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Welcome to Wall Street Casino. The smart people make money in the Stock market. What about the ordinary folks like you and me. I am sure 401K investors are worried now. What do you all see?

A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job. The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What...

Congrats to Japan on winning the World cup. May this win lift the spirits of the people and the nation of Japan who suffered a terrible earth quake and tsunami. For USA, it is a disappointment, but that is life. Move on to the next tournament. They really tried their best, but could not win...

US made it to final against Japan. Japan is a great team. Let us see who wins. Game is on Sunday. I wish them both good luck.

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could...

Anyone watching this world cup games? The USA win over Brazil was like a suspense movie. The US win made me happy. Hope they win the tournament. Two great teams are already out: Germany & Brazil. I am sure there are many complaints about the Referees in regards to Yellow/Red Cards and PK's...

An Irishman proposed to his girl friend on Saint Patrick’s Day and gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. On learning it wasn't real she protested vehemently about his cheapness. He explained that in honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, he picked her a sham rock.

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” “A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation. “Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this...

There is a talk among economic pundits that SS recipients collect lot more money than what they contributed during their working years. That is not true in my case. My contribution over 38 years: $130K Employer contribution : $130K Total : $260K Assuming...

Five cannibals get hired as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just...

The game is over. Final score: US Navy SEALs - 1, Bin Laden - 0

"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." –Jay Leno "Bin Laden was living in a house with no Internet access, which explains why there were all those bin Laden sightings at the Islamabad Kinko's." –Conan O'Brien "The...

Sorry to hear the news. Hope and pray that your wife will get better soon. Hope you will have a peace about it and the strength to help and comfort her.

Thanks for letting us know about your great news. You are now cancer free. Enjoy your life to the max.

A journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?" "No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says. "But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors...

Sid was traveling down a country road in his native Yorkshire, England when he saw a crowd of people gathering outside a farmhouse. It was a cold November afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Ellis why such a large crowd of men was gathered there. The farmer replied, 'Jo's donkey kicked...

How about the great Organization called NATO (Needs America To Operate)?

I guess some folks always find the glass half empty when they talk about USA.