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  1. Cotswold

    How to not touch it?

    I do not see emails on my phone. I do not do any so called social media, Facebook, X, or whatever. I don't do apps, or QR codes, or banking, or buy anything with my phone. I use a phone to call people and the occasional text. I've stopped looking at the news and newspapers on the PC. Hugely...
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    Problems creating 'front-end' portion of split database (ie. no 'Save As' dialogue after clicking 'Make ACCDE' and 'Save As' button)

    Over all the years of using Access, I have never used the so called Wizard to split my databases. I have never seen the point in it. On a new application I'll keep everything in one .accde as I find it can be easier in the early days. Then I'll create a new BE database and import just the...
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    How easy is to Freelance Big Companies?

    There has been a mention of going off topic, which is really common on Access World. Happens all the time. This one went off, came back then went off again. I once posted a question that quicky went off topic and wasn't resolved. So some time later I posted again with a similar question. The...
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    Wow... immigration gone crazy

    I'm surprised that the fairy didn't add "So now you owe the tax and NI on the money you've just received".
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    How easy is to Freelance Big Companies?

    In my ticketing systems there would be a delete. It allowed operators to delete incorrect orders, or orders from comedians who rang in for a delivery to a non-existent address etc. Of course it also allowed actual orders to disappear so the operator could pick up some cash. The systems, however...
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    Wow... immigration gone crazy

    How often do we see "survey provides conclusive proof of......" Then you look a little deeper and the sample was 250, or a little more.
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    A Fart Walk?

    Thanks to the internet, there appears to be no limit for some nutjob to dream up some health science idea. Not only that, people believe them because they presume they must be some sort of expert.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    At New Year my wife decided that she would take more exercise and do a five mile walk every day. When it was our wedding anniversary, I had to drive all the way to York to bring her back.
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    Today's Environmentalists Are Really Luddites

    More people should read CLIMATE UNCERTAINTY AND RISK by Judith A Curry. (2023) In parts it may be a bit heavy going in a few places but it is nearer to the truth than you'll get from Al Gore and our Loony Labour government etc. It is likely you will not find it in your library. Not quite the...
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    Could You Survive a Carrington Event?

    It does now appear that the Athmospheric Event, so called actually what they meant was too much cloud and not high temperatures. The nutty green commie brigade zealots have managed to close fossil fuel power stations over Spain, Portugal and parts of France. Nearly total reliance of solar caused...
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    Order entry and tracking system

    Sigh. I don't normally repeat myself but after 43 posts none of us know anything at all. We don't know what data is to be stored. Nor do we know what information is required from the system. As I have said, the system starts from the contents of the Tables, not from an airy fairy idea, or an...
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    I'm in Love with ChatGPT

    You do for certain types of building. Here we have Grade1 and Grade2 designations that are allocated to older buildings, or in particular locations like National Parks. In some cases even paint colours inside and out can be dictated. Making unauthorised changes inside and out can result in out...
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    Could You Survive a Carrington Event?

    Not a Carrington Event but an Atmospheric Event has shut down large swathes of Spain and Portugal. The Atmospheric Event is apparently, or is up to now being blamed on temperature. As high as 20ºc in the day and 7ºc has been mentioned! So we can only think that this story has a way to run before...
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    I'm in Love with ChatGPT

    So it begs the question : "is AI a bit like someone with a brilliant memory and instant recall but little intelligence, and/or capacity for originality?" Basically if something arises which has never been experienced before, do they both just tell a good tale?
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    I'm in Love with ChatGPT

    I saw this today and though I'd share it. Apparently Google AI Overview has been making an idiot of itself again. With users feeding it false sayings and sniggering when it tries to explain them. So this guy went to CHATGPT and asked : "You cannot stroke a kestrel when watching Bargain Hunt" In...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    A platoon walked into a barracks yesterday. You'd have thought at least one of them would have noticed it.
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    Order entry and tracking system

    In the past I have installed software at hundreds of companies, my own and third party software. Very few of the business owners understand any of the software that their business relies on every day of the year. They also have little understanding of the possibilities. Many of them are unable...
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    Looking for Access UI Design Inspiration – Forms with Buttons or Tabs

    In any screen I use doubleclicks on just about any field/object that has a d/c event to open related data. Or to use the American term 'drill down' They can often reduce the need for menus and buttons. Basically, if in doubt doubleclick on my screens. And when the related detail screen is open...
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    Order entry and tracking system

    I'm not sure that this is going to fly. After 6 days and 27 posts nobody is any the wiser. A graphic will not be a specification. The specification, should show what you want out of the system and include table structures. Table design is the beginning. Plus, you cannot proceed with a program...
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    Order entry and tracking system

    I always thought that a syntax error in a program error when you are starting out on a new language was the worst thing to happen. But happen it does time and time again in every language I've used. It is like opening a door just to find the opening bricked up. I often wonder if there isn't some...
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