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Let us be realistic. If Ron Paul runs as a third party candidate, he will get 10 to 15% of votes (my guess). Most of the votes will come from the Republicans. Mr. Obama will be eternally thankful to Ron Paul for his big help in his re-election (think of Ross Perot and Ralph Nader). This is not...

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of the clerks on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent, the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and...

In the general election in Nov 2012, a vote for a third party candidate (Ron Paul) is a vote for Obama. In 1992, Ross Perot helped Bill Clinton victory. In 2000, Ralph Nader helped George W. Bush victory. Republicans are praying that Ron Paul will not run as a third party candidate. My...

New Year resolution joke on family priority: “Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law. "Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "or if my...

Happy new year to all. To The Doc Man: So, nice to hear from you. Are you still in New Orleans? How are things there?

Canadian Farm An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day...

Mr. Davep, you are a very fortunate man. Enjoy your wealth.

It is sad to see a Police officer (or anyone) killed liked this. Two of our children graduated from VA Tech. We all really feel the sadness. It is reported that the shooter killed himself. That saves the state the cost of the trial (in the millions). We also will not have to listen to pleas...

Last night I had a dream telling me that I had a job and a steady income. When I woke up I knew it was the ghost of the Christmas past.

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the...

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'" --------------------- President Obama has been meeting with voters in what he calls 'backyard chats.' He's held these in real...

This thread reminds me of an old saying "It is easier to wake up a man who is really sleeping, than the one who is pretending that he is sleeping". Note: I heard this in another country.

New business rules for equal opportunity Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: If the boss is wrong, see rule #1.

Now let us talk about equal opportunity in UK. I remember seeing a posting from a guy in UK. As an administrator in the NHS, he would not hire any women because they took time off for family reasons. Anyone remember this guy?

Let me talk about the economic disparity. Today, most people are looking for Office jobs (white collar). Jobs like typists, secretaries, bank tellers are disappearing due to technology and automation. Without an appropriate college degree, it is hard to get an office job today. Blacks lag...

Happy Birthday Cindy! Enjoy the day.

Pecans at the cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"...

Improve your memory power Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even...

Happy Birthday Bob! Now, Somethings about turning 50! The nickname,"Old Timer" The cute way you run out of breath climbing stairs The yearly prostate exams Everybody making allowances for your mental "lapses" Exploring soft foods I could go on and on, but I see your attention span is very short