Funny and hits the mark, dead center!

[Galaxiom]

I still remember when Microsoft threatened to abandon VBA and run off with Javascript and CSS.

 

[Pat Hartman]

And they would have if they could have been certain that the thousands of large companies dependent on Access wouldn't have sprayed Redmond with napalm.

 

[NoLongerSet]

And they would have if they could have been certain that the thousands of large companies dependent on Access wouldn't have sprayed Redmond with napalm.

And this is why the reports of Access's death are greatly exaggerated.