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    The Green Lamp

    Ah, so it's the forum equivalent of the fridge light! :p
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    Best Free Games

    The multi-player component of F.E.A.R. has just been released for free, as F.E.A.R. Combat. Get it from www.sierra.com or www.getfear.com (I think?)
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    Was (half) watching Monarch of the Glen the other night, & it had a good one... "Go and raffle yer donut" I can only imagine what that means :eek:
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    I'm trying to think of the most Australian sayings I can... May all your chickens turn into emu's and kick your dunny down He has some kangaroos loose in the top paddock
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    What's your best/worst joke?

    That entire sequence of jokes has been posted already... ...twice :p
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    Field visible depend on current date

    Might need brackets... fieldname.visible = ( checkdate = date() ) I never trust it to resolve in the right order otherwise :D
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    As useful as tits on a bull As useful as a singlet with a hip pocket It's better to be pissed off than pissed on
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    One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

    Bill Watterson - "There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."
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    4 Wheels vs. 2

    No parrots are different to parakeets... and budgies are budgerigars, different again :p And "rose crested cockatoos" are galahs! :D
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    Indexes

    That makes sense to me, though their choice of words is a little obscure. Looking at their example, "Most sparse" = least matches per index value "Least sparse" = most matches per index value
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    4 Wheels vs. 2

    Lorikeet. Never heard them called lorries before. Makes sense as an abbreviation I guess.
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    I'mmm Puzzeled: Could Use Some Advice ...Thanks

    If you want a more capable database but have zero budget, both MS SQL and Oracle have free versions available. I've used MS SQL Express for a table with ~600,000 rows, and as long as your search doesn't return too many of them, the web page pops up almost instantly. If you're actually trying...
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    Can I mail merge word 97 with access 2003?

    Shouldn't be any problems
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    Web.config help!

    Line 12: <connectionStrings/> This is the line it is complaining about. I don't know why. But you should be safe to delete it. It is an empty XML tag (the /> means end of tag)
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    Validation Rule

    Well, you could get it to work that way... you can type the date/time as well as using the arrows. how about something like... cDate([DayControl] & "/" & [MonthControl] & "/" & [YearControl] & " " & [HourControl] & ":" & [MinuteControl] & " " & [AmPmControl])
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    Username =Environ("username")

    Only that it is restricted by Sandbox mode, therefore it is considered potentially unsafe by Microsoft.
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    How to disable Action Query popup messages

    I would have thought she'd be doing it with DoCmd.OpenQuery, or in a Macro. There is a VBA command to turn off warnings... can't remember exactly what it is... I have seen it used like: Turn off warnings Run query Turn on warnings
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    Movies

    Kind of going off on a tangent here... I remember not long after "9/11", it was announced that the next version of Microsoft Flight Simulator would not include the Twin Towers, "out of respect"... I would have thought it was "out of accuracy" - a flight sim attempts to duplicate the real...
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    Sub Form Help

    Create a query that effectively duplicates the non-normalised table.
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    Username =Environ("username")

    If you want to keep your code as "safe" as possible, and only allow Environ("Username"), not Environ(anything)... function GetUserName() GetUserName = Environ("UserName") end function
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