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Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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No don't...We only have good jokes here
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Too right!! Cheer up everybody.
My wife liked that last joke more than the wooden leg that I gave her for Christmas. It wasn't her main present.....It was just a stocking filler
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From my days as a musician on Bourbon Street in New Orleans:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer.
Why did the farmer cross the road? He was turned on by feathers.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? He was trying to eliminate the last witness to the fact that he's been boffing chickens. (How else would you explain how those eggs come out multi-colored?)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer.
Why did the farmer cross the road? He was turned on by feathers.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? He was trying to eliminate the last witness to the fact that he's been boffing chickens. (How else would you explain how those eggs come out multi-colored?)
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I just noticed the REAL moment of humor: The "Similar Threads" list includes something about actual Access problems. I wonder if it related my post about the farmer to the problem about Compacting & Repairing a BackEnd... makes you wonder what ELSE a C&R can do.
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