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  1. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    ...lippy Brits...:p
  2. Bodisathva

    An American in the UK

    No kiddin'?:eek: The one with all the smelly, hairy chicks, right? Invented French-Fries?
  3. Bodisathva

    An American in the UK

    old saying "Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones". Chavez is a greedy instigative prick that has no business casting derogatory remarks at anyone... even a retarded rube like Dubbie
  4. Bodisathva

    An American in the UK

    Note to Chavez: "Those in Glass Houses..."
  5. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    Well, you don't have a gun, so you can't protect yourself... you don't have a credit card, so you can't bribe them... ...perhaps you could employ your razor-sharp wit and biting sarcasm? :D
  6. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    Good thing we'll be there to protect you...;)
  7. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    You have credit cards in the UK? :confused:
  8. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    I was attempting to liken your sense of humor to that of a Las Vegas lounge comedian... guess you don't get to Vegas enough to understand the inference, huh?
  9. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    ba-dum-boom. He's here all week, two shows a day...don't forget to try the veal:rolleyes:
  10. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    Technically, without health insurance they'll not let you into the hospital anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it:rolleyes: hint, hint:cool:
  11. Bodisathva

    Refreshing Linked Tables

    I get this error between users. The local repository location, in my case, is within the user's My Documents folder, which exists in C:\Documents and Settings\USERNAME\My Documents ...the USERNAME portion must be assembled prior to relinking the tables on application startup. Essentially the...
  12. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    Sure...gimme a call:cool: transportation. In your case, you would be transporting the item across state lines and out of the country... that's just as much a no, no as you bringing it back into the UK... but you already knew that... of course, that may not be an issue if the firearm were...
  13. Bodisathva

    Text query

    You want to look into using the InStr function to find the text within the string, and most likely the Mid function to return the substring you are searching for.
  14. Bodisathva

    Refreshing Linked Tables

    "Local" drives do not change, nor do you need UNCs, only Network Drives.
  15. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    Then by all means, allow me:rolleyes: The main focus of the question is "can" which does not specify legal or illegal purchase, so I'll stick with legal:
  16. Bodisathva

    Refreshing Linked Tables

    make sure you dynamically build the dbPath statement, i.e. your My Documents folder is not the same location as the next user's My Documents folder. Also watch for differences in mapped drives, I'd reccomend using the UNC address for network assets instead of drive letters.
  17. Bodisathva

    opening multiple items with one button

    place the particular DoCmd.Open code in the On_Change event of the combo box... use the current selection of the combo box to determine what exactly you need to open
  18. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    nah...that only works if you're the Mayor...
  19. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    Actually, Paul, most of us are upset that we weren't there to scream "Remember Pearl!" (those Asians all look alike to us, you know) and dive headlong into the carnage with guns blazing, to exact vengence upon the heathen and smite him down with our righteous and divine, black-powder...
  20. Bodisathva

    Shootings in US schools

    neither do I
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