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Mujibar is given a new name by his employer. His new name is Harry.

Thanks, Bob.

I started testing ACCESS 2007 today. Can someone please tell me how to do compact on close. Thanks, Jacob

My plea is this: Let things cool down. This is a great forum for both technical help and social chat. Let us keep it that way.

Fred's Note Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor...

Congratulations Bob! You have worked hard and contributed significantly to promote ACCESS usage. You deserve it very much. We are happy for you. Your contributions are appreciated! When we need your help, you are always there with your expert help. Cheers,

puzzle Q:"What has 80 feet and 2 teeth?" A: "Front row of Willie Nelson concert."

Election politics Political candidate speaks: "My opponent supports the big drug companies. I only support the small drug dealer." -------------------------------------------------------------------- 'If you elect me, I will solve the unemployment problem." "How?" " I will be employed."

careers Three women were bragging about the careers of their sons. First woman: My son is a doctor. He makes 300K dollars an year. Second woman: My son is a lawyer in LA. He makes 500K an year. Third woman: My son is a Sports repairman. He makes 1 Million an year. "What does he do as a...

I was a Query user (QMF) in in IBM VM environment. It's is the mirror image of DB2 in MVS in evironment. I learned about tables and queries. Back in the 1980's I learned the BASIC language and especially arrays. Our IBM machies went away and we are now using SQL Server and Oracle. I work for a...

Another Blonde joke What is a 710? A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle...

It worked. Thanks to Rak also for the quick reply.

When one user opens his ACCESS file, it opens in Notepad. He uses ACCESS 2003. Now he has to right click on that file (on windows explorer) and select open with 'MS Access' to make it to work. Any one knows how this setting can be changed to open with MS ACCESS?

Your GM car engine & transmission will get fluid changes on Tuesdays when you are sleeping.

The front end users need read/write permission to the back end network. See if a user is linking with 'Read Only' permission. That could hang it up.

I collect toy cars (1/18 size). I like the 1950's US cars (big hunk of steel). I have over 120 cars now. Friends and relatives love to see my car collection. I am also interested in collecting cars seen in movies, like 63 Aston Martin (Gold Finger). My wife first thought it was a waste of money...

Congratulations and Best Wishes! I know your company got a great employee now.

My boss tells me procrastination is the root of all my problems. I do not know what that big word means. I will look it up tomorrow.

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last...

I know most of you will be taking a day off on Monday, Dec 31. Enjoy. Happy New Year to all! May 2008 be a joyous and prosperous year to all. I do not have any new year resolutions, except continue to work for another year. I am working on a project and the boss treats me good. I am now...