They're obviously not fans of Piers Anthony's Xanth series, or (Robert Asprin?)'s Myth series of punny fantasy novels.
Some of the ones in the Myth series particularly, you need to think with an American accent :D
"I am a man more sinned against than sinning" No, sorry, that's King Lear... ;)
How about "I am more than just a computer geek"?
I'm also a D&D geek, sci-fi geek, ...