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    ACCESS 2007 database compacting

    Thanks to all who responded. I was able to use Bob Larson's solution.
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    ACCESS 2007 database compacting

    In ACCESS 2003, I was able to compact a live data base (single user) with a command button (using SENDKEYS command). ACCESS 2007 does not use sendkeys. Is there any way to compact an ACCESS 2007 using a command button on the Menu?
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    Windows XP scheduler

    Thanks. I figured it out.
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    Windows XP scheduler

    Is it possible to set up jobs to be run Monday thru Friday (skipping Saturday and Sunday) using Windows Scheduler? If yes, how do I do it? I would like see instructions. Thanks in advance.
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    Happy birthday Cindy

    Happy Birthday Cindy! Your postings are very thoughtful and mature. Enjoyed reading them.
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    Happy birthday George

    Happy Birthday George! Hope you celebrated it real good. You are not only an ACCESS VIP in this forum, but has also shown great maturity and dignity in your water cooler postings. I enjoyed reading your postings.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    A cop stops a drunkard and asks him: cop: Where are you going? Drunkard: I'm going to listen to the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. cop: At night? And who will give a lecture? Drunkard: My wife and mother-in-law!
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a...
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    Banks- (insurance) take a nose dive

    These days all the stock market actions can be summed into 2 categories: Short selling and short covering.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Money matters A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the financial district. When they arrived to Battery Park the guide showed him some nice yachts anchoring there, and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Mujibar is given a new name by his employer. His new name is Harry.
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    ACCESS 2007 compact on close

    Thanks, Bob.
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    ACCESS 2007 compact on close

    I started testing ACCESS 2007 today. Can someone please tell me how to do compact on close. Thanks, Jacob
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    Ken Higg hits 10,000 posts

    My plea is this: Let things cool down. This is a great forum for both technical help and social chat. Let us keep it that way.
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Fred's Note Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor...
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    Bob Larson named as an Access MVP!

    Congratulations Bob! You have worked hard and contributed significantly to promote ACCESS usage. You deserve it very much. We are happy for you. Your contributions are appreciated! When we need your help, you are always there with your expert help. Cheers,
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    puzzle Q:"What has 80 feet and 2 teeth?" A: "Front row of Willie Nelson concert."
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    Election politics Political candidate speaks: "My opponent supports the big drug companies. I only support the small drug dealer." -------------------------------------------------------------------- 'If you elect me, I will solve the unemployment problem." "How?" " I will be employed."
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    careers Three women were bragging about the careers of their sons. First woman: My son is a doctor. He makes 300K dollars an year. Second woman: My son is a lawyer in LA. He makes 500K an year. Third woman: My son is a Sports repairman. He makes 1 Million an year. "What does he do as a...
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