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I tried to get the beau things that showed I listened to him and wanted to get him things he'd appreciate: Electric razor, because we saw one on TV and I thought he said he wanted one. Turns out what he actually said was he had one, and never uses it. Coffee maker, because his old one is...

As long as I get to stuff your stocking, call it what you will. :p

A Dog's Diary 7am - Oh Boy! Breakfast! My favorite! 9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! Noon - Oh Boy! A nap! My favorite! 1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite! 3pm - Oh Boy! Animal Planet! My favorite! 4pm - Oh Boy...

Meaning you didn't get any? :p

Col, why are people always impugning the chastity of your local women?

Bush elected for four more years. I leave it to the reader to decide whether this is the "best" or "worst" joke.

This one is cute: IM Fight

Aye ;)

Actually, I kinda do too. Never claimed to be a lady... ;)

You're generous with your nouns.

Errr, must be a guy thing.

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who only spoke Navajo, asked a question, which the son translated: "What are the...

Thanks for the link, but the story was all over the media here in the U.S. Who says we don't take an interest in international news? :p

Once upon a time there was a stork family -- a papa, a mama and a baby. One evening papa stork didn't show up for dinner. Mama stork and baby stork left the food out for him but he didn't come home at all that night. When papa stork finally did come home the next day, baby stork asked, "Papa...

teeny tiny shards

eyes, breaking her

http://www.jibjab.com

sauted with garlic

so ravenously? Rather

whole story thing." :p