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Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two...

Well yes, that was why I thought it was funny. I'm Idjit, not CompleteIdjit, lol. The thought of someone who names their kid something without having any clue what the name means strikes me as hilarious.

Q. How can you tell which blonde is a waitress? A. She's the one with a tampon behind her ear, wondering where she left her pencil.

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing My personal favorite is "Catatonia Calliope". And the person who named a child Vienna because they wanted something Italian.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?" Presidential candidate John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

Does anyone suppose a woman of "sound mind" would sign it? :cool:

A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says "Mate, do you realize you've got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?" Pirate replies, "Aye - it's drivin' me nuts! Arrrr!"

Oh, I support free speech and would never want a post removed or a person banned. Just wanted to point out that, well, it was just plain mean, lol. When I started reading the details of who was on the island, the first comment I thought of was "Where is this place and how do I get there?"

Now that's just plain mean :mad:

In the U.S. today, a baby was born with both male and female organs...a penis and a brain.

Still no dice...is the database 5 KB or 5 MB? 5 MB is too large. If you don't mind taking advice from an Idjit, you can PM me your number and I'll try to help.