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the Borg collective

of his voice

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

and lottery is

eats a donut,

at Oxford, every

specky or geeky

threatened by anything

This frog surrenders

Peter Kay 1 liners I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized, God doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. My mum was a...

Specky brainiac geeks

Jack & Jill went up the hill cos Jack wanted Jill's Fan*y, Jack got a shock and mouth full o' **** cos Jill was a fu*#ing Trannie!

(Homer) x (Donuts) = Profit))

i got the sack from tescos the other day , i'd only been there one day and was stacking shelves in the wines & spirits section when an albanian walked up to me and said " excuse me , can you recommend a good port ?" "Yeah , Dover ! now F*#k off !" (apologies in advance to any Albanian members)

A teacher asks her class to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. Little Emily at the front raises her arm and says “I watched my daddy driving his car and it was fascinating” Teacher: that’s very good Emily but the word I wanted was fascinate, not fascinating ! Simon in the...

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Moons of Jupiter !

Sorry Silverblood, VBA is an alien concept to me . Have to pass on this one , i'm sure you will recieve the answer your are looking for soon.

Firstly am i correct in my assumption that you are using a form where your date is being changed / displayed ?

i use something similar in one of my dbs, only i do it the old fashioned way ( macro ) there are much smarter people than me who can provide you with the vba code but assuming you are using a form to populate your change date you can setup a macro using the 'set value' action. in 'item' use...