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Can i add a discussion with our NoHelpdesk.. Me: My wifi connection isn't working. IT: that's because you need a network cable Me: but the office is wifi enabled..that's why we moved here.. IT: No i'll have to order you a cable..all laptop need to be hardwired Me: but i'll need to go to...

...girly american games...not Global Thermonuclear War then...

you don't mean Lemon Tea...with ice?????..and perhaps a slice??

surely if this is declared as secret 'in public' it ain't secret anymore...trade description act or whatever??? though i do recall that a few datacenters have set up in facility like these in order to add that 'extra' layer of protection against 'smash and grab' of the servers... ..OMG..what...

didn't think the 'Yanks' as you phrase it drank char...btw..it has to be piping hot with plenty of milk..though you do worry me as other posts you talk about 'real men'...i can't recall a time i became ethereal??? :eek: though the times i've been caught wearing only my harry potter invisiblity...

..and i've still not recovered from the spelling of 'anthropomorphise'...cuppa is in order

don't worry rabbi..i've lost the plot...i'm reading this and the thread titled 'Mind you don't get wet' and got carried away..LOL...guys in the office think i;ve lost it too so it's confirmed..LOL>>.!!..just got to the bit about german panzers and fell about in stitches

says the non believer...:)

so you're saying my diploma from Hogwarts schoal of witchcraft and fisheries is a..??? fake????:D

but then isn't Mother Nature a figment of your belief to anthropomorphise something that isn't actually of a physical embodiment....else why not stop at 'Nature'..using Mother means you surely fall into the same trap as religion.. ..guess that makes you a crank by another name...:D

phew..thanks for agreeing in the prinicple..the value that underpins the belief... Ok Jesus asked us to believe in him being the Son of God and that he is the bridge between us and God as our wayward ways have led us away on our own destructive course...and that he paid for the sins we...

absolutely...as a faith 'Christianity' is a model way of living...as a religion i feel it cemented itself into the doldrums of the past...

Rich!!! The one true God!! that's who.....be careful He's everywhere at once and might have his smiting arrow pointing in your direction. Rich = next Smiting target...

thanks Ken...my wife isn't as grateful considering the time i have to set the alarm for..:D but then some'one has to walk and feed the dog

getting back to grass roots of the thread (boring maybe?) but i don't know how to take Colin's beginning. Christianity is not based on 'Show me the money!' it's about living decent, honest lives..Jesus taught us to be kind to others, treat them how you want to be treat yourself...it's the...

Gemma, our son constantly bugged us for a 360, as he'd grown bored of the gamecube (his choice!) ...AND after months and months of batting him off, we went for the 360..saying it was the family's console. He played it constantly for weeks...Live became boring for him, he only played one or two...

Cheers Neil, i am guilty of some of the rogue queries. I spent most of yesterday opening each individual query and looking at the relationships by hand (as it were). The trouble is i found that very few of the forms and controls rely on stored queries and that it is the data processing that...

Hi, one of my databases is suffering under the heavy burden of queries that have been written over time BUT may not actually relate to the main purpose of the database..i.e. other members of my team have added their tuppence worth, and now it has come to redesign and i am struggling to know...

Hi, we use Sharepoint, the company introduced it as a replacement Intranet, and a point to which external companies could securely share files to. My understanding is anything before SPoint2007 and there is little intergration with Access. In fact trying to cave database file to the libraries is...

Steve, this is very similar to the question i was asking in this thread: http://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=151043 I got some helpful pointer about indexes.