chicken surprise !!!! (1 Viewer)

GaryPanic

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CHICKEN SURPRISE

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.

Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
happening and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
 

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just thought I'd re-ping this up on to th eforum
 

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thought this worthy of having another look - or is it that sad??
 

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Its good! dont doubt yourself.. haha
 

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Gary

What if he had brought a Bombe Surpris !!!!!

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Then he would have been in the movie Diamonds are Forever and his name would have been either Wyntt or Kidd.
 

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