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  1. Darth Vodka

    software that watches Access

    i'm assuming the webmaster isn't the product's coder ;) yes it costs $150K and it watches spreadsheets and databases, sounds like they sell more of the spreadsheet one
  2. Darth Vodka

    software that watches Access

    http://www.clusterseven.com/fw/main/Access_Database_Manager-95.html how does that work then? there's a review of the spreadsheet version here (can't get the video to run) http://blogs.zdnet.com/Berlind/?p=943 they say about Access:- “Access Database control issues are different to...
  3. Darth Vodka

    Question Moving Database Backend

    use a batch file to force the users to copy the front end to their local drives
  4. Darth Vodka

    DLookup Problem

    as an aside, you can do If IsNull(Me.combo12) Or Me.combo12 = "" Then as If nz(Me.combo12,"")="" Then try typing the dlookup in the immediate window, like ?DLookup("strEmpPassword", "tblEmployees", "[lngEmpID]=12") it will almost certainly be a text/long error, dlookups are fiddly and...
  5. Darth Vodka

    Audit Trail

    damn i only just discovered this thread after figuring the blumming thing out on my own :( bravo to ghudson and lyn here's what i currently have Sub AuditTrackObject(strWhatHappened As String, varRecord As Variant) On Error GoTo ErrorPlace Dim rs As Recordset...
  6. Darth Vodka

    Big Fast Bloat in Access 2003 BE

    how many tables are there in the BE? i'm thinking worse case scenario, maybe seperate them out into their own BE databases
  7. Darth Vodka

    HELP!!!! with security

    http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=%2Fsupport%2Faccess%2Fcontent%2Fsecfaq.asp go nuts
  8. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    perhaps thou can blow kneecaps off?
  9. Darth Vodka

    Mindless IT questions

    a mate of mine used to write purposefully unreadable code to annoy everyone in the office one of his tricks was using Colour and Color as variables and Centre/Center. it was an american bank
  10. Darth Vodka

    pleez i need some help in my DB

    you work for a DVD company?
  11. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    illegal under what law?
  12. Darth Vodka

    Mindless IT questions

    saying "myself" instead of me/I is a real British fad at the moment, along with saying "literally" when not appropriate at all, like "i was literally outside" :confused: "i literally needed a handful of people" what? you needed minature people? and the worst of all is going up at the end of...
  13. Darth Vodka

    Mindless IT questions

    http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/myself.html ;)
  14. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    you two...get a room :D
  15. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    i'd rather be pedantic than incorrect
  16. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    his plan to do what?
  17. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    pfft it's just a procession of scientists proving things god didn't do god of the gaps
  18. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    my preferred source is wikipedia as an overview:- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recapitulation_theory "Modern biology rejects the literal and universal form of Haeckel's theory" and on here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gill_slit it says "In the 19th century, gill slits of vertebrate embryos...
  19. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    that's just an empty sentence and all your previous arguments seem to revolve around personal incredulity
  20. Darth Vodka

    Are you an atheist?

    you and your snakes :rolleyes:
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