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Drat Krystal, if I had to try and live to these standards I'd probably have to have a sex change! I always pride myself in the fact that, even when I lose my marbles, I will always remember every small detail and cutting "he" ever made in the heat of an argument! Man, I even handfasted the...

Ag, no need for lots of $, a few cents will buy enough t-bones to stick on the braai, and as much Lion lager as you can dop. Just don't get too babelaas

Nice? We are grown ups though, I agree there is no need for blatant nastiness, but one mans sarcasm is another mans laughter, you cannot police people's thoughts, when you try you get a label - dictator! No offence to the wanna be dictators out there, I'm just saying like :rolleyes:

In the United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA , in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves, · India, in 20 minutes it caught 3000 thieves, · Nigeria , in 10 minutes it caught 6000...

Why "to be" ?? :confused: Probably 19 million of them are there already :p

LMAO, 20 million kids can't be wrong ;) We have the advantage of seeing it coming then? Perhaps we have better odds of survival than 1930s Germany, 1940s Spain and 1990s Zimbabwe... :p

I'm just downright curious now as to what, exactly, Colin said in that thread that was so offencive?

:o Pride can be as much of an asset though. At the end of last year I was diagnosed with a form of ME and the doctors basically told me to look forward to a lifetime of pain. I seen what it had done to other people and my pride would not let me visualise myself as a victim / disabled person...

has to be http://www.anstrutherfishbar.co.uk/, voted the best chippy in Scotland, set close to the fish market and you are always guaranteed fresh fish! Second has to be the Mandarin in Missassagua, Ontario.

Brian!! Congratulations!! Now the fun begins, every time you see them they've grown (even if you see them every day!) and they are really so much more fun than their parents ever were, even if you enjoyed every last second of their childhood :D He is absolutely beautiful, thank you for...

Extremely dreary, especially in the morning :rolleyes:

I suspect they would think it was a wind up. Either this guy is from the press and looking for a scoop on how the Essex Police don't care or he's Dom Jolly...:eek:

I'll second all your choices there, but I also have to mention Keith Jones of the Wynntown Marshalls... www.myspace.com/thewynntownmarshals Not a bias bone in my body :D

I agree with Rich. We should set up a councelling session for users that display "odd" behaviour like this, it is obvious that there are external pressures causing them to snap at strangers in such a way. If therapy does not improve their behaviour within the main forum they should be...

I am enlightened now, thank you very much. Sure am glad I didn't use my real name when I signed that original post :D (Sorry if I made you look like an idiot Col ;))

It's not? I stand corrected then, I was under the misguided impression that they were the same. I'd love to hear the differences if you have time to explain. (whoopee, I'm goning to learn something today!!). Ta Oumi

Hmm, so it was, invented in the US, by a Brit, of course ;) I quote from Wikipedia (so it must be right :D) Sir Timothy John "Tim" Berners-Lee, OM, KBE, FRS, FREng, FRSA (born 8 June 1955[1], also known as "TBL"), is a British engineer and computer scientist and MIT professor credited with...

Have you completed the merge? These are not the complete steps, you must continue to tell Word which documents you wish to merge (the next step would probably be Use Current Document, then select recipients...) unless you are trying to run an existing mail merge. Please be more specific so...

Any changes made to the normal.dot document will affect all new documents as this is the basic template opened whenever you select a new document in word. Have you tried manually creating a text box and looking at the code behind it? This is one of the easiest ways to learn these things...

Drat! Another dream shattered :mad: