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  1. Cotswold

    Can you give me a good YouTube channel link or a website where I can properly learn ms access ?

    See abebooks.co.uk - abebooks.com etc. You will find undamaged and perfectly good Access books at way less than new. It is a fact that many language books aren't actually read cover to cover. Pick up a few at little cost. Don't buy any with less than 800 pages because they will probably not...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Hey Doc, fortunately the title of this does include for a worst joke. So 10/10 on that:)
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    warning strong language!
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    Hope you have seen creatures like this before...

    Small companies react quickly, or not at all. More often not at all. If he doesn't need it then then forget it. If next month/year he has the need you'll receive a call. If he can find your number. In the days of posting flyers, you could expect 3 to 5 responses from each 100. A response isn't...
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    Batshit Bonkers Brittain

    The USA had Biden as deputy, who then became leader. They say that what happens in the US, happens here five years later. What can we do to prevent history repeating itself? When Starmer is skiving off somewhere, this is who is in charge. Trouble is Starmer appears frightened of her. If Raynor...
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    Wars

    They say; commeth the hour, commeth the man. But in the West all we can see are idealists, dreamers, fanatics and committees. As an example; Van de Leyen is the best that the whole of Europe, 27 countries and 450 million people, can come up with. Then we have Starmer and there are simply no...
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    Wars

    That and Ukraine are a real mess. Both evolving solution-less nightmares. I cannot see a solution but neither can I understand the mentality, or aspirations of these people. Surely they can see what the end game will be? It is more than obvious that many countries, UK, Canada, USA, the EU where...
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    Those who can’t read don’t steal, those who can, aren’t thieves.

    There is of course the (some may say caustic) opinion/expression that all people are thieves if they think they can get away with it.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    If you were from Lancashire and parts of Yorkshire, you may get "fair to middlin' " and in some places "yeah........fine" Of course the answer nobody wants is "well as you asked....." followed by a parade of illnesses, or disasters. In which case you just stand there shifting from one foot to...
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    Trump Administration Predictions

    Looks like Elon and Donald have fallen out bigtime Seemed from the start that Elon liked the part time job but after he lost it has possibly become a little bitter. Donald thought Putin had it right with total control in Russia and he'd maybe like being POTUS for ever. Does Elon now fancy taking...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Not too bad!
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    Trump is still the world's best bet ...

    I'm surprised you guys know about England. Most of you I've spoke to thought Britain and England, were pubs and three of them thought they were towns in America. Regards #702 by Uncle. Maybe Patty Murray should change her appearance, as she looks like a doppelganger for Jimmy Saville the now...
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    Oh baby, baby...

    To all you US bikers. The Isle of Man TT. (26th May to 7th June) Practice sessions started on the 26th May and the racing proper at the Isle of Man TT started yesterday. Unfortunately Pete Hickman came off during qualifying on the Kerrowmoar section of the circuit and was airlifted to hospital...
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    MS Access Database and Windows 11 Update error

    All very worrying. A total nightmare. Quite possibly resulting in a solutionless issue gifted by MS that, they will have no desire to fix. The bad news is that Windows12 is around the corner, which will be the first AI managed OS experiment. Can't wait(n)(n) Mind you, I've had the general...
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    How to not touch it?

    I do not see emails on my phone. I do not do any so called social media, Facebook, X, or whatever. I don't do apps, or QR codes, or banking, or buy anything with my phone. I use a phone to call people and the occasional text. I've stopped looking at the news and newspapers on the PC. Hugely...
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    Problems creating 'front-end' portion of split database (ie. no 'Save As' dialogue after clicking 'Make ACCDE' and 'Save As' button)

    Over all the years of using Access, I have never used the so called Wizard to split my databases. I have never seen the point in it. On a new application I'll keep everything in one .accde as I find it can be easier in the early days. Then I'll create a new BE database and import just the...
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    Trump is still the world's best bet ...

    I'll second that.
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    Trump is still the world's best bet ...

    For a reason that escapes me the news channels here have started showing Donald and his rambling monologies at the White House and around the World. Signing a book, or congratulating some unknown for something. You think he'll end and suddenly he'll start all over. I can now see how he always...
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    How easy is to Freelance Big Companies?

    There has been a mention of going off topic, which is really common on Access World. Happens all the time. This one went off, came back then went off again. I once posted a question that quicky went off topic and wasn't resolved. So some time later I posted again with a similar question. The...
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    Wow... immigration gone crazy

    I'm surprised that the fairy didn't add "So now you owe the tax and NI on the money you've just received".
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