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a big guy sees a little guy sitting on a stool at the bar, he walks over to him and .. SMACK.. looking down on the little guy the big guy says that was a karate chop from Japan. The little guy gets up brushes himself off and sits back down. a few minutes later the big guy comes back over and...

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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so did you so if you tell i tell :eek::rolleyes::D

ok heres one a sign in a bar window says "make my horse laugh, I'll pay $1,000" so a man walks in and goes to the bartender "Mind if i whisper in your horse's ear?" "go ahead" so the man walks up to the horse whispers something and the horse cracks out laughing so hard. The bartender gives the...

and thats the funniest thing you said :eek::rolleyes::D

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i am not Racist, I hate everyone equally :)