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:mad: *Hrmph* Well now I'm not willing! ;) :p :D What a treat it would be if you came to Chicago! You better let me know if you do. Enjoy Jersey. I hear it's a great place to visit. :rolleyes: Don't forget to hit Atlantic City; it's even better than Vegas. :p

Well that's a bummer! :( I hope everyone feels better soon.

Well that's a shame to hear. How was the trip in general? Have a good time? What did you do?

I'll bet that puppy has one heck of a safety rating!

Rumsfeld, then?

I'm just poking fun. I like Monty Python and was a huge fan of "Whose Line is it, Anyway?" I have even enjoyed an episode of "Are You Being Served?" and "The Vicar of Dibly" now and again, although they're not shows I'd care to watch regularly. "Mile High" is also a deliciously saucy show...

Nah. We get it, we just prefer humor that makes us say, "Oh my God that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life!" to humor that makes us say, "How delightfully droll!" :)

Whereas the British are quite well-known for their lack of one. :D ;)

I don't fight with the other Brits. I save myself for Rich and Col. :D Then again... Col's been playin so nice lately and I pretty much ignore Rich these days. ...what do I do here again? :confused:

If you think Englished is messed up, try Japanese (the following is quoted, because I don't remember it well enough): The Japanese use two sets of numerals for counting, naming quantities, etc. The main set is Chinese in origin, and it is used most of the time. The second set is Japanese in...

The fact that she was pregnant with his child is irrefutable proof of statutory ra**. This whole situation is one of the most absurd things I've ever heard.

Well they got legally married, didn't they? Seems to me that if the state felt the woman deserved to be in jail, perhaps they shouldn't have put their stamp of approval on the relationship.

:eek: Holy crap, dude... *shakes head*

No, moving violations generate revenue. We like those kinds of repeat offenders.

So the fact that I did not specificy which option my statement fell under is evidence that it falls under the latter option? O....K.... :rolleyes:

Actually, you might take note of the "or" in the thread title.

Why not just assign the death penalty to every repeat offense and be done with it? That'll take care of the crime rate!

Wow! That must really baffle you. ;)

People who follow nouns and pronouns referring to humans with "that" rather than "who". :D

OK so... 37yo woman has sex with 15yo boy, gets pregnant. She then legally marries him based on the pregnancy. Then she gets charged with statutory ra** of....her husband? WTF? Seems to me this is a mutually exclusive situation...