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    How to eliminate a double quote

    Thanks Rural Guy. It worked.
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    How to eliminate a double quote

    I have a string with one or more double quotes in it. How can I remove the double quotes? (I was able to remove single quotes.) Example: Purchase "other items". (This the data in a column.) I want to change it to Purchase other items
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    airline humor Only on an American airline... All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned...
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    English language The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room...
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    Answer: Your teeth
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    a puzzle It is a body part. First 2 times, it is free. Third time, you have to pay for it. What is it?
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    That is correct. When do you have dreams? When you sleep.
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    another puzzle A night watchman had a dream. In his dream, he saw his company CEO flying to a particular city on Thursday of the week and the plane crashes. He told the CEO about it. The CEO had booked a flight going to that city on Thursday. The CEO got scared. He canceled the fight and took...
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    He is a midget. He cannot reach up to button 25 on the elevator.
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    A USA Boob

    Why is Mr. Malik flying with the ordinary people in a commercial flight? Give him an RAF plane or a dedicated British Airways plane. Allow him to land in a military airport in USA. He will be received by the appropripate US official according to protocol. I have no problem if a US senator is...
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    Simple Delte Query not working

    DELETE * FROM dbo_PDRPerson where dbo_PDRPerson.PDRID in (select PRDID from tbl_InfoByPDR)
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    I'm Back Again

    Welcome back! I remember seeing your wedding picturess. Hope you enjoy your new job. May be you will get the water cooler more interesting again.
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    Happy Birthday Cindy aka

    Happy Birthday Cindy! May the Good Lord richly bless you and the tornadoes never bother you!!!
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    Best/worst Airports

    We came to Washington Dulles.
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    Best/worst Airports

    Two weeks ago, we were flying from Washington DC to Venice with a stop over in Paris (Charles De Gaulle). At Paris, we had to go through Passport Control (long line) and then Security. It took us one hour to get to the gate for our connecting flight. By that time, they already started boarding...
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    Won't be on for a while

    Glad you are home. Enjoy and get well soon. You are in our thoughts and prayers.
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    Problem importing excel spreadsheet into Access

    One way to handle the problem is to delete table 'tblimport' (if it exists) before you execute the 'transferspreadsheet' command. It depends on how you want to handle it.
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    Creating an Index

    try CREATE UNIQUE INDEX ....................
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    Congrats to BobLarson, theDBGuy and PBaldy

    Thanks to the 3 wonderful people in the list. I will also add The_Doc_Man to this list. There will be many others also who deserve "Thank You" from the users of this forum.
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    I may not be on the forum much for a while

    Wishing you the Best in your new job. Thanks for all your help. Glad to note that you are not leaving the forum. Hope you do not have to relocate.
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