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There’s a garbage bin in our lunch area at work.It has three compartments. At the top of each compartment is a hole through which you are supposed to pass the garbage. Next to each hole is a brief description of what KIND of garbage to place in each compartment. This is more or less routine, since the advent of recycling.On the bin at work, two compartments are labeled “TRASH” and one is labeled “CANS AND BOTTLES”.
I started thinking about that label – the one that says “CANS AND BOTTLES”. As a programmer, I’m always evaluating the logic of the rules and instructions that are handed down by the upper echelons, and usually find the logic to be faulty. Example – again from the recycling rules:The dept of sanitation handed out a sheet of DOs and DON’Ts. It said DON’T dispose of any containers that contained CHEMICALS in the recycling bin. I called them up. After waiting on hold I finally got a representative. I asked her what they meant by the term “chemicals”. She said, “You know … CHEMICALS!” I informed her that any substance including water (hydrogen hydroxide) could be considered a chemical. She hung up on me in frustration shortly before I did the same. To me this was no trivial matter – serious consequences could result in improper disposal, including putative fines. Maybe the term HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS would have been better? But that still leaves the judgement on the part of the disposer.
So, I have found that the authorities have a long history of mandating rules that are chock full of ambiguity and illogical instructions. Just look at the instructions for tax filing if you need more proof.
To continue, I was evaluating the rule of “CANS AND BOTTLES” and came to the conclusion that the rule SHOULD be stated:“CANS OR BOTTLES”. The way it is stated, with the AND operator, to qualify for disposal in that trash bin, an object would have to simultaneously be both a can and a bottle, whereas with the OR operator, EITHER a can OR a bottle would qualify. That seemed to me the correct instruction at the time, and I informed the maintenance manager who was responsible for the containers. His reaction was quite similar to that of the Dept of Sanitation rep I had spoken to about chemicals. True, in this case I was being funny (or I thought I was) but still, faulty logic on signs both annoy me and at the same time they give me some satisfaction.
Then I began to think I was wrong about the AND vs the OR operator. In programming, mistakenly using one when the other is needed results in garbage (or at the very least, incorrect) output. But here I did begin to think that it really should be CANS AND BOTTLES, in the way that an EMCEE of a ceremony might say “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN”. Surely the emcee is not restricting his comments to only hermaphrodites. Should he be addressing ladies OR gentlemen? That doesn’t seem quite right either. All of a sudden the ambiguity seemed to shift and now the OR operator seemed to apply to people who are either ladies OR gentlemen – again, the very rare hermaphrodite.
So, of those among you who, like me, pause to consider such things (and I would imagine that programmers, as a group, would tend to do so), which do you think is correct in this case?
Is it CANS AND BOTTLES – or should it be – CANS OR BOTTLES?
I started thinking about that label – the one that says “CANS AND BOTTLES”. As a programmer, I’m always evaluating the logic of the rules and instructions that are handed down by the upper echelons, and usually find the logic to be faulty. Example – again from the recycling rules:The dept of sanitation handed out a sheet of DOs and DON’Ts. It said DON’T dispose of any containers that contained CHEMICALS in the recycling bin. I called them up. After waiting on hold I finally got a representative. I asked her what they meant by the term “chemicals”. She said, “You know … CHEMICALS!” I informed her that any substance including water (hydrogen hydroxide) could be considered a chemical. She hung up on me in frustration shortly before I did the same. To me this was no trivial matter – serious consequences could result in improper disposal, including putative fines. Maybe the term HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS would have been better? But that still leaves the judgement on the part of the disposer.
So, I have found that the authorities have a long history of mandating rules that are chock full of ambiguity and illogical instructions. Just look at the instructions for tax filing if you need more proof.
To continue, I was evaluating the rule of “CANS AND BOTTLES” and came to the conclusion that the rule SHOULD be stated:“CANS OR BOTTLES”. The way it is stated, with the AND operator, to qualify for disposal in that trash bin, an object would have to simultaneously be both a can and a bottle, whereas with the OR operator, EITHER a can OR a bottle would qualify. That seemed to me the correct instruction at the time, and I informed the maintenance manager who was responsible for the containers. His reaction was quite similar to that of the Dept of Sanitation rep I had spoken to about chemicals. True, in this case I was being funny (or I thought I was) but still, faulty logic on signs both annoy me and at the same time they give me some satisfaction.
Then I began to think I was wrong about the AND vs the OR operator. In programming, mistakenly using one when the other is needed results in garbage (or at the very least, incorrect) output. But here I did begin to think that it really should be CANS AND BOTTLES, in the way that an EMCEE of a ceremony might say “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN”. Surely the emcee is not restricting his comments to only hermaphrodites. Should he be addressing ladies OR gentlemen? That doesn’t seem quite right either. All of a sudden the ambiguity seemed to shift and now the OR operator seemed to apply to people who are either ladies OR gentlemen – again, the very rare hermaphrodite.
So, of those among you who, like me, pause to consider such things (and I would imagine that programmers, as a group, would tend to do so), which do you think is correct in this case?
Is it CANS AND BOTTLES – or should it be – CANS OR BOTTLES?