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Never heard that before - do I get a prize for being the first person to learn anything in this thread! :)

The internet is full of such tripe unfortunately.

Blade on the catholic chuch Blade on ISIS view of everyone else hmmmmmmmmmmm

Catholics and no nightlife does that exist. From irish heritage admittedly, but our local church had to move midnight mass earlier to make sure the pub didn't empty into the church.

I think that's essentially doing the same thing as your solution , in moving it earlier in the processing order so its recognised. But there is no need, just calculate the select from the basics. If it optimises better fair enough.

Is it not that in your erroring code - you reuse an alias in the select statement - which in the logical process ordering will error. In the fix - the alias is moved to the from , from here the select understands what the alias is. Couldn't you just make each alias up from its non alias...

In seriousness - I think a good barometer of whether its acceptable or not - is would it pass on mainstream tv. Cols remarks or the royal stuff - absolutely would. So unless you want to spend your time being constantly offended - just move on , ignore it or embrace it for what it is.

From your description of it , he was too sensitive - you should have apologised and pointed that out! I can only think he loves horses and didn't like the comparison to Princess Anne.

You want a humour bypass? I'm not sure you'll survive another one!

I have a run coming up in a few weeks, and had got into my head to get a bit fitter. I'll use this to inspire me. I'll post back my progress - or lack of till Xmas.

(not real number I hasten to add !!!!) I drink 40 pints a week, but tell the doctor 20, as I know I drink too much. He shakes his head and says I need to drink half as much! Its funnier after 10 pints! Or if you recognise the scenario of telling the doctor a number less than is the really...

The joke amongst my drinking collegues - is when we tell the doctor how much we drink, the doctor tells us we need to half it. But we already did. It very easy to do lots of exercise and not lose weight. Used to do lots of running - made we very very hungry!

For me - So, what's your cardiovascular picture? Dunno How about your BMI? 12st 7 pounds , 5 , 11. Resting heart rate? 42 Blood pressure? Dunno Cholesterol - HDL and LDL? No idea Blood sugar level? No Idea How many minutes of aerobic and anaerobic exercise do you do, on a weekly basis...

There used to be plenty of N England quips, Brian has shown you exactly how to deal with it. We don't see so many of them now , just the American ones. QED

If this isn't over reacting , I'd hate to see you do so!

I think Cols comment was just in jest. A wind up, not to be taken too seriously. Maybe its not funny at all. But really does such an issue have to be made of it. If you don't like it, take it on the chin and move on. The only decision is which chin?

Can you store it instead in SQL Server and use SS Reporting Services. Would seem to be easier that way to me. I think the latest version of free sql allows reporting services.

He's the size of an English house?

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/travel/world/american-tourists-observations-about-the-uk-go-viral/story-fni0bwhe-1227560143070 One note - British wine V English Wine - i'd still go French though as you'll pay a real premium for English as its supply is low...

maybe he's getting mixed up with Phil Spector.