06:22 AM
Santa's loverly wife.

pono1
12-24-2005, 06:59 AM
Hopelessly addicted to

selenau837
12-24-2005, 07:28 AM
the spiked egg-nog

fuzzygeek
12-24-2005, 10:43 PM
made by elves

selenau837
12-25-2005, 09:05 AM
with fuzzygeek's receipe

fuzzygeek
12-26-2005, 07:09 PM
leaving them intoxicated

selenau837
12-27-2005, 04:52 AM
and very giddy

Ron_dK
12-27-2005, 05:01 AM
dubbelgeslagen slagroom cake

fuzzygeek
12-27-2005, 08:31 PM
that left smiles

selenau837
12-28-2005, 05:36 AM
on all women

fuzzygeek
12-28-2005, 10:55 AM
especially the day

selenau837
12-28-2005, 10:57 AM
when fuzzygeek arrived.

fuzzygeek
12-29-2005, 08:06 PM
Dressed in Bubblelights,

selenau837
12-30-2005, 03:27 AM
head to toe

fuzzygeek
12-31-2005, 12:35 AM
bubbling with joy

Rich
12-31-2005, 04:57 AM
holding a toy

selenau837
12-31-2005, 06:23 AM
for all the

Rich
12-31-2005, 08:32 AM
boys and girls

selenau837
12-31-2005, 09:44 AM
on this New

Rich
12-31-2005, 11:25 AM
turn of events

selenau837
12-31-2005, 04:57 PM
which are very

fuzzygeek
01-01-2006, 08:05 PM
sweet and alluring

Matt Greatorex
01-04-2006, 11:21 AM
yet conceal dark

fuzzygeek
01-04-2006, 11:23 AM
circles under eyes

Matt Greatorex
01-04-2006, 11:25 AM
caused by strenuous

fuzzygeek
01-04-2006, 11:27 AM
elf monkey business

selenau837
01-04-2006, 11:31 AM
and deer frolicking

fuzzygeek
01-04-2006, 11:34 AM
in the snow

Matt Greatorex
01-04-2006, 11:36 AM
-covered hills of

selenau837
01-04-2006, 11:36 AM
leaving hoof prints

Matt Greatorex
01-04-2006, 11:42 AM
(in Greaterhoofprints, Austria)

fuzzygeek
01-04-2006, 12:13 PM
where Santa shops

Matt Greatorex
01-04-2006, 12:17 PM
and boutiques abound

fuzzygeek
01-04-2006, 12:56 PM
and Santa sips

Matt Greatorex
01-05-2006, 10:07 AM
some spicy schnapps

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 09:25 AM
while observing the

selenau837
01-11-2006, 09:31 AM
the mating dance

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 09:46 AM
of Bavarian Spiderwomen

selenau837
01-11-2006, 09:49 AM
, never before seen

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 09:50 AM
in polite company

selenau837
01-11-2006, 09:55 AM
. Leaping and dancing,

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 10:18 AM
with wild frivolity

Matt Greatorex
01-11-2006, 10:24 AM
as though they

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 10:27 AM
drank spicy schnapps

selenau837
01-11-2006, 10:30 AM
and jumping beans

Matt Greatorex
01-11-2006, 10:31 AM
(which they hadn't)

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 10:31 AM
; Santa laughed heartily

selenau837
01-11-2006, 10:36 AM
as the wenches

Matt Greatorex
01-11-2006, 10:39 AM
studiously wrapped gifts

selenau837
01-11-2006, 10:48 AM
for the Forum's

Matt Greatorex
01-11-2006, 10:50 AM
good girls/boys

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 11:52 AM
naturally excluding Rich

selenau837
01-11-2006, 12:28 PM
unless Rich is

fuzzygeek
01-11-2006, 12:29 PM
posting a picture

Rich
01-11-2006, 01:33 PM
of Santa Claus

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 08:47 AM
in a compromising

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 08:51 AM
photo with Merkel

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 08:55 AM
. If so, then

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 09:21 AM
German-North Pole relations

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 09:22 AM
(Uncle Heinz-Penguin)

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 09:25 AM
and arctic snapps

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 09:39 AM
will be indefinitely

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 09:42 AM
available to Moroccans

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 09:45 AM
, current embargoes notwithstanding.

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 09:47 AM
Santa delighted Selena

Rich
01-13-2006, 10:08 AM
after getting undressed

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 10:10 AM
mooning the President

Rich
01-13-2006, 10:14 AM
rolling a cigar

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 10:17 AM
and singing "Puff...

Rich
01-13-2006, 10:22 AM
on this here"

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 10:26 AM
"magic dragon George"

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 10:34 AM
. Selena wasn't online

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 11:27 AM
, but sang nonetheless

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 11:31 AM
, songs of joy

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 11:39 AM
and soft rock

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 11:41 AM
whilst playing lyres

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 11:50 AM
with some liars

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 11:50 AM
near the fires

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 11:56 AM
of false retribution

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 11:56 AM
and hypocritical accusation

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 12:05 PM
rescued by Selena's

Matt Greatorex
01-13-2006, 12:06 PM
trained dalmation puppies

fuzzygeek
01-13-2006, 01:18 PM
though not housebroken

Matt Greatorex
01-16-2006, 08:45 AM
, Selena almost was

Rich
01-16-2006, 10:51 AM
but slipped up

Matt Greatorex
01-16-2006, 12:09 PM
to her embarrassment.

fuzzygeek
01-16-2006, 06:50 PM
on the forum

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:12 AM
were many quotations

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:14 AM
are quoted incorrectly

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:15 AM
except the Phantom's

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:17 AM
hand written letters

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:18 AM
treasured as golden

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:19 AM
and buried deeply

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:19 AM
in her heart

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:20 AM
of all hearts

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:21 AM
as she sighed

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:23 AM
deeply and loudly

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:24 AM
like a foghorn

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:26 AM
which was heard

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:27 AM
by the dead

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:29 AM
in the UK.

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:31 AM
Her name was

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:31 AM
spoken reverently by

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:36 AM
Rich, Col and

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:38 AM
a Brazilian Macaw

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:39 AM
whom fell in

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:41 AM
with the wrong

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:42 AM
group which corrupted

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:43 AM
gothic approach to

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:45 AM
life aided in

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:47 AM
the Black Widow's

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:48 AM
husband-eating activities

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:48 AM
accent to Dommedom

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:50 AM
was unimpeded by

selenau837
01-18-2006, 09:51 AM
others conformity with

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:52 AM
any unnatural impediments

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:54 AM
or foul condiments

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 09:56 AM
or minty spearmints

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 09:57 AM
or hasty testaments

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 10:00 AM
or lofty eleph-ents

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:09 AM
or rundown tenements

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 10:11 AM
or periodic elements

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:16 AM
or two cents

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:16 AM
or chromatic elements

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:20 AM
or lasting abatements

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:21 AM
or everlasting gobstoppers

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 10:21 AM
or democratic parliaments

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:23 AM
or governments misrepresentations

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:23 AM
or demeaning abasements

Matt Greatorex
01-18-2006, 10:23 AM
or electrical filaments

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:24 AM
or twisted-pair cables

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:27 AM
or twisted-hair writers

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:28 AM
or wild-hair women

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:30 AM
singing siren's melodies

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:31 AM
that entice men

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:36 AM
into sacrificing their

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:38 AM
life for MS.Access

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:40 AM
and the vba

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:41 AM
editor which MicroSoft

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:43 AM
craftly seduce users

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:45 AM
into purchasing many

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:47 AM
unwanted SW packages

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:49 AM
and uploading many

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:53 AM
Euros for mangled

selenau837
01-18-2006, 10:55 AM
files that required

fuzzygeek
01-18-2006, 10:57 AM
endless security updates