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The reason for the confusion is astoundingly obvious! Tim is ACTUALLY DEAD!! and these garbled messages are coming from the other side. He (it - whatever) should be congratulated in having achieved his aim of communication between the living and the dead. Stand by for Harry Houdini to drop us...

Nah. Not even close to old Timmy boy and his imaginary friend Martin.:rolleyes:

Very clever Dave. It also says more of value than our resident idiot Tim Brewer has put here, in about a million fewer words.

Invisibly?:rolleyes:

Re: A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry Someone pass me a sick bag pronto! No thanks, kindly accept my resignation from the "organisation" I'll stay with the money and I'll just put on a record of "If I Ruled The World".....I prefer to focus my own consciousness.

What if they're knobbly and covered in green fur?

Sincere praise and recognition at last! I knew my commanding and influential presence on this forum would one day be recognised for its true worth. Ah the sunlit, sunnny uplands of celebrity, the rewarding feeling of being one of the select few who tread the true shining paths of righteousness...

Re: A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry Sincere praise and recognition at last! I knew my commanding and influential presence on this forum would one day be recognised for its true worth. Ah the sunlit, sunnny uplands of celebrity, the rewarding feeling of being one of the select few...

A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry I have finally been convinced and seen the error of my miserable ways. I want the whole world to know that Tim’sfriendMartin is the only forum poster with the mental fortitude and perspicacity to understand the invisible but earth-shatteringly...

Look out! - Barry's friends Marmaduke and Montmorency may start posting or maybe Rich's friend Percival.... :eek:

I believe the condition is known as Multiple Personality Disorder, although in Tim/Martin's case the use of the word personality might be overdoing things...:rolleyes:

I think "pompous bullocks" possibly belong in the Hindu faith? They surely have no place in your and Tim's new religion - or do animals have invisible thoughts too?.......

I stand admonished and truly penitent. I now perceive the monstrous error of my ways. I look forward to meeting you both on that ethereal finish line somewhere between the planes of our respective existences so that we may commune spiritually in the next phase of our life experience and I may...

A good friend of mine found himself in the position of being made redundant by a less than brilliant employer. However there was another job he was encouraged to apply for within the group. Here is his person spec for the application. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and...

Mmm "non-biased, third party observer"? When you finally pull your sycophantic head out of Mr Brewer's figurative and probably invisible arse you may just perceive the irony of that statement. To my mind, anyone who regards TB as uttering concise "insightful and profound " observations...

I try to hit the right notes at the right time. Still trying.........:(

I'm amazed anyone reads it, let alone take notice or act on it!:D:D

Now perhaps you'd care to compare size of posts. You know - like for like. If I've posted a short story's worth of drivel on this forum over several years here - you've posted the Encyclopaedia Brittanica's worth of mindless, repetetive garbage in a matter of weeks.

That makes two votes then (Tim will have invisibly voted for himself). You people (person, robot etc) missed the boat, I believe the Monster Raving Loony Party may not have a Transatlantic branch....... Perhaps this is just a poorly conceived experiment in mass brainwashing, TB/friend posts...