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To err is human, but to really foul-up you need a computer Murphy's Laws Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks. Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think. Murphy's Third Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of...

they'd be freed

not me... lol Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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bachelors and spinsters ... caught between heaven and hell! Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory beingsized up by God. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by...

someone must "pay" for fun!!! :)

lol ... they don't collect 200 :)

that Noah couldn't

Heaven :) Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How...

temperature and pressure

We are on dls time ... so it is now aound 10pm ... and nearly bedtime ...cya all early in the am Btw, should I have typed in the title "HELP!!!!" ;) Regards Oz PS I really need to know, pls

G'day ... new thread indicates new question :) I have just finished reading about carriage returns ... and how to remove them (2 and a bit pages) ... but what if I 'needed' carriage returns ... to export as a text file? (keep, add, etc are all too small for the search engine ... boolean would...

A sense of identity An American oil-drilling company was erecting new offshore platforms in total isolation. Their industrial psycholgist was concerned about the effect this might have on the crew. It was, therefore, decided to test the reactions on three men. An Englishman, an American and the...

colour differential ability

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G'day, :) My pet hate is doing things via trial and error ... lbecause I can never recall what worked and what did not!!!! Is there no other better method ... I need to understand what and why I am doing what I do ... (and I really wish I had access to books ... but ... I don't ... that's the...

not to mention,

G'day :) Instead of PrintOut, I take it I should be using OpenReport? However, I keep getting lost whilst attempting the criteria for the wherecondition. Is it possible to have more than one ... and if so, what syntax would you suggest I use? Regards Oz

tiredness and fondness

bedtime buddies. However,