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Forum: The Watercooler 10-23-2019, 02:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 283
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Standing in line to reach a new low...

Oh, don't be so predictable- that's why I added it as an edit - to see who would bite. I lost my bet, my money wasn't on you.

Forum: The Watercooler 10-07-2019, 01:30 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,186
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

Thanks Doc, I'm sorry you went through such a hard time, but for what it's worth, I think I can empathise.
My biggest hurdle to overcome, is guilt. Could I have been a better carer? I gave 24hrs a...
Forum: Politics & Current Events 08-28-2019, 02:32 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 517
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Queen Elizabeth to be evacuated as Brexit riots break out in London

The Queen is in Scotland on holiday as we speak.

I've just watched the news on TV, no mention of riots, armed police, martial law - anyway we haven't got thousands of troops. I'm afraid your...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-26-2018, 12:48 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 545
Posted By ColinEssex
Thank god stupid xmas is over

Perhaps now things can get back to normal.
A good start would be to lose those stupid charity adverts on the TV. Stray animals, homeless losers, donkeys mistreated, monkeys mistreated, starving in...
Forum: The Watercooler 04-21-2018, 05:05 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,474
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: What advice would you give your teenage self

For christ's sake don't get married.

You can end up being a full time carer, your only life will be ruined and totally destroyed and the only joyous light on the horizon is death.

Forum: Politics & Current Events 03-22-2018, 12:24 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,221
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Facebook Data Scandal - dystopia of Orwellian Surveilance State or Tech Evolution

Who cares?

Facebook is American rubbish, if you don't like it then delete it. It's obvious data is always used / sold for commercial purposes. That's life these days.

It's like serial killers...
Forum: The Watercooler 07-06-2017, 12:38 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,276
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Is Mr Trump crazy?

Bloody amateur.

Forum: The Watercooler 03-01-2017, 12:58 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,946
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: And the winner for best film is . . . .

I don't hold you in contempt, you are entitled to say what you feel.
I think the British look at things differently to Americans, what is normal in the UK can be totally a no go area in the USA....
Forum: The Watercooler 01-16-2017, 11:20 AM
Replies: 118
Views: 7,603
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Far fetched fantasy story

Had you read my posts correctly on that subject, your benign irrelevant comment here would be n/a.

Forum: The Watercooler 12-23-2016, 12:02 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 758
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Happy Christmas

Aha! Success.

I knew I could get you to "unblock" me. You despise me but you just can't help reading and commenting on my posts.

I chose the right subject to get to you - excellent.

Forum: Debates 05-08-2016, 12:57 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 16,251
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Should there be the death penalty?

Why? I fail to see your reasoning here.

Forum: The Watercooler 01-04-2016, 01:05 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 7,614
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Is it worth working?

Strange post, can you indicate where I have said those claims you have made against me please? For example, where did I say you are evil because you mentioned ethnicity? Please try to keep within the...
Forum: The Watercooler 01-11-2015, 11:32 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 10,774
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Je Suis Charlie

It's a shame Obama couldn't be arsed to come over to Paris and stand with the 40 other heads of state to show unity.

I doubt he could find time in between golf rounds, yet when he wants something...
Forum: The Watercooler 08-18-2014, 09:25 AM
Replies: 6,024
Views: 550,623
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Are you an atheist?

I did have a lovely leather bound bible, i bought it after i was sucked in after seeing Billy Graham in the late 60's, but I burnt it after I joined a local church and was horrified at the...
Forum: The Watercooler 06-21-2014, 10:44 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 6,442
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Is this hypocrisy?

"Seal level"

Brilliant - you yanks really crack me up.

Forum: The Watercooler 07-26-2013, 11:03 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,635
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: True or False

It's against Christianity to kill, but most "Christians" on these forums would do it without a second thought and probably enjoy it.

Forum: The Watercooler 05-22-2013, 10:50 AM
Replies: 6,024
Views: 550,623
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Are you an atheist?

I agree Bri, I remember discussing this back in about 2001 and on and off ever since.

Those who are for,will argue, as will those against, there is no outcome either way.

But just to help it...
Forum: Access World News 03-11-2013, 12:58 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 26,159
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Paid membership now live!

Why are the fees in US dollars on a British run site? How does that work with the UK vat payments? Is it a dodge to pay less vat?

I might have guessed who would be a diamond.:rolleyes: it just had...
Forum: The Watercooler 02-14-2013, 12:16 PM
Replies: 2,659
Views: 220,616
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Gun laws do they work

I wonder what happened to Dick. He went all funny when religion was mentioned and that was that.

Maybe he's gone off to practice gun shooting and work out how to align it with religious beliefs.
Forum: The Watercooler 01-19-2013, 08:44 AM
Replies: 2,659
Views: 220,616
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Gun laws do they work

So do you think all criminals should be shot? How about a 12 year old boy caught shoplifting chocolate? He may have a gun.
How about a 34 year old man caught shoplifting booze, he has a hand in his...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-04-2012, 01:38 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,006
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Anyone from Africa?

I didn't realise they pay for the food, my apologies.

Forum: Introduce Yourself 05-02-2012, 12:13 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 660
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Hello

Don't post introductions in the Watercooler. Use the "Introduce Yourself" part. :rolleyes:

Forum: The Watercooler 10-17-2011, 01:19 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,029
Posted By ColinEssex
Re: Happy birthday to Cindy aka MrsGorilla

I remember when you were just a slip of a lass all those years ago.

Continue the birthday into tomorrow and have a great day.

Forum: Modules & VBA 12-07-2004, 01:08 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 13,079
Posted By ColinEssex
The code is fine. You needn't run it from an...

The code is fine. You needn't run it from an Update query because its already updating within the code.

I ran it direct from the Function and its ok, I also ran it from a Command button and its...
Forum: Forms 02-19-2004, 06:23 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,054
Posted By ColinEssex
Just stating the obvious Emma - make sure the...

Just stating the obvious Emma - make sure the first form remains open (or minimised) so the 2nd form can refer to the ComboBox.

In the ComboBox, how many columns have you? presumably the first is...
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