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    Guy stuff...

    I'll take that as fair warning.
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    Guy stuff...

    Let us know when you're going to start. :p
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    Chart Labels bunching up

    If you have the room on your report, stretch out the chart. It works in Excel, but I'm not sure about Access.
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    Guy stuff...

    It has been quite sometime since the British could refer to anyone as a "colonial", with the exception of Gibralter. The Empire is gone Col. "Canada is unique in the world. It's the only country in history that got it's independence by by asking for it...nicely" Northrop Frye.
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    Illegal Independence of Kosovo

    Dogging it - N. American term - giving less than a full effort to a task. Dog does not carry a gun. He does carry a large economy sized can of pepper spray. Bail jumpers must be returned to custody ALIVE or the bond is forfeited. I believe the term "Dog" refers to his tenacity in tracking...
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    Guy stuff...

    I never made it to Europe until a few years ago,after the Euro was established. My wife, who is Austrian is a seasoned traveller. She loves to tell the stories of the old days when you would travel to several countries in Europe and have to change money at each stop. It seems the old Austrian...
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    Grumpy old moans

    That was a joke. I'm sure the roundabout was invented long before the traffic signal. I was driving in France last year and a number of the roundabouts just outside of towns had traffic signals. You would think one or the other would be enough.
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    Obama Thread

    I always thought "Match of the Day" was the longest running programme in the world. Followed closely by "Hockey Night in Canada" (or La Soiree de Hockey if you're a Habs fan).
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    Obama Thread

    I thought Hillary still had 2 years to go as a Senator. She doesn't have to polish up the resume for a while yet.
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    Grumpy old moans

    I alsway thought they were invented because Europeans were too cheap to install traffic signals.
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    Autonumber

    It would appear that English is your second language, so I will attempt to translate. Is your problem that you can't create a table with an autonumber using Access runtime version?
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    Illegal Independence of Kosovo

    There are sections of Honolulu and Hilo that rival the worst parts of New York, Chicago and Los Angeles (not quite as bad as Cleveland, but getting there). Paul mentioned "Dog". If you've seen his show you've seen some of the spots he goes to collect his miscreants.
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    overthinking

    If you don't trust me to do this job then: Why are you in my office? Why are we having this conversation? Why are you wasting my time? (I don't care about YOUR time) When the source of this problem complains to your supervisor, simply explain that the person insulted you and that you want...
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    Macro-Output to option

    This question is generated by Windows, not Access.
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    Go to Record

    Try using a new query with the selection on the form as the criteria.
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    Canadian annual seal clubbing

    There are dozens of other seal hunts in the world where the seal pups are killed in exactly the same way. Why is it always the Harp seal pups off Newfoundland that gets the press and the hackles of the public raised? Simple, the Harp seal pup is CUTE. The native peoples of Alaska and Siberia...
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    US leaders

    Couldn't agree more. I very occasionally have an Egg Muffin concoction at McD's when I have to start early. Tastes like paste on cardboard but it puts somthing into my stomach to face the day and who else is open at 5 AM. "American Food" - steak and baked potato - hot dog at the ball park...
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    Tea?

    I was speaking of an economic depression, not your emotioal state. :D
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    Obama Thread

    All countries kill people who are or are likely to become a problem. In France, they usually have a car accident. In Germany they often fall under a train (everyone has their preference). Ian Fleming created James Bond from his days working in British Counter Intellegence. Bond may have been...
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    Australia Apologises !!

    Its a natural then. Duke to King is just a small step isn't it?
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