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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. "Isn't it true that you...

I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you. Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. Girl said : I think the poorest people are the happiest. Boy replied : Then marry me, we will the...

Health care costs are increasing at a rate much higher than inflation. Obamacare is an effort to provide health care coverage for every one. But the devil is in the details. A lot of static thinking in a dynamic world. If the Doctors are squeezed financially, many doctors (age 60 plus) will...

Celebration time in England On April 13, 1919, a multitude of Punjabis (in India) gathered in Amritsar's Jallian wala Bagh as part of the Sikh Festival "Baisakhi fair" and to protest at the extraordinary measures taken by England. The throng, penned in a narrow space smaller than Trafalgar...

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and Barbecue season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger...

In the 1980's, I used an IBM 5100 (with Cassette tapes) to do programming in BASIC. It had 64K memory and no hard disk. Here is a link: http://www.oldcomputermuseum.com/ibm_5100.html

We could have been here sooner.. An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of...

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began admiring and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage...

The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up one of the clerks on the ground floor for an important file. Since it was rather urgent, the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he should hurry with the file. After more than 30 minutes the clerk appears all tired and...

New Year resolution joke on family priority: “Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law. "Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "or if my...

Happy new year to all. To The Doc Man: So, nice to hear from you. Are you still in New Orleans? How are things there?

Canadian Farm An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day...

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the...

"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? " "No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'" --------------------- President Obama has been meeting with voters in what he calls 'backyard chats.' He's held these in real...

Happy Birthday Cindy! Enjoy the day.

Pecans at the cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"...

Improve your memory power Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it...

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even...

Happy Birthday Bob! Now, Somethings about turning 50! The nickname,"Old Timer" The cute way you run out of breath climbing stairs The yearly prostate exams Everybody making allowances for your mental "lapses" Exploring soft foods I could go on and on, but I see your attention span is very short

A church committee proposes to buy a chandelier to brighten up its worship area. At voting time, an influential committee member puts his foot down firmly and opposes the plan. He says, "I strongly object to this, and I have three good reasons for my objection. First, no one here knows how to...