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  1. Matty

    Team development

    I think he was just saying that some junior programmers don't care about not caring about their appearance. :)
  2. Matty

    Halllowe'en Costumes

    So did you just carve a face out of the front of it, or did you actually dig out the insides, like you scrape the guts out of a pumpkin? The only experience with turnips I have is on the thanksgiving table, mashed with butter and pepper. :)
  3. Matty

    Szczęśliwy Kraj

    I guess I missed the memo on the cuddle kittens, but here's one that's a bit raunchier :D
  4. Matty

    Szczęśliwy Kraj

    Happy Birthday Kraj!
  5. Matty

    Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

    Maybe I'm reading this 20 year old data (!) wrong, but does it not say that the UK consumes 2.5 kg/person, while the USA consumes 4.5 kg/person? Edit: Ah Bodi, you beat me.
  6. Matty

    Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

    But I drink more tea than you, so where does that leave us? ;)
  7. Matty

    Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

    Wow! I'm more of a Brit than you! :p
  8. Matty

    Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

    Coffee? No tea? Now you're just killing all my stereotypes!
  9. Matty

    What do you eat?

    I thought stakes were only used on vampire deer. :D
  10. Matty

    Best one liner in a 'cooler thread

    How would you know, Rich? I thought the scones were for the tourists. :p
  11. Matty

    please help on query problem

    Do all the tables you're querying have primary keys?
  12. Matty

    Sum records

    Try setting a group in your report with the foreign key field and putting the sum in the group footer.
  13. Matty

    Top 5 Most Often

    Could you sort your firms by the amount of business they do and then take the top 5?
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