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Isaac

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I've also wished for a double or triple-like (it could be paid for with 1 or .5 of my own Likes, thus it wouldn't be overused and become meaningless, that would be a slick system) .... as well as more of a "Questioning" like. Many is the time I've wanted to "sort of question" a post, but felt that the red down-arrow was far too severe.
Or some form of mild disagreement vs. that harsh looking red bad thing
 

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I don't want to leave him anything. He's got so much money already, all I would do by leaving him something is to slightly affect his year-end taxes.
 

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My grandson who is 12 is coming up to his birthday. I'll ask him the old chestnut about what did Cinderella turn into after 12 and expect the answer of pumpkin. And I'll say no, a teenager.
 

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From what I can see, they've lost their marbles.
 

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Yes, whole-kernel corn (and on-the-cob) are really great when you wish to assure digestive regularity. My liver loves it!
 

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How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

10 to say it's a cross post and give the cross post address

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....
 

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