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...It was just too easy. I couldn't pass it up. :D

Does the same logic apply to our sex drive? ;) :D

Titanium. A hacksaw's blade would get worn to a nub in no time. (It's a water-jet cutter)

*Does the Happy Birthday Dance for Vass*

From San Diego.

I was quite confused; I couldn't be sure they were being mean. If they were, they certainly weren't doing a very good job of it. The tip was pretty standard, if I recall.

I totally forgot to tell this one. OK, here goes... A couple years back I was waiting tables at a high-class restaurant called Olive Garden. One night I was working in the smoking section, where all the cool people eat. It was close to closing time and I had one table of four guys; the rest of...

Hmmm... this train is familiar.

Thank you so much everyone! How wonderful! All the kitty pictures are a hoot; the one on the right of Idjit's post looks like my little Czar :). And Cindy, that's the most scandalous looking beer I've ever seen (well, except for this one time... er, I'll skip that story unless someone really...

Have a wonderful - if uneventful - birthday!